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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 당신 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 당신 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 당신 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 당신 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 집 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much 당신 miss her after 5 mintues.

17. Make a bet that if 당신 win, she has to pay your phone bill for a 년 *If 당신 win, laugh at her

18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."

19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.

20. Say that 당신 failed school.

21. Ask her for 55 books.

22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)

23. Say that she needs a makeover.

24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.

25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
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1. Dial a 랜덤 number and confuse the person who 답변 의해 saying things like;
"Why did 당신 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 랜덤 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 랜덤 기사 like this.

4. At walmart 또는 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 또는 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off 당신 aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so 당신 aren't the one stressed on birth control , 당신 do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 분 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell 당신 at what 시간 to be 집 when 당신 in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than 집 as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten to impress the guy 당신 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 당신 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 더 많이 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 프렌즈 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she said thanks...
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