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1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."
17. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors 당신 are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip 권총, 홀스터, 권총 집 for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying 더 많이 any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over 의해 clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink 탄약통, 카트리지 across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler 랜덤 numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for 랜덤 times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train 다음 Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly 당신 can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five 분 before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints 의해 the cash register.
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."
17. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors 당신 are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip 권총, 홀스터, 권총 집 for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying 더 많이 any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over 의해 clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink 탄약통, 카트리지 across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler 랜덤 numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for 랜덤 times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train 다음 Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly 당신 can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five 분 before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints 의해 the cash register.
