My 프렌즈 and I made this.. we found it funny. 당신 might not get it though... But good for 당신 if 당신 do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...
Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?
Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.
Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!
Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.
Sarah: I am Sarah.
Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah
Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!
Bob: Uh Uh um ok
Sarah: Could 당신 take me home...with you?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.
Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just 당신 and me?
Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine
Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.
Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the 음식 here to restore my energy!
Bob: Oh uh uh ok
Sarah: Can 당신 give me some of your money to go to a restaurant to get some expensive food?
Bob: Uh uh uh uh ... Ok that is fine.
Sarah: How much do 당신 have, Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh umm... $250.
Sarah: Oh that'll be fine, Bob!
Bob: Uh uh uh ... ok that is fine.
Sarah: 당신 see I forgot my money to go out for dinner, Bob.
Bob: Uh Uh uh uh.. ok that is fine.
*Sarah drops bag and collapses*
Sarah: Oh, I dropped my bag Bob and I'm too weak to pick it up!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I need some water Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh ok that is fine.
*Bob attempts to go to the drink stand*
*Sarah, still lying on the ground*
Sarah: Oh no Bob! I can't drink that stuff. I have to drink the pure water from the mountain springs.
Bob: Uh uh uh okat that is fine.
Sarah: Thank 당신 bob.
Bob: Uh uh how much is the bus to the mountain?
Sarah: Oh there are no busses Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh.... ok sure.
*Bob walks up to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the mountain to get some water for Sarah who is faking being faint. Bob walks back in to the dance with the water a while later*
Sarah: Oh thats not nearly enough Bob!
Bob: Uh.. thats all I could find... there was ice.
Sarah: Well smash some Bob.
*Bob pulls out a phone in hopes of calling his father to come and take him back 집 away from Sarah*
Sarah: Oh! I see 당신 have a phone Bob! I have one too.
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I also have a number Bob. Would 당신 like my number Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: What is your number Bob?
The End :)
Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?
Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.
Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!
Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.
Sarah: I am Sarah.
Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah
Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!
Bob: Uh Uh um ok
Sarah: Could 당신 take me home...with you?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.
Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just 당신 and me?
Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine
Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.
Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the 음식 here to restore my energy!
Bob: Oh uh uh ok
Sarah: Can 당신 give me some of your money to go to a restaurant to get some expensive food?
Bob: Uh uh uh uh ... Ok that is fine.
Sarah: How much do 당신 have, Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh umm... $250.
Sarah: Oh that'll be fine, Bob!
Bob: Uh uh uh ... ok that is fine.
Sarah: 당신 see I forgot my money to go out for dinner, Bob.
Bob: Uh Uh uh uh.. ok that is fine.
*Sarah drops bag and collapses*
Sarah: Oh, I dropped my bag Bob and I'm too weak to pick it up!
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I need some water Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh ok that is fine.
*Bob attempts to go to the drink stand*
*Sarah, still lying on the ground*
Sarah: Oh no Bob! I can't drink that stuff. I have to drink the pure water from the mountain springs.
Bob: Uh uh uh okat that is fine.
Sarah: Thank 당신 bob.
Bob: Uh uh how much is the bus to the mountain?
Sarah: Oh there are no busses Bob.
Bob: Uh uh uh.... ok sure.
*Bob walks up to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the mountain to get some water for Sarah who is faking being faint. Bob walks back in to the dance with the water a while later*
Sarah: Oh thats not nearly enough Bob!
Bob: Uh.. thats all I could find... there was ice.
Sarah: Well smash some Bob.
*Bob pulls out a phone in hopes of calling his father to come and take him back 집 away from Sarah*
Sarah: Oh! I see 당신 have a phone Bob! I have one too.
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: I also have a number Bob. Would 당신 like my number Bob?
Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine.
Sarah: What is your number Bob?
The End :)
#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most 인기 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 일 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET 사과, 애플 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
This was one of the most 인기 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 일 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird
#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else
#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories
#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.
#5: SWEET 사과, 애플 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
