Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where 당신 play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my 가장 좋아하는 video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme sports 또는 if this game eats asphalt. Also this game is not sold on Amazon. I had to go onto eBay and buy a poorly used copy off eBay.
So we get an intro, using the song “Down with the Sickness” 의해 Disturbed. Oh, the 가장 좋아하는 song of that one quiet kid in high school. Why is this the song you’d use? Did 당신 have no other songs available? Anyway, after the intro, we get to the 제목 screen, and we get to the character select. There is no character creator. Even Tony Hawk had a character creator, yet this game doesn’t, on a PS2? Oh, and if you’re expecting me not to compare this game to Tony Hawk, I got bad news for you. I have every right to when the first level is a rip off of the Air Force Building that is a common level in the franchise. So I pick my characters and start the game. Has basic goals, all ripped from Tony Hawk like get 10,000 points 또는 collect all words in gravity. So I start moving and… oh my god, I was not expecting it to control this bad. I don’t know what I’m doing, how I pull off tricks, anything at all. Every time I go up a ramp, I feel nauseous because I can’t control my rider on how he lands on the ramp and I end up eating shit on the landing. So after jumping into free mode and practicing a big, I found out what the problem is. The analog stick moves your character left and right, but that’s it. In Tony Hawk, if 당신 press a direction on the analog stick and then a button, 당신 can perform a different trick. 당신 can use that to rack up combos. And this game seems to have that as well, except the analog stick won’t do it. If 당신 want to perform a trick, 당신 gotta press the arrows on the d-pad on the PS2. What the fuck? Why didn’t they program that onto the analog stick, the thing most people would use first?
So with this new idiotic knowledge, I jump back into career mode to torture myself some more. And the first thing that happens, I try to jump from a ramp, I get off the ground and perform a trick to start my combo, but for some reason, the game makes me think I hit a 벽 and my character ends up falling face first into the pavement. I was off the damn ground when I did the trick. The collision in this game is garbage. 당신 know what made collecting the letters in 홍어, 스케이트 fun in Tony Hawk? They were spaced out all over the map for 당신 to 검색 for and perform tricks to get them. In Gravity Games Bike, they are all clumped together in one room, and good fucking luck getting them. I can’t even jump out of a quarter pipe without my character ragdolling off the bike. Even when I clearly did the thing, the game knocks his 나귀, 엉덩이 to the ground. My rider is fucking pathetic and falls off the bike like a child. Oh, but when I land exactly face first into the ramp, that’s okay. Every single fucking time, I input a combo, the fucking game will sometimes do it and sometimes not. I am trying to get 25,000, but it is so much harder. In Tony Hawk, I can get five times that no problem, but this game makes it feel like I’m a dumbass because, despite putting in the combo, my character just falls, falls, and falls. So 의해 patience 또는 because I hate myself, I manage to get all the tasks I need beaten in the first level. And here’s something, I managed to beat the level with thirty 초 left on the clock. In Tony Hawk, when 당신 finish your tasks, 당신 can pause the game, end your run, and still get the task completed. But in Gravity Games Bike, no, 당신 gotta wait for that clock to count down. It’s just another annoying thing in this game. So I did all that garbage and unlocked the 다음 level, Train Depot. And I gotta say, the level of stuff they can fit into a level is amazing. 당신 can get three score tasks, two collections, stop vandals, stop 쓰레기통, 쓰레기 수거통 divers, break a pinata, save a woman on the train tracks, there is so much variety…. But then my character ate shit as soon as I did a jump off the ground, so yeah, fuck the variety and fuck this game.
Gravity Games Bike is legitimately the most frustrating game I’ve ever played. Other games were just boring, but Gravity Games Bike actively refuses to take your inputs when 당신 do them and even if 당신 succeed, there’s a damn good chance you’re gonna hit the ground and fail the combo. Just play Tony Hawk, 또는 any of the Dave Mirra games, 또는 fucking anything but Gravity Games Bike. It would be less frustrating to actually go out and try to do these extreme sports yourself with no prior practice, and probably less painful.
So we get an intro, using the song “Down with the Sickness” 의해 Disturbed. Oh, the 가장 좋아하는 song of that one quiet kid in high school. Why is this the song you’d use? Did 당신 have no other songs available? Anyway, after the intro, we get to the 제목 screen, and we get to the character select. There is no character creator. Even Tony Hawk had a character creator, yet this game doesn’t, on a PS2? Oh, and if you’re expecting me not to compare this game to Tony Hawk, I got bad news for you. I have every right to when the first level is a rip off of the Air Force Building that is a common level in the franchise. So I pick my characters and start the game. Has basic goals, all ripped from Tony Hawk like get 10,000 points 또는 collect all words in gravity. So I start moving and… oh my god, I was not expecting it to control this bad. I don’t know what I’m doing, how I pull off tricks, anything at all. Every time I go up a ramp, I feel nauseous because I can’t control my rider on how he lands on the ramp and I end up eating shit on the landing. So after jumping into free mode and practicing a big, I found out what the problem is. The analog stick moves your character left and right, but that’s it. In Tony Hawk, if 당신 press a direction on the analog stick and then a button, 당신 can perform a different trick. 당신 can use that to rack up combos. And this game seems to have that as well, except the analog stick won’t do it. If 당신 want to perform a trick, 당신 gotta press the arrows on the d-pad on the PS2. What the fuck? Why didn’t they program that onto the analog stick, the thing most people would use first?
So with this new idiotic knowledge, I jump back into career mode to torture myself some more. And the first thing that happens, I try to jump from a ramp, I get off the ground and perform a trick to start my combo, but for some reason, the game makes me think I hit a 벽 and my character ends up falling face first into the pavement. I was off the damn ground when I did the trick. The collision in this game is garbage. 당신 know what made collecting the letters in 홍어, 스케이트 fun in Tony Hawk? They were spaced out all over the map for 당신 to 검색 for and perform tricks to get them. In Gravity Games Bike, they are all clumped together in one room, and good fucking luck getting them. I can’t even jump out of a quarter pipe without my character ragdolling off the bike. Even when I clearly did the thing, the game knocks his 나귀, 엉덩이 to the ground. My rider is fucking pathetic and falls off the bike like a child. Oh, but when I land exactly face first into the ramp, that’s okay. Every single fucking time, I input a combo, the fucking game will sometimes do it and sometimes not. I am trying to get 25,000, but it is so much harder. In Tony Hawk, I can get five times that no problem, but this game makes it feel like I’m a dumbass because, despite putting in the combo, my character just falls, falls, and falls. So 의해 patience 또는 because I hate myself, I manage to get all the tasks I need beaten in the first level. And here’s something, I managed to beat the level with thirty 초 left on the clock. In Tony Hawk, when 당신 finish your tasks, 당신 can pause the game, end your run, and still get the task completed. But in Gravity Games Bike, no, 당신 gotta wait for that clock to count down. It’s just another annoying thing in this game. So I did all that garbage and unlocked the 다음 level, Train Depot. And I gotta say, the level of stuff they can fit into a level is amazing. 당신 can get three score tasks, two collections, stop vandals, stop 쓰레기통, 쓰레기 수거통 divers, break a pinata, save a woman on the train tracks, there is so much variety…. But then my character ate shit as soon as I did a jump off the ground, so yeah, fuck the variety and fuck this game.
Gravity Games Bike is legitimately the most frustrating game I’ve ever played. Other games were just boring, but Gravity Games Bike actively refuses to take your inputs when 당신 do them and even if 당신 succeed, there’s a damn good chance you’re gonna hit the ground and fail the combo. Just play Tony Hawk, 또는 any of the Dave Mirra games, 또는 fucking anything but Gravity Games Bike. It would be less frustrating to actually go out and try to do these extreme sports yourself with no prior practice, and probably less painful.
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There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the 심장 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
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I pledge myself to kek.
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Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
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Through victory, my chains are broken.
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