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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 당신 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t 당신 wearing shoes” 당신 reply 의해 standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.


9. When your teacher tells 당신 to stop, 십자가, 크로스 your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks 당신 why 당신 didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When 당신 have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), 당신 stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do 당신 need help on?” 당신 smirk and whisper “I know what 당신 did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 분 after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand 캔디 out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for 당신 =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why 당신 were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 초 and the bottom.


20. When 당신 leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person 다음 to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out 랜덤 things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher 당신 heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like 당신 need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When 당신 graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS 당신 SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up 의해 their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect

32.Speak like Yoda

33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'

34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language

35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"

37.Ask if why she asks 질문 if she "supposedly" knows the answer.

38.Tell her 당신 know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong

39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper 또는 rubbers at them

40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.

41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent

42.If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it

44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head

45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one 또는 two points higher than it actually is.

46.Use crayon for important assignments

47.When possible, eat 음식 in class. Loud, crunchy food

48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.

49.Blurt out the 답변 to the teachers questions

50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.

51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”

52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.

i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
added by shaneoohmac13
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 또는 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 인어 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
당신 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 또는 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 읽기 this 기사 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
So my marvelous friend 의해 the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an 기사 on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a 칼, 나이프 to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here 당신 go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...
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>Introduction

Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs. Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments. I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary. In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good. I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if 당신 do right 또는 wrong.




1.Forcing 또는 Arguing About Opinions

What is the point of arguing 또는 forcing an opinion continuously? Opinions are just feelings that do not...
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added by shaneoohmac13
posted by Quincy8832
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the 거리 from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!

Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.

당신 could also make a friend and maybe 당신 have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right 의해 you,if not at least 당신 still see them 또는 talk to them. :)
added by tanyya
real 인용구 의해 me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 또는 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 더 많이 than what 당신 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 더 많이 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 당신 just want to take everything 당신 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 당신 like stupid comedies...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the 연기 is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when 읽기 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..

But here's why that upsets me so much.

A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most 인기 girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck 의해 cyber bullying.
And 당신 know what happened?
She killed herself!

Yeah.

My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!

So.
Yeah..

Now 당신 know why I was effected so strongly 의해 this movie..

And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, 의해 all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me 더 많이 reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what 당신 think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by RKO22
저기요 Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui

I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction

I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs 의해 tricking them

And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit

Asians are awesome

And they also 사랑 to be haters and they also hacked my 페이스북

Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend

Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
posted by ShadowFan100
Shadowfan here!

In case 당신 all didn't know, today is my birthday. (Well, when i wrote this, it was still Aug 13th, now it's the 14th) 25 years 이전 today, I made my way into this fascinating, yet dark and mysterious world we call: Earth. Over the years, I have learned a lot about the world around me. I've learn that there is not only evil here, but also good--even when it seems so 로스트 and buried. Now, although today was a pretty good birthday, I'd like to take a moment out of this 일 to talk about someone I know. Someone that left me too soon.

I don't talk about him much, but now I think it's...
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
My fav. Taylor song is 마법에 걸린 사랑 and this song always reminds me of my best frnd flightFlora.
This 기사 is dedicated 2 her:

Lyric: "There I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity"

This reminds me of the 일 when i entered my new classroom, looking here and there and passing smiles. And i was searching 4 a frnd of mine who was not there anymore.

Lyric: "Shifting eyes and vacancy vanished when I saw your face
All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you
Your eyes whispered "have we met?
Across the room your silhouette starts to make it's...
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added by BlindBandit92
"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I 사랑 and leave you
They call me 심장 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If 당신 fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear 당신 apart
Told 당신 from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 늑대 I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If 당신 fall for me I'm only gonna tear 당신 apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Fun Part! :D

1. UPGRADES! ^___^

2. Awesome music!

3. A good story!

4. Different powers/weapons!

5. BOSS. FIGHTS. ALL OF MY YES! ^__________^

6. A giant awesome hub world that is easy to navigate!

7. Humor, put some jokes in your games! Even if it's not punny at all. (:D)

8. Choices for different characters/ships/cars/etc.

9. That one epic bad-ass character.

10. Interesting new mechanics!

11. An incredibly satisfying final boss fight.

12. A good challenge that isn't too hard 또는 too easy in the game you're playing!

13. Special Moves that are actually EASY to perform!

14. Moe. :D

15. Power-Ups! 불, 화재 꽃 EVERYTHING...
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 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, 또는 JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless 당신 get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived...
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