ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The 타코 Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 당신 FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 암갈색, 암 갈색 TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 당신 picked a 일 out of a hat for that 또는 something.
ME: 캔디 일 is when I say it is 캔디 Day. It's when I say it is 캔디 Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: 당신 thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas 프렌즈 to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through 할로윈 without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes 당신 have been in today.
ME: Midget 일 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were 당신 gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess 당신 were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could 당신 possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 can't sing. 당신 can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, 당신 show me what 당신 got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks 또는 so but monsters were around
A Million years 이전 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 노래 birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when 당신 share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what 당신 feel inside is not just 사랑 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone 당신 knew and If 당신 had a 호박 they might like that too
And although 당신 may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 사랑 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: 당신 have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 당신 FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 암갈색, 암 갈색 TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 당신 picked a 일 out of a hat for that 또는 something.
ME: 캔디 일 is when I say it is 캔디 Day. It's when I say it is 캔디 Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: 당신 thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas 프렌즈 to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through 할로윈 without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes 당신 have been in today.
ME: Midget 일 Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were 당신 gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess 당신 were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could 당신 possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: 당신 can't sing. 당신 can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, 당신 show me what 당신 got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks 또는 so but monsters were around
A Million years 이전 but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the 노래 birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when 당신 share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what 당신 feel inside is not just 사랑 persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone 당신 knew and If 당신 had a 호박 they might like that too
And although 당신 may scare them, they won't go away, because we all 사랑 on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: 당신 have no holiday spirit.
It all started when Chloe was in the 부엌, 주방 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 컵케익 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 컵케익 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1.Determine how many times a week 당신 eat 또는 want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 또는 10.
Let's say 당신 eat 초콜릿 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 의해 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 이전 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 의해 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 년 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 당신 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 당신 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 또는 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 또는 two digits will be the number of times per week 당신 eat 또는 want 초콜릿 (the number 당신 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 초콜릿 a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say 당신 eat 초콜릿 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 의해 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 이전 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 의해 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 년 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 당신 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 당신 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 또는 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 또는 two digits will be the number of times per week 당신 eat 또는 want 초콜릿 (the number 당신 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 초콜릿 a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 당신 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 당신 can tell me if 당신 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 당신 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 당신 can tell me if 당신 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
