This is a list of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)
1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If 당신 enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. 당신 must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The 더 많이 beautiful and pure a thing is, the 더 많이 satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The 더 많이 당신 hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. 당신 must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. 당신 must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. 당신 will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs 더 많이 Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be 더 많이 fucked up shit than what 당신 just saw.
29. 당신 can not divide 의해 zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL 당신 STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
*/b/ is the 랜덤 포럼 on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If 당신 enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. 당신 must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The 더 많이 beautiful and pure a thing is, the 더 많이 satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The 더 많이 당신 hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. 당신 must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. 당신 must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. 당신 will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs 더 많이 Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be 더 많이 fucked up shit than what 당신 just saw.
29. 당신 can not divide 의해 zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL 당신 STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
*/b/ is the 랜덤 포럼 on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 또는 talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 음악 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask 당신 if 당신 have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 사랑 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate 또는 사랑 whatever he does even if they hate it 또는 사랑 it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 또는 talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 음악 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask 당신 if 당신 have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 사랑 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate 또는 사랑 whatever he does even if they hate it 또는 사랑 it
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 사랑 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 당신 and the things 당신 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 연어 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 쌀 in a 쌀 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 쌀 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 쌀 on your hand and put your 가장 좋아하는 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 연어 on the rice. Push the filling into the 쌀 lightly. Hold the 쌀 between your palms. Form the 쌀 into a round, a triangle, 또는 a cylinder 의해 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 쌀 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 덮개, 랩 the 쌀 ball with a strip of nori 또는 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 의해 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 당신 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 사랑 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 당신 call right now we will also send 당신 a what ever 당신 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 더 많이 dollers shiping and handleing! 당신 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 당신 call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 당신 call it have 당신 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: 당신 got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I 사랑 it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 당신 call right now we will also send 당신 a what ever 당신 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 더 많이 dollers shiping and handleing! 당신 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 당신 call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 당신 call it have 당신 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 일 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 별, 스타 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 당신 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 지르 EVERYONE LOVES 당신 THE MOST 당신 HAVE THE MOST 팬 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!