Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda 곰 costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that 곰 in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
ME: Yeah. U were hurting me
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He tried to take off the head, but it didn't come off. He grabbed me.
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ME: Hey! Let go of me!
LADY: Let go!
GRANDMA: Stop that panda!
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I kicked him while he was running, in the shin again. He ran and ran after me.
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IN MY BED:
No, no, let go! Let go u stupid panda!
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I told my family the story. Grandma said I have 2 stop having sugar before I go 2 bed. She said I get hyper and my mind gets all crazy while I am trying to sleep.
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I don't really like 팬더 that much any more. LOL
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda 곰 costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that 곰 in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
ME: Yeah. U were hurting me
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He tried to take off the head, but it didn't come off. He grabbed me.
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ME: Hey! Let go of me!
LADY: Let go!
GRANDMA: Stop that panda!
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I kicked him while he was running, in the shin again. He ran and ran after me.
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IN MY BED:
No, no, let go! Let go u stupid panda!
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I told my family the story. Grandma said I have 2 stop having sugar before I go 2 bed. She said I get hyper and my mind gets all crazy while I am trying to sleep.
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I don't really like 팬더 that much any more. LOL
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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the 초 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get hit 의해 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get to the 초 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: To get hit 의해 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell 당신 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 당신 don't know
2)Then twirl another 랜덤 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 랜덤 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 노래 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 랜덤 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 당신 don't know
2)Then twirl another 랜덤 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 랜덤 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 노래 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 랜덤 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!