found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 질문 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 당신 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 원, 동그라미 around your 책상, 데스크 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 노래 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 일 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 원, 동그라미 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 원, 동그라미 with the ouji board and claim 당신 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 질문 while trying not to use any nouns 또는 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 당신 said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 당신 mean the thing that, 당신 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 확인 that 당신 agree. When they ask 당신 to stop, say "but I 사랑 당신 so!!"
17.When 당신 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 당신 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 당신 are a member of Greenpeace 또는 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 아기 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your 질문 to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that 당신 don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a 원, 동그라미 around your 책상, 데스크 laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start 노래 opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the 일 of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a 원, 동그라미 and light them. Sit in the middle of the 원, 동그라미 with the ouji board and claim 당신 are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask 질문 while trying not to use any nouns 또는 make any sense. ex: I have a question: When 당신 said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did 당신 mean the thing that, 당신 know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to 확인 that 당신 agree. When they ask 당신 to stop, say "but I 사랑 당신 so!!"
17.When 당신 have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks 당신 for your homework, angrily exclaim that 당신 are a member of Greenpeace 또는 the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where 아기 come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
I want everyone who is having a bad 일 to feel better and everyone who is having a good 일 to feel better. The cure is 강아지 and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if 당신 want a closer look at the awesomeness of 개 ( 또는 if 당신 just want to make the picture larger)
That poor girl, but 저기요 a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 일 is going better than hers.
당신 will never see the 픽사 lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but 저기요 at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, 당신 do not steal another dogs...
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That poor girl, but 저기요 a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your 일 is going better than hers.
당신 will never see the 픽사 lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but 저기요 at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, 당신 do not steal another dogs...
