The following dumb laws are, 또는 were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before 당신 go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if 당신 bail off and do something stupid 또는 try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable 의해 death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping 곰 for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 거리 with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not 더 많이 than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
동물 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, 또는 place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 나비 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to 키스 a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 불, 화재 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to 키스 his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 음식 and drink.
Florida
If an 코끼리 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens 의해 making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a 몽구스 without a permit.
Idaho
당신 may not 물고기 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed 피아노 player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 분 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 불, 화재 trucks are required 의해 law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to 키스 for 더 많이 than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered 의해 a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 사랑 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
당신 may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required 의해 law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage 의해 hunting and killing either six blackbirds 또는 three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 물고기 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven 또는 더 많이 indians are considered a raiding 또는 war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell 맥주 unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a 낙다, 낙 타 on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
당신 cannot sell the clothes 당신 are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 게시됨 sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 거리 and looking "at a woman in that way." A 초 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
맥주 and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar 또는 restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 물고기 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 물고기 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take 더 많이 than three sips of 맥주 at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. 당신 don't need a windshield, but 당신 must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 초 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to 우유 another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally 또는 in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making 맥주 at home.
Wisconsin
당신 must manually flush all urinals in a building.
버터 substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable 의해 death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping 곰 for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 거리 with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not 더 많이 than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
동물 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, 또는 place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 나비 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to 키스 a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 불, 화재 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to 키스 his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 음식 and drink.
Florida
If an 코끼리 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens 의해 making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a 몽구스 without a permit.
Idaho
당신 may not 물고기 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed 피아노 player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 분 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 불, 화재 trucks are required 의해 law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to 키스 for 더 많이 than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered 의해 a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 사랑 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
당신 may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required 의해 law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage 의해 hunting and killing either six blackbirds 또는 three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 물고기 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven 또는 더 많이 indians are considered a raiding 또는 war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell 맥주 unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a 낙다, 낙 타 on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
당신 cannot sell the clothes 당신 are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 게시됨 sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 거리 and looking "at a woman in that way." A 초 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
맥주 and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar 또는 restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 물고기 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 물고기 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take 더 많이 than three sips of 맥주 at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. 당신 don't need a windshield, but 당신 must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 초 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to 우유 another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally 또는 in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making 맥주 at home.
Wisconsin
당신 must manually flush all urinals in a building.
버터 substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 당신 더 많이 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No 음악 to play so I sing 당신 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
당신 still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 당신 더 많이 than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give 당신 my heart
I'm gonna give 당신 my 심장
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 당신 더 많이 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No 음악 to play so I sing 당신 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
당신 still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 당신 더 많이 than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give 당신 my heart
I'm gonna give 당신 my 심장
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He 스플릿, 분할 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the 과일 seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He 스플릿, 분할 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the 과일 seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. 당신 use the British curse of 음식 and bad tea.
3. 당신 wear a scarf and when your teachers tell 당신 to take it off, 당신 say KOLKOLKOL!
4. 당신 imagine your 가장 좋아하는 헤타리아 characters 노래 your 가장 좋아하는 songs.
5. 헤타리아 = your mind.
6. Buono 토마토 buono 토마토 buono buono ooh tomato.
7. 당신 give people names that apply to their traits 또는 what they eat (ex. potato bastard 토마토 bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, 당신 say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. 당신 are 읽기 this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 기사 on fanpop)
2. 당신 use the British curse of 음식 and bad tea.
3. 당신 wear a scarf and when your teachers tell 당신 to take it off, 당신 say KOLKOLKOL!
4. 당신 imagine your 가장 좋아하는 헤타리아 characters 노래 your 가장 좋아하는 songs.
5. 헤타리아 = your mind.
6. Buono 토마토 buono 토마토 buono buono ooh tomato.
7. 당신 give people names that apply to their traits 또는 what they eat (ex. potato bastard 토마토 bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, 당신 say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. 당신 are 읽기 this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 기사 on fanpop)
What a 키스 means.....
+ 키스 on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 키스 on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 키스 on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 키스 on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 키스 on the Hand = I adore you
+ 키스 on the Neck = We belong together
+ 키스 on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 키스 on the Lips = I 사랑 you
+Laughing while 키싱 = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely 사랑 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 사랑 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 당신 사랑 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 사랑 당신 too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 당신 were thinking about someone while 읽기 this, you’re definitely in Love
+ 키스 on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 키스 on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 키스 on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 키스 on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 키스 on the Hand = I adore you
+ 키스 on the Neck = We belong together
+ 키스 on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 키스 on the Lips = I 사랑 you
+Laughing while 키싱 = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely 사랑 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 사랑 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 당신 사랑 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 사랑 당신 too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 당신 were thinking about someone while 읽기 this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing 랜덤 letters!
well seems like i have to!
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as 랜덤 as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling 흔히 묘지에 심는 상록수, 예우, 유 why!
더 많이 랜덤 letters!
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deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other 랜덤 people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as 랜덤 as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling 흔히 묘지에 심는 상록수, 예우, 유 why!
더 많이 랜덤 letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
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gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other 랜덤 people!
