Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 또는 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 더 많이 gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min 또는 completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 더 많이 till 당신 reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

Okay, so I was sitting on the 침상, 소파 last night watching some rubbish 텔레비전 show and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 무지개, 레인 보우 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 사랑 당신 soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 사랑 당신 more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting 당신 a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting 당신 one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 분 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do 당신 think are greater,the advantages 또는 disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(

THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from 당신 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 당신 또는 hits 당신 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 당신 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 프렌즈 house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 당신 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 당신 wear his clothing *he likes 당신 in his stuff*
7) If 당신 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 옮기기 *make it yourself*

So, it's been five years since 당신 passed. I wanted to take a few 분 to remind people of how wonderful 당신 were and how much 당신 impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your 사랑 props on my 벽 and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.

Do 당신 remember when 당신 told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that 당신 calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.

I wish we'd had 더 많이 time to be 프렌즈 and hang out together. I really do. 당신 were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to 당신 and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.

Thank 당신 so much.

R.I.P BLW.

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