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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on 또는 off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open 의해 themselves.


12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"


13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call 당신 Admiral.


14. One word: Flatulence!


15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until 당신 hear the penny 당신 dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


16. Do Tai Chi exercises.


17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"


19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.


20. Meow occasionally.


21. Bet the other passengers 당신 can fit a quarter in your nose.


22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"


23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.


26. Walk on with a 냉각기 that says "human head" on the side.


27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and 옮기기 to the far corner of the elevator.


28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"


29. Leave a box between the doors.


30. Ask each passenger getting on if 당신 can push the button for them.


31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.


32. Start a sing-along.


33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"


34. Play the harmonica.


35. Shadow box.


36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.


37. Lean against the button panel.


38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.


39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.


40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


41. Bring a chair along.


42. Take a bite of a 샌드위치 and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"


43. Blow spit bubbles.


44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.


45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 더 많이 suitable host body."


46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.


47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.


49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."


50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"


51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.


52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"


53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.


54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.


55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come 집 early just when it's getting to the good part.


56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.


57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"


58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.


59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.


60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish 당신 were a door so I could slam 당신 all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do 당신 work for UPS? I thought I saw 당신 checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 본즈 in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy 당신 a drink 또는 do 당신 just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 침대 Thrasher: have 당신 seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make 당신 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 당신 can...
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point 당신 need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit 당신 in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!


-Ray
posted by milorox18
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to 옮기기 forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me 당신 can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The 더 많이 I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written 의해 Sara Nachtman
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