1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag 또는 what ever 당신 can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and 과일 aisles and ask every 분 "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? 또는 rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age 당신 are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in.
6.Go in the aisle where the poptarts are.stare like your in never land while standing 의해 the poptarts. everytime someone picks up a poptart Sing "poptarts! poptartssssss! Oh poptarts!!!!"
7. ATTENTION FOR PEOPLE OVER 21! Go in the 맥주 냉각기 with a thick 코트 and when someone picks up a pack of 맥주 ask "are 당신 sure 당신 are over 21 ? 당신 look 4!"
8.sit in front of a place that blocks food. when someone asks 당신 to 옮기기 say "you are blocking the view! why dont 당신 옮기기 mr./mrs. ISSUES!"
9.in the pet 음식 section ask "what is your dog/cat type?
10.when the cashier scan something stare mezmorized and say "OoOoO magic!"
11. Pretend to read a magazine in the checking line and say OoOo! for no reason. when the cashier asks Ms/mr Your items say " WAIT! DON'T INTERRUPT!! THIS IS THE BEST PART! BELLA SLAPS EDWARD!" though 당신 are 읽기 a magazine.
12. stand in the busiet aisle and spin around in the middle of the aisles screaming "RING AROUND THE ROSIES PLEASE PEOPLE JOINZIE WE ALL STEAL FOOD"
13. Follow a person around the store until they leave then follow another person
14.yell at 피너츠 (in a 땅콩 aisle) and say "open 당신 little brats!!!!"
15. go to the automatic doors and 옮기기 your arms when the open and say "OPEN SESIME!"
16. look at the stickers and temporary tatoo machine and yeal "open magic portal!!!"
17.when 당신 see a claw game say "i will save 당신 little teddy 곰 people!" and insert pennies and ask "why isn't this working"
18. grab already flat stuff like tortillias and step on them.
19.go to an aisle that has lollipops and continusely sing "lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop! *POP!* a doom doom doom"
20. go to 캔디 aisle and sing "sugar sugar Honey Honey 당신 are my candygirl!"
21. say mean things that are true about the cashier.
22. ask people with a clipboard and pen and paper (but scribble dont write words) and ask "so how did 당신 find the food?"
23. sit outside of the automatic doors (but dont make it where they open) and slowly chant every few 초 " I wish i could be free"
24.sit on the floor and pretend to cry
25.wear black sunglasses and bring a reusable tote and hairdryer and hum sneaky 음악 and grab 랜덤 items from each aisle (save ice cream for last) and if some one looks at 당신 aim your hair dryer at them and say "dont 당신 dare get any closer!" then pay.
26.sit in your car and when someone passes 의해 aim a 바나나 at them see if they slow down.
27.dance 또는 skip everywhere 당신 go and say Come on everyone one! 가입하기 in!
28. ask your friend to come and make a jump rope contest
29.ask everyone what their name is.
30. Yell while 당신 are in the middle of the automatic door IM STEALING FOOD!
if they ask what are 당신 doing 또는 your getting arrested say " i was testing reactions to bad human behavior."
have fun.... ☺