Be proud of your gender
Reasons why 당신 shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 초 flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. 당신 know stuff about tanks
4. A five 일 vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. 당신 can open all your own jars
7. Old 프렌즈 don't give 당신 crap if you've gained weight
8. Your 나귀, 엉덩이 is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A 맥주 gut does not make 당신 invisible to the opposite sex
11. 당신 can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. 당신 can kill your own food
14. The 차고 is all yours
15. 당신 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if 당신 swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. 당신 don't have to shave below your neck
19. 당신 don't have to curl up to a hairy 나귀, 엉덩이 every night
20. 초콜릿 is just another snack
21. 당신 get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. 당신 can wear a white 셔츠 to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick 나귀, 엉덩이 over bridal showers
28. Someday 당신 get to be a dirty old man
29. 당신 can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. 당신 never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when 당신 walk into the room
36. 당신 can sit with your knees apart no matter what 당신 are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. 당신 know stuff about everyone
2. 당신 rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. 당신 won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your 조종간, 조이스틱 is
8. 당신 smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for 당신 to marry for money
11. Crying gets 당신 anything
12. You'll never have 더 많이 hair in your nose than on your head
13. 당신 have 더 많이 hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. 당신 don't need a 제목 to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. 당신 have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap 당신 for telling a dirty joke
19. 당신 can whip men for money
20. 당신 know that penis size really does matter
21. 당신 can walk down the 거리 without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. 당신 can admire another woman without your 프렌즈 accusing 당신 of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. 당신 know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your 프렌즈 won't call 당신 pussywhipped behind your back
29. 당신 can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. 당신 can get into a fenderbender and nobody 질문 your womanhood
32. 당신 don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why 당신 shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 초 flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. 당신 know stuff about tanks
4. A five 일 vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. 당신 can open all your own jars
7. Old 프렌즈 don't give 당신 crap if you've gained weight
8. Your 나귀, 엉덩이 is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A 맥주 gut does not make 당신 invisible to the opposite sex
11. 당신 can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. 당신 can kill your own food
14. The 차고 is all yours
15. 당신 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if 당신 swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. 당신 don't have to shave below your neck
19. 당신 don't have to curl up to a hairy 나귀, 엉덩이 every night
20. 초콜릿 is just another snack
21. 당신 get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. 당신 can wear a white 셔츠 to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick 나귀, 엉덩이 over bridal showers
28. Someday 당신 get to be a dirty old man
29. 당신 can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. 당신 never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when 당신 walk into the room
36. 당신 can sit with your knees apart no matter what 당신 are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. 당신 know stuff about everyone
2. 당신 rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. 당신 won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your 조종간, 조이스틱 is
8. 당신 smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for 당신 to marry for money
11. Crying gets 당신 anything
12. You'll never have 더 많이 hair in your nose than on your head
13. 당신 have 더 많이 hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. 당신 don't need a 제목 to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. 당신 have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap 당신 for telling a dirty joke
19. 당신 can whip men for money
20. 당신 know that penis size really does matter
21. 당신 can walk down the 거리 without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. 당신 can admire another woman without your 프렌즈 accusing 당신 of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. 당신 know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your 프렌즈 won't call 당신 pussywhipped behind your back
29. 당신 can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. 당신 can get into a fenderbender and nobody 질문 your womanhood
32. 당신 don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper