랜덤 Article: 10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

4

10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO 당신 wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater 팬 then 당신 might not wanna read this but if 당신 do and it affends 당신 then leave a 코멘트 and i can tell 당신 in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned 당신 so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself

3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.

4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob said she hated eating in 늑대 form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything 또는 do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)

5. Leah can hold a grudge for along time ( she is still all over sam like holy he doesnt like 당신 why do u think he dumped 당신 for your cousin) well alice doesn't holdn grudges she can't she is too nice!!

6. Alice doesn't waste her time walking around looking like a big slop and very hairy!!

7. Alice can live forever and people won't even get upset with her well Leah has been alive 19 years and everybody hates her!!

8. Alice is nice and wears nice well Leah walks around looking like a dog!!!

9. Alice acually has a live well leah doesn't she mopes about sam being with her cousin ( Emily)

AND LAST 10..... LEAH SUCKS!!!!

Tdinoahiscute4, Peace_out_kiss and 2 others like this

zanesaaomgfan Did you add that Alice doesn't say mean things infront of her face.

zanesaaomgfan WRONG SPOT TOO!

badvamps lol kul i hate leah and the warewolves but i love alice

xxXsk8trXxx She might be better than Leah, but at least they'll both face death soon. *hint hint*

Annie-6-14 Alice IS AWESOME! Leah, really isn't that much, but you have to admit, her little bro Seth, is just TOO SWEET! I think I fell in love with a fictional charecter! OH WELL!

vampirelover101 lol thankz for the comments and i love alice to i love all of the vampires........... i have even read the books 5 times each what can i say im obsed!!!

ToyletGnome [i]1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)[/i] No, Leah made Bella cry because Bella was being cruel to Jacob by filling him with false hope for months, just to break his heart and torture him by keeping him around. As far as I remember, Alice and Bella's friendship consisted of Alice playing dress-up and throwing parties that Bella didn't want, and Bella admiring her amazing fairy dance-walk. [i]2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself[/i] Do you have any evidence from the books to back up these character traits you claim they have? [i]3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.[/i] Judging by the horrible quality of the novels, Smeyer wasn't using her brain at all through the entire series, except when she invented Leah and Jacob, the only characters who seem to have the slightest hint of a personality. [i]4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob said she hated eating in wolf form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything or do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)[/i] Alice doesn't eat food at all! Would you be happy to eat raw meat? I certainly wouldn't. [i]5. Leah can hold a grudge for along time ( she is still all over sam like holy he doesnt like you why do u think he dumped you for your cousin) well alice doesn't holdn grudges she can't she is too nice!![/i] Nothing bad ever happens to Alice, therefore, you cannot assume she wouldn't hold grudges. You are calling Leah a terrible person because the man she loved left her for a woman she considered to be her sister, and now she has to listen to him thinking about her, and watch them together all the time. When Edward left Bella, she turned into a zombie for [b]four months[/b] and everyone thought that was perfectly acceptable. I'm sensing a serious case of double standards here. Leah actually got up and continued to do things with her life! She ran patrols and contributed to the pack, even though she didn't want to be there and everyone thought she was a heartless bitch. You cannot reprimand Leah for being able to function without a boyfriend. [i]6. Alice doesn't waste her time walking around looking like a big slop and very hairy!![/i] Oh, of course, because Leah chooses to be like that. [/sarcasm] Are you sure we were reading the same series? Last time I checked, becoming a shapeshifter was involuntary. [i]7. Alice can live forever and people won't even get upset with her well Leah has been alive 19 years and everybody hates her!![/i] They hate her for showing any sign of emotion. Twilight = sexist, and Leah is one of the biggest victims of this prejudice. [i]8. Alice is nice and wears nice well Leah walks around looking like a dog!!![/i] You said this in point 6. [i]9. Alice acually has a live well leah doesn't she mopes about sam being with her cousin ( Emily)[/i] All Alice does is play dress-up and go shopping. How is that more of a life than the one Leah lives? [i]AND LAST 10..... LEAH SUCKS!!!![/i] Not even a valid statement. You need to learn how to properly reason.

scarxtardis I love alice and leah! I like Alice coz, well, she's alice! But leah is the girly wolf, shes true to herself, shes independant and shes maternal over seth.

mandali I love them both . they are absolutely incomparable . I love Alice because she is Fun , sweet and nice . I love Leah because she Independent , Strong and True .

52

42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

9

My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 프렌즈 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 당신 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 당신 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 사랑 you, my love.

I loved 당신 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

6

25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 당신 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 또는 someone

3. Go up to a 랜덤 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 랜덤 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 분수 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 당신 in public about the...

2

24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 당신 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 셔츠 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

3

상단, 맨 위로 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If 당신 want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

4

35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on 구글
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 또는 If 당신 find a 셔츠 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 음식 court and go to a fast 음식 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 표, 테이블 노래 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 당신 can "I 사랑 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 일 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 당신 see an old lady/guy...

39

A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 또는 Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

6

New Zodiac Dates!

added by xxXsk8trXxx

15

랜덤 things to say when 프렌즈 are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog 음식 is a beautiful thing to watch when 당신 are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when 당신 sleeeeeep.

13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.

8

페도 베어

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: 구글

10

61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 의해 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 스톨, 훔친 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 스톨, 훔친 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

17

101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

617

50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 분 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 당신 can get to 가입하기 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 의해 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

11

My 상단, 맨 위로 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult list I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 당신 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 상단, 맨 위로 10 and just listing the other women and showing pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 당신 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 당신 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 코멘트 and I can't wait to hear what...

3

Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive 당신 to madness 의해 letting 당신 figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, 또는 perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

31

My 상단, 맨 위로 15 LEAST 가장 좋아하는 유명인사

posted by KataraLover

These are my 상단, 맨 위로 15 LEAST 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 and just like with my 상단, 맨 위로 15 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 list I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 당신 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to show that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a list like this pretty much just said they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my list and please keep in mind this is just my...

2

랜덤 people

added by shiriny

7

My 상단, 맨 위로 10 Best Female 노래 Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 사랑 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 또는 movie. Please 코멘트 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 백조 Princess, Anastasia,...

2

Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of 당신 might have heard of the game Facade. those of 당신 who have, 당신 probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she said "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they said yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

5

100 Hottest Male 유명인사 (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - 당신 should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...