Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 의해 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 초 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 당신 forth.
Hoping 당신 are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 의해 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 초 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 당신 forth.
Hoping 당신 are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the 초 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get hit 의해 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the 초 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get hit 의해 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell 당신 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 당신 don't know
2)Then twirl another 랜덤 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 랜덤 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 노래 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 랜덤 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 당신 don't know
2)Then twirl another 랜덤 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 랜덤 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 노래 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 랜덤 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!