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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't 조언 anyone,so 당신 don't carry their sins.

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Two 당신 can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until 당신 make him believe that 당신 사랑 him.

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People are blind in love,insightful in marriage.

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Marriage taught me to respect my mistake(s).

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There is a type of husbands who is gentle,polite and tender to all women,all except one...

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Never regret doubting your wife,she doubts 당신 even more.

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When a man kidnaps your wife,leave her to him,it's the worst punishment.

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A woman's greatest strength is her weakness,and she knows how to use it to her favor.

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Legal Prostitution:Is when a woman marries a man she doesn't love.

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If a man and a woman marry without love,they'll 사랑 without marriage.

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If I marry the man I love,I will no longer speak the words:My heart...My soul...My life,I gave them up when he paid the price.

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The darkest hours of man is when he enslaved the woman.

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A man's greatest lies is put in every constitution:Men and Women are Equal.

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The number of women killed 의해 sorrow,is 더 많이 than the number of men killed 의해 war

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A woman despises the man that loves her,unless she loves him,too.

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I know very well the bitterness of the sweetness a man that I don't 사랑 present me with.

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Love:Conquer
Marriage:Invasion

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I am ready to swim through the seven seas with you,but only if those seas don't contain water.

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Believe me:All women are liars...And men,too.


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My friends:There are no 프렌즈 in this world

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Where do 당신 put your perfume?
Everywhere I want my man to kiss.

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Hate me...despise me...kill me,but don't...pity me.
posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what 당신 saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect 일 to make a list of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy 당신 like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts 당신 또는 tells 당신 you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do 당신 think 당신 can actually do for a whole year?
posted by carsfan
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special 날짜 in any way shape 또는 form.

So now 당신 know… if 당신 fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing 더 많이 than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
posted by numnumyellow67
Chapter 1
The District

I quietly and quickly pick the katniss plant's roots. Have to hurry home, 또는 at least the ruined building I call my home. Living a destroyed old district, 당신 kind of get used to the idea of having to hurry back to ruined buildings, before the rats and bugs decide to settle into your so called home.I start on my way back, when I see a plump rabbit, just watching me desperately pick the roots, while coated in mud. This annoys me, and with one 빠른, 스위프트 movement, I 칼, 나이프 the fat fool from afar. A direct hit. Perfect. I've been working on my 칼, 나이프 throwing skills, and got a lucky...
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posted by kowalskipperico
    Pronunciation 
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a) 
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń  (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Mîdêllę
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
 Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
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                 ÈÕRÌÀ
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone 거리 humming...
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