1. When 당신 get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 당신 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 당신 knew how fast 당신 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if 당신 can see his gun.

6. When he says 당신 aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 의해 his first name.

11. Pretend 당신 are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks 당신 to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

16. When he asks 당신 to spread them, tell him 당신 don’t go that way.

17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say “Usually my dates buy me 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 first”

18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause 당신 don’t like ink on your fingers.

19. After 당신 sign the ticket and give it to him, say “Oops! That’s the wrong name.”

20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

21. When he comes up to the car, say “License and registration, please” right when he says it.

22. When he goes to read 당신 your rights, sing “La La La, I can’t hear you!”

23. Trip and fall into him.

24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes 당신 away.

25. Before 당신 sign the ticket, pick your nose. 당신 have to sign with his pen.

26. Chew on the pen, nervously.

27. Clean your ear with the pen.

28. If it’s a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar…..

30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.

31. Act like 당신 are retarded.

32. When he’s telling 당신 what 당신 did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

33. Mumble to yourself.

34. When he tells 당신 to stop, say what are 당신 talkin about, DUDE?

35. Drive to Dunkin 도넛 and say hmmm….only 5 of 당신 here tonight…….

36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

38. Ask if he watches Cops.

39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

40. Giggle if he did.

41. Talk to your hand.

42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five 가장 좋아하는 Friends.

43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.

44. When he frisks you, say 당신 missed a spot, and grin.

45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

46. Try to sell him your car.

47. Ask if 당신 can buy his car.

48. If he takes 당신 to the station, Ask to sit in front.

49. Play with the siren.

50. If 당신 know him, say 당신 had his wife for dinner.

51. If 당신 don’t know him, ask if 당신 can have his wife for dinner. Oops…I meant OVER for dinner

52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.

53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.

55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.

56. When 당신 are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.

57. Turn your head and whistle.

58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what 당신 gonna do with that.

59. If 당신 are female, say I don’t do that on the first date.

60. If he sticks 당신 in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

61. Stare at his lights and say “Look at the pretty colors!”

62. Tell him 당신 like men in uniform.

63. Ask if 당신 can borrow his uniform for a 할로윈 party