41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.
7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask 당신 what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping 또는 running into something. Look at the ground and whenever 당신 see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as 당신 can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 시간 and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When 당신 샤워 또는 bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When 당신 fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything 당신 see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 분 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and 십자가, 크로스 your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let 당신 buy what 당신 want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim 당신 have been abducted 의해 aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask 당신 to call someone, stay where 당신 are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 사랑 당신 Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take 당신 to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 책상, 데스크 chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid 당신 see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring 집 the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want 당신 to see. Like a drop out 또는 a goth 또는 something. Tell them he/she's 당신 new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out 망고 everywhere 당신 go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If 당신 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your 프렌즈 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary 프렌즈 that 당신 ask their opinion of everything.
7. After 당신 have your bath, 덮개, 랩 a bath towel around 당신 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask 당신 what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping 또는 running into something. Look at the ground and whenever 당신 see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as 당신 can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an 시간 and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When 당신 샤워 또는 bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when 당신 laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When 당신 fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything 당신 see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few 분 then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and 십자가, 크로스 your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let 당신 buy what 당신 want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim 당신 have been abducted 의해 aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask 당신 to call someone, stay where 당신 are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I 사랑 당신 Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take 당신 to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their 책상, 데스크 chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid 당신 see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring 집 the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want 당신 to see. Like a drop out 또는 a goth 또는 something. Tell them he/she's 당신 new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out 망고 everywhere 당신 go
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 프렌즈 또는 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 일 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 다음 일 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 또는 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 일 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 다음 일 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 또는 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little 초콜릿 sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, 무지개, 레인 보우 암캐, 암 캐 and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little 초콜릿 sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, 무지개, 레인 보우 암캐, 암 캐 and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh 백리향, 백 리 향 of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh 백리향, 백 리 향 of Brumble haz cume.
저기요 it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do 당신 make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do 당신 call a giant, clumsy, atomic 레이 breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 become so popular?
Because 주황색, 오렌지 is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do 당신 make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do 당신 call a giant, clumsy, atomic 레이 breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 become so popular?
Because 주황색, 오렌지 is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 음악 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If 당신 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 음악 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If 당신 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
