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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test 답변 from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes 의해 which water can be made 안전한, 안전 to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water 안전한, 안전 to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded 의해 sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If 당신 are buying a house, they will insist 당신 are well endowed.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

BIOLOGY
Q: What happens to your body as 당신 age?
A: When 당신 get old, so do your bowels and 당신 get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks 앞으로 to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can 당신 delay 우유 turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the 심장 and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When 당신 are sick at the airport.

ENGLISH
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show 당신 understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what 당신 will be after 당신 be eight.

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

RELIGION
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lay eggs.
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Ok, so I have a 17 년 old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by Cullen_Marissa9
Heyy this is marissa I just want to get out of school all ready it seems like its just draging on and taking forever. I cant take it anymore. The only good thing about scool is that is takes up your time and your not totally bored out of your mind. Im soooooooooooooo excuted for summer Im going to make so much money and my brother works at the 영화 so I get free movie so Its pretty chill and I can take whoever i want and if your suck up that might not work very well 당신 have to one of my best 프렌즈 like jordan of my friend kimmy I havent seen her in foreves so enough about me I want to know a little about 당신 people haha just post it 또는 what evers I hate thoughs words this girl I know says it all the time.haha ttygl


lolz like hi!
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What a 키스 means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I 사랑 you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like 당신 a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let 당신 go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


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A good boyfriend would:
Txt 당신 everysecond he's not at your side
hug 당신 every chance 당신 get &stays with you...
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure 당신 use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the 우주 shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole 일 eating 정크 음식 without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make 사랑 on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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oh the irony... heh heh
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Does anybody follow these rules?
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