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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are 당신 doing?", say, "What are 당신 doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the 침상, 소파 until 당신 give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"

5. When they tell 당신 it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the 다음 room, and laugh, 또는 pretend to gag.

6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."

7. WHEN THEY COME 집 FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.

8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. 당신 cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE 콩 부리 토, 버 리 토 right now!"

9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least 가장 좋아하는 color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought 당신 a whole new wardrobe that color!"

10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If 당신 don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but 당신 play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the 거리 my house was on was skirted 의해 a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. 당신 could run through...
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do 당신 call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining 의해 himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his 일 의해 talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then 로스트 contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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저기요 there 닌텐도 팬 im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If 당신 are interested click on my 프로필 for 더 많이 information. If not then read on maybe 당신 will get interested?

ENJOY :D made 의해 one HUGE 닌텐도 팬 (SeeUV3 aka me)

담홍색, 핑크 Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
날짜 of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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