랜덤 Article: Blonde Jokes 2

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posted by blaise_jez

Q .. Did 당신 here about the blonde who shot an 애로우 into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.

Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 10 others like this

Thekirby801 LOL

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Twilight_Dream funny!

1-2vampire funny but it's rude how people think that all blonde's are stupid. I'm not stupid!

ilovepenguins XD

cleorocks112 LOL (but wrong very very wrong (lol still >D )

Daniel and Eva

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Tony and Ziva // NCIS

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The Smiling man - Creepypasta?

posted by slenderman777

About five years 이전 I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few 분 of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...

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2008

added by ShadowFan100

호빗

added by 3xZ

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Propeller Knight V.S. King Knight! (Fan-Made!)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing 더 많이 than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 년 old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring 당신 to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...

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50 Things To Do Before 당신 Die.

posted by deathding

1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much 당신 사랑 them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before 당신 die.

7. Play the scariest horror game 당신 know.

8. Tell your 프렌즈 all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. 더 많이 STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...

Nnnmmmmmmmmnn

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Celebs who have been turned down 의해 their crush!

posted by blueberry0x1

CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN 의해 THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a list of celebs who have been turned down 의해 their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We 사랑 a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...

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STUPID BULLIES!

posted by KissKissHannah

There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a 팬팝 account. *shivers* My friend said he was a troll, but he's 더 많이 than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He said I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and said my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also said I was 더 많이 annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's 더 많이 annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U

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My Problem on FB Can Anyone help?

posted by ZacharyWhite

When some 랜덤 girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I 사랑 your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she said "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an 이모 right? I'm an 이모 tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and said to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? 당신 still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...

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Someone told me to repost this and I support it (im not gay doe)

posted by alois_trancy36

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 집 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...