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10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just 더 많이 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the list at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way 더 많이 terrifying in that remake film..


9; CHUCKY;

Another case where I never really found him scary. Even in the first movie, only real scary thing is his sadistic pleasure of this.
But I do like him, so he's going on the list. Brad Douiff has the perfect voice, he doesn't always get the right credit..


8; JIGSAW;

He's pretty low on the list, as 당신 could only watch these 영화 for so long, and the sequels started trying to hard to make him sympathetic.
But 팬 will never forget that famish ending in the original where John gets up and reveals he was there the whole time..

''Game Over''


7; PINHEAD;

I have to be honest and say I haven't seen these films, but I knew I had to put him here based on how well known he is. So had to use 기사 post..

''Pinhead’s sole goal is to harvest human souls, and his demonic appearance doesn’t help at all in making him less scary. With spikes jetting out of every spot on his head, his high intelligence and the ability to mutilate people 의해 summoning whips and chains, it’s hard not to feel fearful of Pinhead.''


6; THE PHANTOM;

Lets give credit to one of the earliest examples of the Slasher Film, predating even 할로윈 (1978). The film may not hold up very well, but there's the fact that the Phantom isn't superhuman 또는 even a stranger. He was a member of the town that one 일 just decided to kill. And all this really did happen, unlike most of those ''based on true events'' films.. In real life, the Phantom was never apprehended. In the film, it is possible he dies, but also plausible he survives and escapes justice. Either way he was probably never found..


5; THE THING;
An alien who can flawlessly mimic any living being and seeks to assimilate other victims. It could be anywhere, taking the form of even your most trusted friend, just waiting for the right moment to infect you..


4; GHOSTFACE;

For something that's basically made as a parody, Wes Craven still managed to make a surprisingly terrifying antagonist. Going 의해 just how ''human'' they are. And the fact the two had such petty motives, even Billy.. I don't know how good the sequels, haven't seen them. So going the original..

The beginning is a surprisingly terrifying scene, with very little in the way of comedy. And the parents honestly don't have it any better. That's your daughter. Some sick fuck had done that to your little girl.


3; NORMAN BATES;

I knew he had to go on here. He even has his own tv show, starring that weird dude from Good Doctor.
I haven't seen either the movie 또는 the show, so it's not like I'm in anyway qualified to talk about it.. And there's nothing I say that hasn't been said 의해 people far smarter than me..,


2; MICHAEL MYERS;

The original version, the ''proper version''. A man who kills 'because he can'.

What's truly scariest about Myers is the reality of it. Well, sort of, there's still implications Mike might have some kinda 수퍼내츄럴 protection based on some of the impossible things to survive, 또는 his brutality.. But the point being, Myers just normal guy who just suddenly decided to killing, he had no motive in the original, and most likely still has no in the 2018 film.. Laurie believes he's after her, but he really only arrives at her house 의해 sheer coincidence and he most likely didn't even remember her till that exact moment..

I am really excited for the new one. Who else?

There is ''one'' implication to a motive.. Most of the 2018 film, Michael didn't even seem to be 'enjoying' the kills. Not remorse, but simply ''unsatisfied''.. Only when he killed babysitter Vicky did he seem in any way pleased.. So maybe he has a fetish for killing babysitters..

1; FREDDY KRUEGER;

Of coarse it is, right. Anybody who knows me a long on 팬팝 would not be surprised.

But it's not for the same reason it would of been a few years ago, no I grew out of that.
No it's actually because Freddy is the scariest one to me. Especially the first movie, where Robert England only has like 10 actual lines, the rest of the time he's laughing. That terrifying to me. Mixed with the fact he runs on some kinda ''cartoon logic'' while in your dreams.

Tina's death and the school basement are the scariest parts to me. Not just Tina's famish death itself, but also the lead up to it. There's just something so ''off putting'' about it, I had a lot of dreams about being chased. So it rubs me the wrong way..

So for that, he remains my number one despite me growing out of my fanboy days.

And that's my list.. Please leave 코멘트 below.
posted by smileypop9
These 기사 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would 당신 wanna listen to 음악 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 음악 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 더 많이 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 심장 skips a beat
When 당신 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 당신 until the end

I give my 심장 and my soul to you
To make 당신 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 당신 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 당신 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 사랑 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 년 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 연어 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 쌀 in a 쌀 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 쌀 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 쌀 on your hand and put your 가장 좋아하는 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 연어 on the rice. Push the filling into the 쌀 lightly. Hold the 쌀 between your palms. Form the 쌀 into a round, a triangle, 또는 a cylinder 의해 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 쌀 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 덮개, 랩 the 쌀 ball with a strip of nori 또는 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 의해 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: 당신 got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 사랑 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 당신 call right now we will also send 당신 a what ever 당신 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 더 많이 dollers shiping and handleing! 당신 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 당신 call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 당신 call it have 당신 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 일 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 별, 스타 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 당신 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 지르 EVERYONE LOVES 당신 THE MOST 당신 HAVE THE MOST 팬 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 영화 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 아니메 movies,titanic
Here is some 음악 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 책 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to list all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 당신 get when 당신 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 당신 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 당신 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 물고기 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, 또는 maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, 또는 maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal 더 많이 hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would 날짜 Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd 키스 who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never 날짜 a girl
I swear I'd still 사랑 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 당신 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 프렌즈 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by Puncky_Girl
brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok 당신 go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door 벨 rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will 당신 give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really 랜덤 stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, 당신 have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” Said my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find 더 많이 crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? 당신 are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.


User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.


User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.

User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 당신 hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 집 for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 불, 화재 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: 당신 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 당신 why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired 의해 their family and 프렌즈 and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented 의해 the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The 초 is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The 음악회, 콘서트 Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 시간 Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There 노래 I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're 좌석 Ooh K Then 드레이크, 드레이 크 Sad 당신 Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There 드레이크, 드레이 크 Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The 팬 팬 Was 노래 Along Giving Him 꽃 Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For 읽기 And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 일 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and they ate on a log 의해 candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that 당신 have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask 질문 to a magic 8 ball and take the 답변 seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when 당신 find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when 당신 see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a 랜덤 person!