#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up 의해 the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The 개 turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and 퍼기 into 개 and take over their identities, then Cooper and 퍼기 transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels 또는 something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.
#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff 제목 isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas 의해 this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.
#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two 프렌즈 in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..
#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.
#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing 집 a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn 고양이 into people.
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog 의해 a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget 당신 ever existed..
#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.
JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill 당신 no matter what.
#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer 읽기 programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.
#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.
#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all 의해 tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful 나비 specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.
Todd is then awakened 의해 a giant 나비 holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.
DOUG WALKER: 당신 know! For kids!
The camp is actually a hoax set up 의해 the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The 개 turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and 퍼기 into 개 and take over their identities, then Cooper and 퍼기 transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels 또는 something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.
#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff 제목 isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas 의해 this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.
#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two 프렌즈 in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..
#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.
#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing 집 a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn 고양이 into people.
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog 의해 a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget 당신 ever existed..
#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.
JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill 당신 no matter what.
#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer 읽기 programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.
#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.
#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all 의해 tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful 나비 specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.
Todd is then awakened 의해 a giant 나비 holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.
DOUG WALKER: 당신 know! For kids!
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When 당신 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 삭제 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused 의해 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle 당신 with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a 심장 attack; his 심장 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope 당신 realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good 프렌즈 don't let 당신 do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! 당신 actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If 당신 met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope 당신 realize how inconvient that is.
Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!
Good 프렌즈 don't let 당신 do stupid things ... alone.
Don't make me call my flying monkeys!
Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Do not make me throw a possum at your face.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! 당신 actually think I care :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.
If 당신 met my family, you'd understand.
HAHA. Wait, what?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
"Hey, guess what?" "No."
Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
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