1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks 당신 To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your 책상, 데스크 And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever 당신 go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A 시 Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put 모기 Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address 당신 의해 Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of 당신 Go.'
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks 당신 To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your 책상, 데스크 And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever 당신 go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A 시 Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put 모기 Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address 당신 의해 Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of 당신 Go.'
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#1 stick your head in the toilet and start 노래 Thriller 의해 Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a 원, 동그라미 of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
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#1 stick your head in the toilet and start 노래 Thriller 의해 Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a 원, 동그라미 of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE 코멘트 AND RATE.
