1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.
2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the 침상, 소파 "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.
3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.
4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"
5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers 다음 to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when 당신 say this.
6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways 의해 claiming 당신 are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play 동물 for underprivileged children.
7.If unexpected company is coming,pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door.As 당신 show your guests though your tidy home,rattle the door knob vigorously,fake a growl and say,"I'd 사랑 당신 to see our Den,but fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."
8.If the dusting is REALLY out of control ,simply place a showy urn insist that "THIS is where grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."
9.Don't bother repainting.Simply scribble lightly over a dirty 벽 with a assortment of crayons,and try to muster a glint of tears as 당신 say,"Junior did this that week before the unspeakable accident...I haven't had the 심장 to clean it..."
10.Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle.Mist the air lightly.Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations.Develop an exhausted look,throw yourself onto the 침상, 소파 ,and sigh,"I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere..."
*I didn't come up with this ,I found it on the internet*
2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the 침상, 소파 "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.
3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.
4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"
5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers 다음 to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when 당신 say this.
6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways 의해 claiming 당신 are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play 동물 for underprivileged children.
7.If unexpected company is coming,pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door.As 당신 show your guests though your tidy home,rattle the door knob vigorously,fake a growl and say,"I'd 사랑 당신 to see our Den,but fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."
8.If the dusting is REALLY out of control ,simply place a showy urn insist that "THIS is where grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."
9.Don't bother repainting.Simply scribble lightly over a dirty 벽 with a assortment of crayons,and try to muster a glint of tears as 당신 say,"Junior did this that week before the unspeakable accident...I haven't had the 심장 to clean it..."
10.Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle.Mist the air lightly.Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations.Develop an exhausted look,throw yourself onto the 침상, 소파 ,and sigh,"I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere..."
*I didn't come up with this ,I found it on the internet*
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry 또는 사랑 당신 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 당신 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 로스트 myself and don't try to call me 또는 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 당신 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 당신 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 당신 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
당신 will have your own life, everything 당신 wanted with you.
당신 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 침대 when your old, knowing that 당신 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 사랑 you, I 사랑 당신 so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry 또는 사랑 당신 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 당신 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 로스트 myself and don't try to call me 또는 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 당신 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 당신 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 당신 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
당신 will have your own life, everything 당신 wanted with you.
당신 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 침대 when your old, knowing that 당신 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 사랑 you, I 사랑 당신 so much...
~Reah