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1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 - If 당신 had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4 - People who want to share their religious views with 당신 almost never want 당신 to share yours with them.
5 - 당신 should not confuse your career with your life.
6 - Nobody cares if 당신 can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7 - Never lick a 스테이크 knife.
8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9 - 당신 will never find anybody who can give 당신 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10 - 당신 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that 당신 think she's pregnant unless 당신 can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11 - There comes a time when 당신 should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status 또는 ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13 - A person who is nice to 당신 but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14 - Your 프렌즈 사랑 당신 anyway.
15 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16 - Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the c*** (not the best) out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with.
17 - A husband will never get the last word in an argument, due to the fact that anything he says is actually the start of an entirely new argument!
18 - Phrases to live 의해 "Please, Thank you, and YES DEAR!"
19 - I believe in equality and women's lib......but instead of changing postman to post person, how about tackling........menstruation, mental illness, menopause, etc......it seems to me that we are picking only the nice ones to change!
1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 - If 당신 had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4 - People who want to share their religious views with 당신 almost never want 당신 to share yours with them.
5 - 당신 should not confuse your career with your life.
6 - Nobody cares if 당신 can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7 - Never lick a 스테이크 knife.
8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9 - 당신 will never find anybody who can give 당신 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10 - 당신 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that 당신 think she's pregnant unless 당신 can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11 - There comes a time when 당신 should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status 또는 ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13 - A person who is nice to 당신 but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14 - Your 프렌즈 사랑 당신 anyway.
15 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16 - Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the c*** (not the best) out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with.
17 - A husband will never get the last word in an argument, due to the fact that anything he says is actually the start of an entirely new argument!
18 - Phrases to live 의해 "Please, Thank you, and YES DEAR!"
19 - I believe in equality and women's lib......but instead of changing postman to post person, how about tackling........menstruation, mental illness, menopause, etc......it seems to me that we are picking only the nice ones to change!