Deal 또는 No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal 또는 No Deal, a game show that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal 또는 No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, 또는 what made it so 인기 to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the time. But what was it that made Deal 또는 No Deal on the DS so exceptionally awful? Well, it was made 의해 Destination Software, responsible for classic titles like Balls of Fury on the Wii… oh dear.
So the 제목 screen starts 당신 off with this really obnoxious sound when 당신 옮기기 the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal 또는 No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a 서류 가방 with the million dollars in it and when given the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the 서류 가방 당신 have, 당신 could choose to accept the deal 또는 not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. 당신 pick a case, 당신 then pick seven others, 당신 get an offer on what to do, and 당신 just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope 당신 like hearing what I assume is the Deal 또는 No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when 당신 are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal 또는 No Deal. But 당신 probably want to know if I won 또는 not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether 당신 like it 또는 not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went 집 with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal 또는 No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game show I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If 당신 don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here 당신 go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal 또는 No Deal video game, so I think I 로스트 더 많이 than just a million dollars.
So the 제목 screen starts 당신 off with this really obnoxious sound when 당신 옮기기 the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal 또는 No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a 서류 가방 with the million dollars in it and when given the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the 서류 가방 당신 have, 당신 could choose to accept the deal 또는 not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. 당신 pick a case, 당신 then pick seven others, 당신 get an offer on what to do, and 당신 just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope 당신 like hearing what I assume is the Deal 또는 No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when 당신 are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal 또는 No Deal. But 당신 probably want to know if I won 또는 not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether 당신 like it 또는 not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went 집 with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal 또는 No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game show I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If 당신 don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here 당신 go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal 또는 No Deal video game, so I think I 로스트 더 많이 than just a million dollars.
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted 의해 a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead 또는 am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball 겉옷, 가운 and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick 잔디 beneath my paws.
“The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark 늑대 exclaimed enthusiastically, his 모피 flickering like shadows, “No 늑대 will stop us!”
I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack 스플릿, 분할 in four!
“Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
“No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
“This is pointless! 당신 cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to 옮기기 now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
1. Leaving holes in the backstory.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some 우주 empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to show up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them 더 많이 vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some 우주 empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to show up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them 더 많이 vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.