EPISODE ONE:
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]
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Twilight: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the 나무, 트리 of Harmony want us to sit in a 성 in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.
Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?
Twilight: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we ''not'' follow it?
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(skips to them waiting for the train)
Twilight: 저기요 girls, I'm still looking at this map. The place seems to be somewhere in Fillydefia. So how would we know exactly where it is, if we never been to fillydefia..
Pinkie: Yeah.. I, sort of thought of that. So I, sort of, invited, someone else..
Twilight: Like who?
Saten: (suddenly appears, clearly drunk) ALRIGGHT! LET'S DO THIS!
Pinkie: (sighs) Saten, 당신 told me 당신 weren't gonna drink..
Saten: (to Pinkie, still clearly drunk) W Would 당신 and the twins relax.. I, I's got this.. (hiccup).. (trips and literary falls into the train)..
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: "this" is the were the the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
AppleJack: It's just as ordinary town, full of ordinary 조랑말 folk.
Twilight: Satan Twist. Your from Fillydefia, any idea what this place is called?
Satan: That's just it. I never seen this place before. Which is weird..
Twilight: Hmm.. That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse 당신 do.
Pinkie (sees everyone in town with creepy smiles, like this a cult 또는 something): I don't like it. I Don't like it one bit.. I mean look how their smiling. And those just aren't right.
Twilight: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay. "that's" weird!
Twilight: An entire town of the same cutie mark!? How could that be!?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.
Twilight: What makes 당신 say that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Because fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!
AppleJack: Ah reckon we just ought to head into shown and talk to some locals. They could tell us what's going on.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Good idea AJ. Let's go!
Saten: (sighs) fine..
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Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.
Starlight Glimmer, leader of the "cult", comes out of her home.
Starlight: Welcome, welcome.
Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!
The main six look at him weirdly.
Satan: What?
Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have 당신 here.
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. But 당신 could call me anything 당신 want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight..
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did 당신 hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however 당신 found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, 당신 see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Okay she's getting less hot. She's creeping me out.
Pinkie: ... Me too.
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave 당신 a tour of the village!
(Song begins)
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town. We're always filled with cheer. We never have to look around. To know that we're all here.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait. To find out that our destiny. Is just to emulate.
Saten: This is getting weird.. (Pinkie nodes in agreement).
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town. Our cutie marks the same. Because we do not separate. Ourselves 의해 더 많이 than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit.
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) 당신 see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town/ We work as a team. 당신 can't have a nightmare If 당신 never dream.
Saten: Is anyone else creeped out 의해 that dream line?
Dash: Oh 당신 caught it too huh?
Twilight: Shh.
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue. Do 당신 ever wonder why? When 당신 think your talent's special/ 당신 don't see eye-to-eye. There's just too many differences. That lead to disarray. But when 당신 learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town. We don't complicate. When 당신 learn to simplify Life is oh, so great. 가입하기 in our utopia. Come out of the dark Banded 의해 equality. 의해 our cutie mark!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight snd Pinkie: (who are both his closest 프렌즈 of the group) What?!
Saten: I'm serious, I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell 당신 that..
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is he for real!?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the wrong cutie mark!
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
The main six were gathered at a table.
Pinkie: (tearfully, Twilight holding her as comfortingly) I can't believe it, Saten is gone..
Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight girl..
AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. He did always tell me he hate his cutie mark, I mean he was serious about that.. I think this is 더 많이 than just having a crush on that girl.
Twilight: Well. Wait really.. Okay now 'am' worried.
AJ: (pats her) Don't worry, we're get him back.
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MEANWHILE:
Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.
Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truely believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost 당신 respect from your friends..
Saten: It'll be alright.
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After a series of mishaps the main six ended up joining too,end up imprisoned and their cutie marks removed 의해 Starlight. Though 의해 that point Fluttershy ended up joining the town too.. But 연기 as a spy.
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Jail cell:
Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie... Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much 더 많이 of that voice!
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.
Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the said "new friend").
Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so 당신 finally came to your senses and are joining us..
Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are 당신 sure I'll be happy here?
Starlight Glimmer: Coarse 당신 will.. Just ask Saten here.
Twilight: But 당신 sure I can't keep my old cutie mark.
Starlight Glimmer: Outta the question., a 조랑말 with a different cutie mark will destory everything..
Fluttershy: then explain THIS! (throws water bucket onto Starlight Glimmer, splashing her).
Starlight Glimmer: I knew 당신 couldn't be trusted!
But unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, this reveals her real cutie mark was undernearth, she was wearing makeup,
Party Favor: 당신 still have your cutie map!
Saten: Wait what?
Fluttershy: It's true Saten. Yeah, she lied!
Party Favor: How could you!?
Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.
Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!
Double Diamond: then why 당신 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!
Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!
Saten: But 당신 lied to them..
Suger Belle: Yeah, 당신 think 당신 will get away with this, becaus-
Starlight Glimmer: Oh look at that! (points at something, and when they do so, she runs for it).
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Skips to the main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.
Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!
Nothing happens.
Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.
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Skips to when our 히어로즈 are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville. Starlight got away, but the town was saved from her cult leader grip.
Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.
Twilight: 당신 should come with us 더 많이 often..
Pinkie: Yeah we 사랑 having you.
Rarity/Dash: Meh.
Saten: 저기요 AppleJack.. Maybe 당신 could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped 당신 get back your cutie mark.
AppleJack: I told 당신 Saten. We're only friends.. We tried going out, it didn't work..
Saten: (sadly) Ohhh..
Twilight: I don't know why your still trying, I mean Trixie is the one who's all over you..
Saten: (finally realizes) Your right!.. (starts flying off) And I know where she is! (flies off)
Rainbow: Is he leaving us?
Twilight: (smiles) For now.. He'll meet us later.
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Not far from the town, Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was heading 집 to her RV, she's a traveller so she lives in a RV so she can do so.
Suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: Saten?! What 당신 doing here?
Saten: I -I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 당신 never came to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 집 and take a nap.
Saten: ... Do 당신 still 사랑 me?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But was tired of stringing me along.
Saten: Well not anymore, I mean-
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess, blondie dumped 당신 again.. And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: No.. I'm not here cause of AppleJack, I mean she finally got it though to me, she doesn't 사랑 me. Least not in that way,
Trixie: Well sorry to hear that. But then why are 당신 here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. Twilight was right. All these years I spent chasing after AppleJack, when she clearly didn't the same.. Yet the real women I should of been trying for, it was 당신 Trixie. Your the one who loves me.
Trixie pauses again, her beautiful purple eyes are seen properly during that moment.
Trixie: ... Well, it's not like I wasn't throwing hints.
Saten: I know Trixie.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes 당신 were. (squeezes the hands a bit).
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 당신 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie pauses one 더 많이 time, to think.
Trixie: ... (lets go) It's a little late Saten.
Saten: :(
Trixie: (pulls him close) Oh just kidding, I can never stay mad at you.. (presses them together) Now come here. (kisses him on the lips, Saten pauses before giving it back, the whole 키스 lasting least 30 seconds).
Trixie pulls away, leaving a small silence.
Trixie: I uh, better go.. (leaves) Remember to call me.
Saten: (blushing) Of coarse, of coarse.
EPISODE 2:
Saten finally took a 초 train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...
Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? 당신 scared th- Oh shit, did 당신 steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of 스톨, 훔친 it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! 당신 can't steal police cars! 당신 know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
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(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful 대포 in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 당신 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Right?!
Radio: Car 53, we're 당신 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: Oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 당신 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 당신 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
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Suddenly the car crashes right into the said bank.
Master Sword (holding handgun): YOUR BEING ROBBED!
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(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are 당신 doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uh, yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
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(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
Cops: FREEZE!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the 조랑말 mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!
(Long silence)
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Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: 저기요 cutie!
Trixie: Saten?
Saten: 당신 said to call you.
Trixie: Well, yes, but this isn't a good time, I'm about to perform... I'll call 당신 back, promise.
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie hangs up).. Last... Phone call..
Saten: (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. 당신 could be a red Pegasus.
Saten: ... (looks at himself, seeing he 'is' a red pegasus) (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the cell bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I may know someone who can get us outta this.
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LATER:
Pony: And that's why 당신 should let my client go..
Judge: Please sir. your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 당신 did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why 당신 should let him go"..
Pony: ... I'll give 당신 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
EPISODE 3:
Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..
Trixie: I'm a traveller babe, so it's not permanent yet, remember that.
Saten: Yeah, but two week!
Trixie: Indeed, enojy it while 당신 can... (Looks around, seeing a fast 음식 resturant) but is this really the best 당신 can get for our first 'real' date?
Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..
Trixie: Oh why didn't 당신 say so, I make a 'lot' of money.
Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.
Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her fries?
Saten: Just the curly ones 당신 don't like..
Trixie: No, I 사랑 them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause 당신 ate them..
Saten: ... Oh.
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LATER ON:
(Knock on AppleJack's door)
AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie? Is that you?
Trixie: Yeah it's me.. I just, I feel we got on the wrong foot.. I was so jealous of 당신 and Saten, that I that never gotten to know you.
AJ: Oh trust me sweetie, there was nothing to be jealous of, it was pretty one sided, pretty sure he just wanted me for my looks.. I can tell he's taking yours a lot 더 많이 seriously, and it's great to see actually. I mean he's a new man now, almost sad I let him go. I mean maybe he would of been a better boyfriend if he had 당신 first.. 당신 even got him 상단, 맨 위로 stop drinking.
Trixie: Well, it's a working progress. He does it less at least..
AJ: Well hope he doesn't do anything stupid, I mean he'll be crazy to let 당신 go. 당신 two are so adorable together.
Trixie smiles.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chill is proof that the rectum does indeed possess the sense of taste.
Trixie: Fascinating, but 당신 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?
Saten: ... Oh, 당신 caught that, did you?
Trixie: Come on Saten, 당신 know I can only be here for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 당신 even did anything romantic?
Saten: Sure I do.. I got 당신 that flower.
Trixie: It was Poison Ivy.
Saten: How was I suppose to know that?!
Trixie: It had a sign saying it was Poison Ivy.
Saten: ...
Trixie: Saten.. 당신 know I 사랑 you.. But AppleJack is right, 당신 need-
Saten: Wait, 당신 spoke to my ex?
Trixie: Yeah. Real sweetheart actually.. But frankly she said that 당신 probably won't do better than me.
Saten: ... She's not wrong. She herself is proof of it.
Trixie: Indeed.. So all I ask is 당신 please try to take our relationship a little 더 많이 seriously.
Saten: Fair enough.. I will try.
Trixie: I'm sure 당신 will (kisses his cheek).
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Meanwhile at a resturant, Sword is on a 날짜 with Derpy. Master Sword is a green earth 조랑말 with short blonde hair with blue eyes, Derpy is also blonde, and is a gray pegasus.. While at it I'll describe Trixie. She's a light blue unicorn 조랑말 with beautiful purple eyes, and sometimes wears a big wizard hat.
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword (not listening): God I can't believe I chose Cake N' Bake, I forgot how much I hate this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword (not listening): ... Tonight I'll leave a louy tip, and than send my meal back, even though it's 'exactly' what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
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SATEN/DERPY'S APARTMENT:
Saten and Derpy find each other at their shared apartment somewhere in ponyville downtown. Not much bigger than my real life one, just has too bedrooms, one for each of them.
Saten: Derpy, I need to your opinion about something.
Derpy: I was gonna tell 당신 the same thing. If I don't do something about this wrong 일 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten (still not listening): Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She does seem to be rooting for me and Trixie.
Derpy (same): I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. List the things AppleJack will say..
Derpy: 당신 know what? I'll probably end up making a list.
Saten: I'm glad we talked.
Derpy: I'm always here for 당신 cousin.
Saten: Me too.
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Labatory:
Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come 앞으로 to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?
Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will 당신 help Derpy 또는 not?.. I felt bad about how didn't take Derpy's issues seriously.
Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?
Master Sword: I'll give 당신 that soda 당신 like.
Dr. Hooves: Fine.
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LATER:
Saten: Hello AppleJack.
AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.
Saten: But would 당신 help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.
AppleJack: Fine, but later.
Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 당신 know how we put 당신 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 당신 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?
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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
사과, 애플 Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 또는 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?
Sweetie Belle: Maybe it's just a friendship problem, and it'll all be cleared up in half an 시간 또는 so.
Octavia: [groan] I hope so.
Matilda (runs over): Where's Pinkie Pie?! I need my wedding planner!
Conveniently this it dose reveal there 'is' a monster attacking ponyville. And the main six (well 7) fight against it.
Derpy: (ignoring the fight in the background) What am I gonna do? [gasp] Matilda! I feel so bad about the invitations! Is there anything I can do-
Matilda: FLOWERS!
Derpy: Flowers! got it! (flies off to get flowers).
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Master Sword: There 당신 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?
Derpy: Like a million bits!
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Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.
Bartender: Don't 당신 think 당신 had enough?
Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell 당신 how to live YOUR life!
Trixie: *comes over and finds him*
Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I might follow her home.
Saten: ... Are 당신 a woman?
Bartender: No.
Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*
Trixie: *comes over* 당신 okay Saten? I heard about the bugbear?
Saten: Yeah.. I'm fine.
Trixie: ... Any luck with the romance thing? *giggles*
Saten: ... Afraid not.
Trixie: I thought as much.. I feel bad that I might of put some pressure on you, so I decided to get us a fansy 식당 reservation.
Saten: ... But that's 더 많이 of Rarity's thing.
Trixie: Just give it a try.. I'll meet 당신 there.
END OF SEASON 2:
I said for a while now that I actually 사랑 Saten Twist and Trixie Lulamoone as a couple, and wish they were 인기 enough to be on devientart, cause I would love..
Also, I actually started liking Saten's platonic friendship with Twilight, there's something kinda adorable about it.. They are shown to be very close.. Same with him and Pinkie..
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]
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Twilight: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the 나무, 트리 of Harmony want us to sit in a 성 in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.
Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?
Twilight: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we ''not'' follow it?
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(skips to them waiting for the train)
Twilight: 저기요 girls, I'm still looking at this map. The place seems to be somewhere in Fillydefia. So how would we know exactly where it is, if we never been to fillydefia..
Pinkie: Yeah.. I, sort of thought of that. So I, sort of, invited, someone else..
Twilight: Like who?
Saten: (suddenly appears, clearly drunk) ALRIGGHT! LET'S DO THIS!
Pinkie: (sighs) Saten, 당신 told me 당신 weren't gonna drink..
Saten: (to Pinkie, still clearly drunk) W Would 당신 and the twins relax.. I, I's got this.. (hiccup).. (trips and literary falls into the train)..
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: "this" is the were the the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
AppleJack: It's just as ordinary town, full of ordinary 조랑말 folk.
Twilight: Satan Twist. Your from Fillydefia, any idea what this place is called?
Satan: That's just it. I never seen this place before. Which is weird..
Twilight: Hmm.. That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse 당신 do.
Pinkie (sees everyone in town with creepy smiles, like this a cult 또는 something): I don't like it. I Don't like it one bit.. I mean look how their smiling. And those just aren't right.
Twilight: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay. "that's" weird!
Twilight: An entire town of the same cutie mark!? How could that be!?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.
Twilight: What makes 당신 say that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Because fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!
AppleJack: Ah reckon we just ought to head into shown and talk to some locals. They could tell us what's going on.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Good idea AJ. Let's go!
Saten: (sighs) fine..
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Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.
Starlight Glimmer, leader of the "cult", comes out of her home.
Starlight: Welcome, welcome.
Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!
The main six look at him weirdly.
Satan: What?
Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have 당신 here.
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. But 당신 could call me anything 당신 want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight..
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did 당신 hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however 당신 found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, 당신 see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Okay she's getting less hot. She's creeping me out.
Pinkie: ... Me too.
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave 당신 a tour of the village!
(Song begins)
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town. We're always filled with cheer. We never have to look around. To know that we're all here.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait. To find out that our destiny. Is just to emulate.
Saten: This is getting weird.. (Pinkie nodes in agreement).
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town. Our cutie marks the same. Because we do not separate. Ourselves 의해 더 많이 than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit.
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) 당신 see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town/ We work as a team. 당신 can't have a nightmare If 당신 never dream.
Saten: Is anyone else creeped out 의해 that dream line?
Dash: Oh 당신 caught it too huh?
Twilight: Shh.
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue. Do 당신 ever wonder why? When 당신 think your talent's special/ 당신 don't see eye-to-eye. There's just too many differences. That lead to disarray. But when 당신 learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town. We don't complicate. When 당신 learn to simplify Life is oh, so great. 가입하기 in our utopia. Come out of the dark Banded 의해 equality. 의해 our cutie mark!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight snd Pinkie: (who are both his closest 프렌즈 of the group) What?!
Saten: I'm serious, I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell 당신 that..
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is he for real!?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the wrong cutie mark!
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
The main six were gathered at a table.
Pinkie: (tearfully, Twilight holding her as comfortingly) I can't believe it, Saten is gone..
Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight girl..
AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. He did always tell me he hate his cutie mark, I mean he was serious about that.. I think this is 더 많이 than just having a crush on that girl.
Twilight: Well. Wait really.. Okay now 'am' worried.
AJ: (pats her) Don't worry, we're get him back.
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MEANWHILE:
Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.
Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truely believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost 당신 respect from your friends..
Saten: It'll be alright.
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After a series of mishaps the main six ended up joining too,end up imprisoned and their cutie marks removed 의해 Starlight. Though 의해 that point Fluttershy ended up joining the town too.. But 연기 as a spy.
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Jail cell:
Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie... Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.
Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much 더 많이 of that voice!
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.
Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the said "new friend").
Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so 당신 finally came to your senses and are joining us..
Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are 당신 sure I'll be happy here?
Starlight Glimmer: Coarse 당신 will.. Just ask Saten here.
Twilight: But 당신 sure I can't keep my old cutie mark.
Starlight Glimmer: Outta the question., a 조랑말 with a different cutie mark will destory everything..
Fluttershy: then explain THIS! (throws water bucket onto Starlight Glimmer, splashing her).
Starlight Glimmer: I knew 당신 couldn't be trusted!
But unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, this reveals her real cutie mark was undernearth, she was wearing makeup,
Party Favor: 당신 still have your cutie map!
Saten: Wait what?
Fluttershy: It's true Saten. Yeah, she lied!
Party Favor: How could you!?
Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.
Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!
Double Diamond: then why 당신 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!
Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!
Saten: But 당신 lied to them..
Suger Belle: Yeah, 당신 think 당신 will get away with this, becaus-
Starlight Glimmer: Oh look at that! (points at something, and when they do so, she runs for it).
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Skips to the main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.
Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!
Nothing happens.
Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.
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Skips to when our 히어로즈 are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville. Starlight got away, but the town was saved from her cult leader grip.
Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.
Twilight: 당신 should come with us 더 많이 often..
Pinkie: Yeah we 사랑 having you.
Rarity/Dash: Meh.
Saten: 저기요 AppleJack.. Maybe 당신 could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped 당신 get back your cutie mark.
AppleJack: I told 당신 Saten. We're only friends.. We tried going out, it didn't work..
Saten: (sadly) Ohhh..
Twilight: I don't know why your still trying, I mean Trixie is the one who's all over you..
Saten: (finally realizes) Your right!.. (starts flying off) And I know where she is! (flies off)
Rainbow: Is he leaving us?
Twilight: (smiles) For now.. He'll meet us later.
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Not far from the town, Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was heading 집 to her RV, she's a traveller so she lives in a RV so she can do so.
Suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: Saten?! What 당신 doing here?
Saten: I -I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, 당신 never came to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go 집 and take a nap.
Saten: ... Do 당신 still 사랑 me?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But was tired of stringing me along.
Saten: Well not anymore, I mean-
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess, blondie dumped 당신 again.. And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: No.. I'm not here cause of AppleJack, I mean she finally got it though to me, she doesn't 사랑 me. Least not in that way,
Trixie: Well sorry to hear that. But then why are 당신 here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. Twilight was right. All these years I spent chasing after AppleJack, when she clearly didn't the same.. Yet the real women I should of been trying for, it was 당신 Trixie. Your the one who loves me.
Trixie pauses again, her beautiful purple eyes are seen properly during that moment.
Trixie: ... Well, it's not like I wasn't throwing hints.
Saten: I know Trixie.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes 당신 were. (squeezes the hands a bit).
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 당신 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie pauses one 더 많이 time, to think.
Trixie: ... (lets go) It's a little late Saten.
Saten: :(
Trixie: (pulls him close) Oh just kidding, I can never stay mad at you.. (presses them together) Now come here. (kisses him on the lips, Saten pauses before giving it back, the whole 키스 lasting least 30 seconds).
Trixie pulls away, leaving a small silence.
Trixie: I uh, better go.. (leaves) Remember to call me.
Saten: (blushing) Of coarse, of coarse.
EPISODE 2:
Saten finally took a 초 train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...
Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? 당신 scared th- Oh shit, did 당신 steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of 스톨, 훔친 it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! 당신 can't steal police cars! 당신 know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
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(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful 대포 in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 당신 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Right?!
Radio: Car 53, we're 당신 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: Oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 당신 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 당신 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
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Suddenly the car crashes right into the said bank.
Master Sword (holding handgun): YOUR BEING ROBBED!
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(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are 당신 doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uh, yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
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(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
Cops: FREEZE!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the 조랑말 mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!
(Long silence)
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Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: 저기요 cutie!
Trixie: Saten?
Saten: 당신 said to call you.
Trixie: Well, yes, but this isn't a good time, I'm about to perform... I'll call 당신 back, promise.
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie hangs up).. Last... Phone call..
Saten: (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. 당신 could be a red Pegasus.
Saten: ... (looks at himself, seeing he 'is' a red pegasus) (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the cell bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I may know someone who can get us outta this.
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LATER:
Pony: And that's why 당신 should let my client go..
Judge: Please sir. your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 당신 did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why 당신 should let him go"..
Pony: ... I'll give 당신 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
EPISODE 3:
Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..
Trixie: I'm a traveller babe, so it's not permanent yet, remember that.
Saten: Yeah, but two week!
Trixie: Indeed, enojy it while 당신 can... (Looks around, seeing a fast 음식 resturant) but is this really the best 당신 can get for our first 'real' date?
Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..
Trixie: Oh why didn't 당신 say so, I make a 'lot' of money.
Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.
Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her fries?
Saten: Just the curly ones 당신 don't like..
Trixie: No, I 사랑 them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause 당신 ate them..
Saten: ... Oh.
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LATER ON:
(Knock on AppleJack's door)
AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie? Is that you?
Trixie: Yeah it's me.. I just, I feel we got on the wrong foot.. I was so jealous of 당신 and Saten, that I that never gotten to know you.
AJ: Oh trust me sweetie, there was nothing to be jealous of, it was pretty one sided, pretty sure he just wanted me for my looks.. I can tell he's taking yours a lot 더 많이 seriously, and it's great to see actually. I mean he's a new man now, almost sad I let him go. I mean maybe he would of been a better boyfriend if he had 당신 first.. 당신 even got him 상단, 맨 위로 stop drinking.
Trixie: Well, it's a working progress. He does it less at least..
AJ: Well hope he doesn't do anything stupid, I mean he'll be crazy to let 당신 go. 당신 two are so adorable together.
Trixie smiles.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chill is proof that the rectum does indeed possess the sense of taste.
Trixie: Fascinating, but 당신 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?
Saten: ... Oh, 당신 caught that, did you?
Trixie: Come on Saten, 당신 know I can only be here for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 당신 even did anything romantic?
Saten: Sure I do.. I got 당신 that flower.
Trixie: It was Poison Ivy.
Saten: How was I suppose to know that?!
Trixie: It had a sign saying it was Poison Ivy.
Saten: ...
Trixie: Saten.. 당신 know I 사랑 you.. But AppleJack is right, 당신 need-
Saten: Wait, 당신 spoke to my ex?
Trixie: Yeah. Real sweetheart actually.. But frankly she said that 당신 probably won't do better than me.
Saten: ... She's not wrong. She herself is proof of it.
Trixie: Indeed.. So all I ask is 당신 please try to take our relationship a little 더 많이 seriously.
Saten: Fair enough.. I will try.
Trixie: I'm sure 당신 will (kisses his cheek).
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Meanwhile at a resturant, Sword is on a 날짜 with Derpy. Master Sword is a green earth 조랑말 with short blonde hair with blue eyes, Derpy is also blonde, and is a gray pegasus.. While at it I'll describe Trixie. She's a light blue unicorn 조랑말 with beautiful purple eyes, and sometimes wears a big wizard hat.
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword (not listening): God I can't believe I chose Cake N' Bake, I forgot how much I hate this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword (not listening): ... Tonight I'll leave a louy tip, and than send my meal back, even though it's 'exactly' what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
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SATEN/DERPY'S APARTMENT:
Saten and Derpy find each other at their shared apartment somewhere in ponyville downtown. Not much bigger than my real life one, just has too bedrooms, one for each of them.
Saten: Derpy, I need to your opinion about something.
Derpy: I was gonna tell 당신 the same thing. If I don't do something about this wrong 일 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten (still not listening): Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She does seem to be rooting for me and Trixie.
Derpy (same): I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. List the things AppleJack will say..
Derpy: 당신 know what? I'll probably end up making a list.
Saten: I'm glad we talked.
Derpy: I'm always here for 당신 cousin.
Saten: Me too.
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Labatory:
Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come 앞으로 to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?
Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will 당신 help Derpy 또는 not?.. I felt bad about how didn't take Derpy's issues seriously.
Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?
Master Sword: I'll give 당신 that soda 당신 like.
Dr. Hooves: Fine.
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LATER:
Saten: Hello AppleJack.
AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.
Saten: But would 당신 help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.
AppleJack: Fine, but later.
Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 당신 know how we put 당신 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 당신 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?
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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
사과, 애플 Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 또는 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?
Sweetie Belle: Maybe it's just a friendship problem, and it'll all be cleared up in half an 시간 또는 so.
Octavia: [groan] I hope so.
Matilda (runs over): Where's Pinkie Pie?! I need my wedding planner!
Conveniently this it dose reveal there 'is' a monster attacking ponyville. And the main six (well 7) fight against it.
Derpy: (ignoring the fight in the background) What am I gonna do? [gasp] Matilda! I feel so bad about the invitations! Is there anything I can do-
Matilda: FLOWERS!
Derpy: Flowers! got it! (flies off to get flowers).
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Master Sword: There 당신 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?
Derpy: Like a million bits!
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Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.
Bartender: Don't 당신 think 당신 had enough?
Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell 당신 how to live YOUR life!
Trixie: *comes over and finds him*
Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I might follow her home.
Saten: ... Are 당신 a woman?
Bartender: No.
Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*
Trixie: *comes over* 당신 okay Saten? I heard about the bugbear?
Saten: Yeah.. I'm fine.
Trixie: ... Any luck with the romance thing? *giggles*
Saten: ... Afraid not.
Trixie: I thought as much.. I feel bad that I might of put some pressure on you, so I decided to get us a fansy 식당 reservation.
Saten: ... But that's 더 많이 of Rarity's thing.
Trixie: Just give it a try.. I'll meet 당신 there.
END OF SEASON 2:
I said for a while now that I actually 사랑 Saten Twist and Trixie Lulamoone as a couple, and wish they were 인기 enough to be on devientart, cause I would love..
Also, I actually started liking Saten's platonic friendship with Twilight, there's something kinda adorable about it.. They are shown to be very close.. Same with him and Pinkie..
Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 당신 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.
10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
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10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
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