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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when 당신 talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell 당신 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 당신 many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When 당신 touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what 당신 are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" 또는 makes any excuses when you're asking him to do 당신 a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like 당신 and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys 사랑 their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get 당신 a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. 당신 can never understand him unless 당신 listen to him.
29. If a guy tells 당신 he loves 당신 once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before 당신 believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 당신 may end up being admired 의해 your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells 당신 about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. 당신 don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes 당신 is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep 당신 off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys 사랑 girls with brains 더 많이 than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years 또는 more.
51. 당신 have to tell a guy what 당신 really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 사랑 and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot 더 많이 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are 호랑이 in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks 당신 to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut 또는 silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as 사랑 at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who 펀치 harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys 사랑 girls who can cook 또는 bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has 더 많이 problems than 당신 can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do 더 많이 repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are 더 많이 talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still 사랑 them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked 또는 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all 의해 his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 당신 또는 he's criticizing you.
87. When 당신 catch him cheating on 당신 and he asks for a 초 chance, give it to him. But when 당신 catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets 당신 go, he really loves you.
89. If 당신 have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at 당신 and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves 당신 더 많이 than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance 책 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. 당신 can tell if a guy is really hurt 또는 in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks 당신 for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 당신 and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. 당신 can truly say that a guy has good intentions if 당신 see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for 조언 not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 사랑 them if they are serious in your relationships.
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 게시됨 a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think 당신 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 랜덤 팬 club doesn't mean 당신 won't get reported.

3. The 질문 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 당신 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If 당신 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a list a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive 또는 not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different 또는 smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused 또는 hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the 제목 says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will 사랑 and 당신 don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is 더 많이 on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal 연인들 또는 sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if 당신 want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth 또는 I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for 당신 to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got 더 많이 chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, 당신 know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a 일 당신 hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say 당신 hate society, 당신 say 당신 can’t stand it. 당신 say 당신 hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people 당신 see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, 당신 all are. 당신 were born this way, 당신 will die this way. 당신 are society, and society is you. 당신 are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years 이전 with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's 일 in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the 상단, 맨 위로 spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the 상단, 맨 위로
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT 의해 U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe 당신 3 cans of your 가장 좋아하는 soda.
2. 당신 find a four leaf clover

3. 당신 are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. 당신 get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I 사랑 you.

6. 당신 find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 더 많이 people followed 당신 on twitter

9. 당신 meet your fav celebrity.

10. 당신 get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that show 당신 have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that show 당신 have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture 뱀파이어 and scary 영화 in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I 사랑 this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on 디즈니 channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a show that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I 사랑 this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the 디즈니 channel. I 사랑 the characters. It's interesting and funny, I 사랑 that its not a typical 디즈니 comedy and I 사랑 that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and 인용구 and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If 당신 don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause 당신 are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. 당신 think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde 또는 skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of 캔디
7. 당신 can do anything-but not everything
8. 당신 may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 당신 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 당신 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 당신 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 인기 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 셔츠 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 당신 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 랜덤 guy/girl = Is this 좌석 empty?
당신 = Yes and this one will be too if 당신 sit here.

I'll write 더 많이 soon!!!
 Emmanuel 레이 as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. 사진 courtesy 과일 District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel 레이 will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted 의해 actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted 의해 Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 다음 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 당신 tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 당신 - very homosexually.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 물고기 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first 일 of 7th grade I was so excited to see my 프렌즈 after summer yay. Well the first 일 of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my 프렌즈 Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m 집 and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She said “I might come back to page 다음 semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! 당신 call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! 당신 DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All 당신 are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has 더 많이 dick! I have an army of Red Coats! 당신 have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so 당신 guy will need a babysitter!


*10 분 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 분 later*
Amber:I wuv 차 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are 당신 doing?
Amber:Having a 차 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 또는 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 년 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)