Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every 일 since his retirement 25 years ago. One 일 he arrives 집 looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't 당신 take my brother with 당신 and give it one 더 많이 try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the 다음 일 Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty 그네, 스윙 and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did 당신 see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't 당신 take my brother with 당신 and give it one 더 많이 try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the 다음 일 Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty 그네, 스윙 and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did 당신 see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite 목걸이 on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me 물고기 all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast 당신 need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and 당신 will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and 당신 will get a tail but 당신 do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also 당신 will get powers when 당신 do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on 당신 but the spell the got put on 당신 will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite 목걸이 on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me 물고기 all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast 당신 need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and 당신 will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and 당신 will get a tail but 당신 do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also 당신 will get powers when 당신 do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on 당신 but the spell the got put on 당신 will end in the mornings.