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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide 의해 shooting your finger off???"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the 늑대 boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled 더 많이 searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks...
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See if this is a scary story. I'm trying to write a scary (that will turn romantic) part in my fanfic, but I don't know if this piece of… cake, is creepy. Help me!!!


*Note: This happens in an afternoon. A couple is at the airport. The lights went out because of the thunderstorm, and the girl tries to scare the guy with this story*
Once upon a time, there was a boy who didn't believe in ghosts. One day, he was at the airport with this friend. Suddenly, the lights turned off.
The friend started to tell a story about a criminal that hid in the airport to escape the police, in a stormy afternoon,...
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