랜덤 Article: 7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

posted by neonstars

1.His cell phone number (picture this 당신 are on a 날짜 with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to 키스 and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and 당신 turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY BOXERS)

6.If hes poor (you are at your house and about to go t to dinner,you leave the room, she slips a 20 $ bill in his pocket and says here just incase the 1$ 당신 have isnt enough)

7.If he drinks ( he comes over for 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and yuo put wine on the 표, 테이블 and your mom looks at him and u and she says to him im so sorry she is lighheaded, s doesnt mean to tempt yuo with achohol!)

8.If he has ever stolen any thing (He comes in the house and 당신 arent there yuor mom hides all her jewlrey and says these are to valauble to be tooken away)

7.If he is planning to marry you, 또는 nawt (he takes 당신 andd your mom out for lunch and he drops his wallent he kneels down to pick up and she yells FUNALLY 당신 PROPPSED and people start to clap)

p.s. i ove yheeewww

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Interview from an Animal Shelter (Please read)

posted by ITF

Pete

As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where 개 are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the 개 are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...

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advice?

posted by hetaliaitaly

If your someone that hates being alone 또는 just feels they dont fit in then maybe 당신 will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would 사랑 to change lots of things about there life but really what would 당신 change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if 당신 have ever been depressed 당신 will understand what i mean people think just because 당신 have one happy 일 with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy 일 with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot 더 많이 than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...

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The Lonley Little Girl part 5 (scary dream)

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
The 다음 night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If 당신 step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!

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help with YOUR pranks

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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your 프렌즈 call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools 일 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our 가장 좋아하는 holiday (or any 일 for that matter) with the April Fool's 일 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 조언 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 의해 a east coast resident, which was 게시됨 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 당신 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered 질문 has been solved out 의해 the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back 의해 those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my 심장 still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment 또는 deep affection, as for a parent, child, 또는 friend.
3.
sexual passion 또는 desire.
4.
a person toward whom 사랑 is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, 또는 the like): Would 당신 like to see a movie, love?
6.
a 사랑 affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros 또는 Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...

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A Mini Fic I'd Like Criticism On

posted by InvaderStorm

He leaned against the wall, 심장 thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything 당신 have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you 스톨, 훔친 my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....

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I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..

#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less 인기 after Charlie left. And the producer, espically...

Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Rumors For A November 2021 Release

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Razilee and Elijah Part 3 Unconfirmed Poster

The new and secretively hidden Razilee and Elijah Part 3 film hasn't made any impact 또는 any appearances during November 2020 Kindness 일 Project, 또는 at YT Winter Fest 2020, unlike the 초 film, Razilee and Elijah: Part 2's first announcement in December 2019.

With that said, an unusual release 날짜 was announced for a November 2021 release at the third Razilee and Elijah film. Nothing of the film has surfaced, storyline, plot, new project and effects prepared for the third film has been announced. In other words, the third film is as secretive as a film could get. The release 날짜 of November...

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