1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.
13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
15. Roll your pencil across the desk.
16. Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of 당신 as the cymbals.
17. Never bring a pen 또는 pencil so 당신 always have to borrow one from the teacher.
18. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
19. Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
20. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if 당신 fall over backward.
21. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if 당신 snap and crack it with out being caught.
22. When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food.
23. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
24. Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
25. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if 당신 just came from recess lunch.
26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if 당신 can go to the bathroom.
27. Ask if 당신 can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
28. Put too many staples on your paper when 당신 staple it. Extra points if 당신 make a good 디자인 with them.
29. Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
30. Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
31. Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions.
32. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your 좌석 and shout “I know, I know!”
33. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm 나무, 트리 in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
34. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
35. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on 당신 say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
36. Make basket shots with every paper 당신 want to throw away. Extra points if 당신 get a basket.
37. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story 당신 know.
38. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
39. When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells 당신 to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
40. When the teacher calls on 당신 say “finally”—Even if 당신 where picked first.
41. Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
42. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures 당신 can find.
43. Whistle while 당신 work.
44. Never seem to listen to directions.
45. Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
46. Comb, brush, 또는 braid your hair in class.
47. Bring a lizard, mouse, rat, exedra into class. “Accidentally” let it lose. Extra points if the teacher screams like a little girl.
48. Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.
49. Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
50. Laugh out loud for no reason.
51. Don’t talk to a substitute teacher because the is a “stranger”.
52. Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
53. After everything your teacher says say “That’s what 당신 think”.
54. If 당신 have a substitute teacher, ask 당신 and your 프렌즈 to sit in all different places so that the substitute’s seating chart is all messed up.
55. Track sand into the classroom 의해 “accident”.
56. Keep dropping your pencil.
57. Call her “grandma”.
58. Call him “grandpa”
59. Throw lots of spit wads.
60. Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming 당신 were actually nice”.
61. After class, cover every inch of the dry-erase board with dry-erase marker so that the teacher can not write anything on it.
62. Hide other 책 inside of text 책 and appear to be 읽기 the text book.
63. After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
64. After every time the teacher explains something say “well, duh”.
65. Make up humorous excuses for being late.
66. Forget to have your parents make excuses for being late.
67. Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time 당신 finished something. Anything.
68. Annoy Ms. Thompson. AT ALL COST.
69. If Mr. Corley walks by, whistle innocently, and when he turns his back, run fast.
70. Make animal shows on projector.
71. Read your math book when 당신 are supposed to be 읽기 history. If the teacher asks why, say “oh, how did that get there?”
72. Read comic 책 hidden in your text books.
73. Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your 심장 and say “WOW!”
74. Ask the same 질문 the teacher just finished answering 10 분 ago.
75. Knock a heavy text book off your 책상, 데스크 again…and again…and again….and again….
76. Keep finding an excuse to keep walking in front of the projector.
77. Smudge up your paper so that it is hard to read.
78. Ask for help on something. Then say “never mind”. Then ask for help on the same thing 2 분 later to annoy your teacher.
79. Make animal bunny ears to the teacher if she/he is infront of the projector.
80. Read out loud during silent 읽기 time.
81. Pretend to fall asleep instead of following instructions. Then say “I don’t get it”.
82. Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
83. Write stupid 질문 on your desk.
84. Put messages in your textbooks.
85. Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
86. While the teacher is talking, roll your eyes. Then yawn and stretch. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Sigh. Very loudly.
87. Whistle very loudly when the teacher is trying to concentrate.
88. Never look up a word in the dictionary. Always ask your teacher.
89. Make your id picture hard to read.
90. Put staples all over the floor.
91. If 당신 have the guts, start a 음식 fight. ?
92. Come in just after the 벨 every day.
93. Complain about the 음식 at the school cafeteria.
94. Pretend like 당신 have only one brain cell.
95. Where sunglasses inside. Even if it is cloudy.
96. Laugh stupidly. Often.
97. Talk loudly about your 가장 좋아하는 show.
98. If 당신 can, get the necessary materials to take over the p.a system. Then, play forty 분 of your 가장 좋아하는 cd over it. Extra points if 당신 do not get caught.
99. Play coin football during silent 읽기 time.
100. Gather your stuff ten 분 before class ends.
101. Run out of the classroom right after the bell. Before the teacher dismisses you.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.
13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
15. Roll your pencil across the desk.
16. Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of 당신 as the cymbals.
17. Never bring a pen 또는 pencil so 당신 always have to borrow one from the teacher.
18. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
19. Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
20. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if 당신 fall over backward.
21. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if 당신 snap and crack it with out being caught.
22. When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food.
23. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
24. Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
25. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if 당신 just came from recess lunch.
26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if 당신 can go to the bathroom.
27. Ask if 당신 can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
28. Put too many staples on your paper when 당신 staple it. Extra points if 당신 make a good 디자인 with them.
29. Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
30. Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
31. Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions.
32. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your 좌석 and shout “I know, I know!”
33. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm 나무, 트리 in a hurricane and say “pick me, pick me!” When the teacher finally calls on you, say “never mind”.
34. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
35. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on 당신 say “I wasn’t paying attention”.
36. Make basket shots with every paper 당신 want to throw away. Extra points if 당신 get a basket.
37. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story 당신 know.
38. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
39. When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells 당신 to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
40. When the teacher calls on 당신 say “finally”—Even if 당신 where picked first.
41. Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
42. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures 당신 can find.
43. Whistle while 당신 work.
44. Never seem to listen to directions.
45. Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
46. Comb, brush, 또는 braid your hair in class.
47. Bring a lizard, mouse, rat, exedra into class. “Accidentally” let it lose. Extra points if the teacher screams like a little girl.
48. Don’t work when the teacher is looking. Work when the teacher is working.
49. Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
50. Laugh out loud for no reason.
51. Don’t talk to a substitute teacher because the is a “stranger”.
52. Never let your teacher finish a sentence without an interruption.
53. After everything your teacher says say “That’s what 당신 think”.
54. If 당신 have a substitute teacher, ask 당신 and your 프렌즈 to sit in all different places so that the substitute’s seating chart is all messed up.
55. Track sand into the classroom 의해 “accident”.
56. Keep dropping your pencil.
57. Call her “grandma”.
58. Call him “grandpa”
59. Throw lots of spit wads.
60. Fall asleep in class. If the teacher wakes you, say “aww, I was dreaming 당신 were actually nice”.
61. After class, cover every inch of the dry-erase board with dry-erase marker so that the teacher can not write anything on it.
62. Hide other 책 inside of text 책 and appear to be 읽기 the text book.
63. After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
64. After every time the teacher explains something say “well, duh”.
65. Make up humorous excuses for being late.
66. Forget to have your parents make excuses for being late.
67. Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time 당신 finished something. Anything.
68. Annoy Ms. Thompson. AT ALL COST.
69. If Mr. Corley walks by, whistle innocently, and when he turns his back, run fast.
70. Make animal shows on projector.
71. Read your math book when 당신 are supposed to be 읽기 history. If the teacher asks why, say “oh, how did that get there?”
72. Read comic 책 hidden in your text books.
73. Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your 심장 and say “WOW!”
74. Ask the same 질문 the teacher just finished answering 10 분 ago.
75. Knock a heavy text book off your 책상, 데스크 again…and again…and again….and again….
76. Keep finding an excuse to keep walking in front of the projector.
77. Smudge up your paper so that it is hard to read.
78. Ask for help on something. Then say “never mind”. Then ask for help on the same thing 2 분 later to annoy your teacher.
79. Make animal bunny ears to the teacher if she/he is infront of the projector.
80. Read out loud during silent 읽기 time.
81. Pretend to fall asleep instead of following instructions. Then say “I don’t get it”.
82. Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
83. Write stupid 질문 on your desk.
84. Put messages in your textbooks.
85. Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
86. While the teacher is talking, roll your eyes. Then yawn and stretch. After that, gaze longingly out the window. Keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Sigh. Very loudly.
87. Whistle very loudly when the teacher is trying to concentrate.
88. Never look up a word in the dictionary. Always ask your teacher.
89. Make your id picture hard to read.
90. Put staples all over the floor.
91. If 당신 have the guts, start a 음식 fight. ?
92. Come in just after the 벨 every day.
93. Complain about the 음식 at the school cafeteria.
94. Pretend like 당신 have only one brain cell.
95. Where sunglasses inside. Even if it is cloudy.
96. Laugh stupidly. Often.
97. Talk loudly about your 가장 좋아하는 show.
98. If 당신 can, get the necessary materials to take over the p.a system. Then, play forty 분 of your 가장 좋아하는 cd over it. Extra points if 당신 do not get caught.
99. Play coin football during silent 읽기 time.
100. Gather your stuff ten 분 before class ends.
101. Run out of the classroom right after the bell. Before the teacher dismisses you.
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 당신 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 당신 forever.
6. 당신 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 당신 forever.
6. 당신 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when 당신 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 의해 Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 다음 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 의해 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 다음 to 당신 look at 당신 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 다음 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 가장 좋아하는 show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 다음 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 의해 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 다음 to 당신 look at 당신 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 다음 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 가장 좋아하는 show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Hello everyone and welcome to the 다음 half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
