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posted by orangeturnip
Me:
are 당신 the real god
God:
Are 당신 doubting me? Don't 당신 know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are 당신 serious? Are 당신 testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
당신 are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are 당신 asking about? I am glad to hear that 당신 are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if 당신 are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether 또는 not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god 또는 G.O.D was a Great 주황색, 오렌지 Duck
God:
Whatever gave 당신 that idea?
Me:
a wise old chinese man told me
God:
What is it?
Me:
it is what 당신 make it
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
and one are our thoughts
God:
One what?
Me:
one 사랑 , one peace , one spirit and one headache
God:
I see where 당신 are coming from.
Me:
i am coming from earth , you?
God:
Do 당신 get there very often?
Me:
i never leave ... but i would like to visit a higher plane
God:
You've never, never done this? Why would 당신 want to do it? What is stopping you?
Me:
my astral projection skills are ropey
God:
Do robots have astral projection skills are ropey?
Me:
im not eck im not e im not s im not sure
God:
I am surprised to hear that 당신 are not eck im not e im not s im not sure.
Me:
good one your holyiness
God:
Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
one lust , one desire , one hope and one dream
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
were 당신 blind ... i hate that when your blind for one moment but it would be worse being blind forever
God:
I was. Why do 당신 hate it so much?
Me:
because seeing is believein , and theres no hope if 당신 have nothing to believe in


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        Bloodclan stuff
rules
1.stay loyal to your clan
2.always obey the leader
3.don't fight with other members

customs
1.if a member dies we grieve for them at night and bury them at dawn
2.if 당신 break the rules 당신 will be punished
3.when made a warrior 당신 must stay up all night

punishments
1.getting punched
2.getting jabbed with a fork
3.no TV
4.no computer
5.apprentice work
6.being forced to stay up all night
7.be given an indian burn

Jobs
Leader
1.lead the clan
2.fight for the clan
    
Deputy
1.help the leader
2.fight for the clan
3.train apprentices...
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