랜덤 Club
가입하기
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by karpach_13
A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something 또는 someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd 사랑 to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

엘 is for 사랑 in most cases, but exceptions have been made, 엘 is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have 당신 ever met one? Do 당신 know where any are?

N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.

O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.

P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!

Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.

R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.

S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.

T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.

U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.

V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.

W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.

X is what he is to me now!!!!

Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.

Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.
added by Kiniko90
Source: failblog.org
added by sapherequeen
added by aitypw
added by moulan
added by MSboySLO
added by shiriny
added by melikhan
added by CourtneyKatara
added by mchuddymerderek
added by xoheartinohioxo
Source: dailysquee.com
added by Jeffersonian
added by emmett
posted by TVD_rocks
From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty 분 looking at an 주황색, 오렌지 주스 box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If 당신 gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to 침대 to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar...
continue reading...
added by PuppyLover10009
Source: me, other stuff
added by australia-101
added by tanyya
added by -Breadqueen-
video
added by -Breadqueen-
video
added by LovableXNerd
video
can't
be
touched