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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true 프렌즈 Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the 기타 player (Billy 레이 Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I 사랑 당신 all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about 당신 man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are 당신 doing here?

Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see 당신 guys and uhhhh stuff...

*Silents*

Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!

*Simon runs away crying*

Taylor:Uhhh...Well the consort is ruined...So should we go home?

*A obscenely fat man runs on stage,and pushes Joe on the ground.*

Fat man:Wooh!!!I pushed Joe Jonas!!

*Fat man runs away crying*

Taylor:Yeah the 음악회, 콘서트 is definitely Ruined.We should go 집 now.

*Joe grabs Taylor's ankles*

Joe:NO!Don't leave me!!!I'm sorry!!

*Demi grabs one of the stage lamps,and hits Joe with it*

Joe:Ha!I've become immune to your lamp powers!

*Selena gets a 기타 and hits Joe with it,Joe passes out*

Selena:That's for taking my baby sister away!!!

Demi:Selena how many times do I have to tell 당신 I'm not your little sister...

Taylor:Uhh guys his head is bleeding...

Miley:Dad are 당신 okay?

Bill ray:I can't feel my legs...

Miley:That's nice....

Randy:What's wrong with 당신 dog...?

Taylor:Oh!I thought Simon only said that to hide his own embarrassment.

Randy:No he was I didn't come here with him.I came here with my girls.There big fans.

Taylor:Oh well I'm glad.

Randy:Yeah...I'm kinda worried about Simon though...Come on girl let's go check on Mr.Cowell.

Zoe:But he's crazy!

Randy:I know he is girls let's go.

*Randy and his daughters left.The fat man came back and pushed miley on the ground.*

Fat man:Whoop!I pushed her!!

*The fat man ran away crying...Again*

Selena:Come on sissy,let's go home.

*Selena grabbed Demi's wrist and pulled her away*

Taylor:Well....Bye!

*Taylor left,Miley laid on the ground near Joe who's blood was getting everywhere,Billy 레이 lay on ground crying.*

Someone:Miley 당신 whore call an ambulances!

Miley:...I don't feel like it.

*Miley got up and went home*

*They survive but only because someone in the audience called an ambulances*









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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I 사랑 당신 Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't 사랑 you
You'll find someone else
Who loves 당신 too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't 사랑 you
You'll find someone else...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand 의해 one of the doors 또는 elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 상단, 맨 위로 of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks 의해 say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a 샌드위치 sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 다음 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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