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Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist 또는 something to leave me bankrupt, this 기사 has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film



I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of course, that isn’t completely true. This is not the best comedy film ever, not when stuff like Young Frankenstein 또는 Austin Powers exists. Hell, it’s not even the funniest comedy I’ve ever seen. But as a movie, as a film that I personally enjoy, Clerks is much 더 많이 than a comedy. It is a film about wanting 더 많이 in life, despite finding yourself at a dead end. Think if a movie about Squidward Tentacles was made, but with a lot 더 많이 swearing. Clerks was made 의해 one Kevin Smith, notorious for his stoner comedy, wearing football jerseys and making that really bad 배트맨 comic book that one time. But before he was a guest on Joe Rogan, before he was known for making 어치, 제이 and Silent Bob Strikes Back, he was just a clerk. He worked in a store, a store that is much like the Quick Stop in the film. In fact, it is just a Quick Stop that Kevin Smith worked at and used as the set for the movie. It’s still standing to this 일 in New Jersey, so I guess New Jersey at least has that aside from a million freeways. Kevin Smith was tasked with filming the movie, in the store, at night, for 21 days and on a budget of only $30,000 that he scraped together from selling his comic book collection, maxing out credit cards, and using insurance money from a car he lost. Working the counter at the store during the 일 while filming at night left him with only one 시간 of sleep a day. 의해 the end, he was barely awake. And while it wasn’t wacky like Anchorman, 또는 well produced like Shaun of the Dead 또는 a historical landmark in the same way Monty 파이썬 and the Holy Grail was, Clerks managed to make a name for itself and become an 아이콘 of that era. And we’re gonna talk about it. In depth. The entire movie. Don’t expect a lot of funny 이미지 this time around because I want to focus on the film alone.

II: Dante, He Wasn’t Even Supposed to Be Here Today

The film starts with our tragic hero, Dante Hicks, sleeping in a pile of his own clothes, drowsy and annoyed as he is called into work on his 일 off, and with little convincing, he puts on his dirty clothes, ties his dirty shoes, eats his dirty breakfast, drives his dirty work, and starts his dirty day. From here, 당신 may notice something. Why is the film in black and white? Well, budget. Remember, $30,000. Having to 편집 lighting post-production is a long, tedious, and expensive process, things that Kevin Smith couldn’t afford. So instead, black and white is what they went with. But personally, I 사랑 it. It gives it a sort of convenience store security camera look to it. Not intended, sure, but just a happy accident. So the intro is short and simple. Dante gets called to work on his 일 off and already starts with issues. No papers today. Better go take a handful from the newspaper machine. What are they called? I don’t know. I’m 20 in 2019 and the newspaper industry is fucking dying. Someone vandalized the store shutters, so Dante has to paint a sing in nail polish remover to assure customers they’re open, which was also to prevent people from seeing that it was night time, because, again, had to film at night. And thus, Dante sits behind the counter, head in his hands, ready for a long day. He wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

III: Vilification of a Cancer Merchant and Pig

Vilification
Noun
“Abusively disparaging speech”

Not even a few 분 starting the day, Dante is already confronted with his first foe. Like the trials of Hercules, like Homer’s Odyssey, Dante runs into his first challenge. An advertiser. From a regular customer to spinning tales about how bad cigarettes are to pretty much insitting a mob within a few short moments, Dante is compared to a Nazi for selling cigarettes and pelted with the very ciagarettes 의해 the customers as they shout “cancer merchant”. Also there are some stoners outside, just ignore them for the time being. They’re not that important right now. So anyway, after a rude run in with customers, which won’t be the last, we are introduced to Dante’s girlfriend, Veronica Loughran, who talks with Dante about his life, about his garbage job and his issues with college, before eventually talking about sex. I hope 당신 are a 팬 of crude, vulgar humor, talking about cum and pussies and cocks and balls, because this movie really loves it. In fact, it was close to becoming an NC-17 film due to just the dialogue before Miramax made it an R rated film. Anyway, Dante talks about sex life with women, telling Veronica he slept with twelve, including Veronica, compared to Veronica’s three, including Dante. Veronica, of course, is disgusted, but Dante doesn’t really feel much shame. He doesn’t feel much shame… until Veronica mentions how many men she’s blown. Then suddenly, Dante gets upset, taking a high and mighty approach to it on how blowjobs are much worse than sex (And yes, expect me to give this kind of vulgar commentary throughout the article. Then again, this should’ve been expected from the start). But we can come back to this choice of Dante’s words to his loving girlfriend later. Now it’s time to talk about Job and Silent Bay

IV: 어치, 제이 and Silent Bob, The Stan Lee of the View Askewniverse

PobBob and J are characters 당신 may know. Even if 당신 never watched Clerks, 당신 may have heard of these characters. They appear in almost every Kevin Smith from, from Chasing Amy to Mallrats to their own film, 어치, 제이 and Silent Bob Strike Back, which is currently getting a sequel. Anyway, these guys are always hanging outside the Quick Stop daily, making crude jokes at everyone, talking about sex and weed and saying the F word, and I dont mean fuck. I mean the OTHER F word. It was 1994, this was accepted back then. Of course, it’s 더 많이 of 어치, 제이 doing the talking, because after all, Silent Bob is silent. He doesn’t talk and just allows 어치, 제이 to do his wacky antics while he sits there and nods his head. These two are always in the background doing their own thing, from talking to a Russian rock 별, 스타 that sings the iconic Berzerker, the best song from Berserk, to just screwing with Dante and Randal within the store. They don’t really have much story relevance up until the final act and are mostly there for comedy, but they are a joy to watch. And hey, speaking of Randal, let’s talk about the most important character in Clerks, Randal Graves

V: Randal, The Ideal Worker

Another run in with another rude character, we are told that the guy working at the video store hasn’t arrived to open it up yet. And from the outside, we meet Randal. Randal is a horrible employee. He is rude to the customers, 느슨한 바지, 바지 off, closes the video store several times in one 일 to hang out with Dante in the store, and causes tons of issues for the video store. If 당신 were a customer to this kind of store, you’d be pissed. But this isn’t coming from the experience of a customer. This is from the workers experience, and I’m positive this goes through every employees head at some point. A lot of us have worked in retail at some point in our lives, and there is that one time, that one day, where 당신 just wanna go “fuck it” and leave the store to rot, tell a customer to get bent, and just hang out with your friend while you’re on the clock. Yes, it’s immature. Yes, it’s a huge problem. But we all want to do that at some point. Dante is content with his lot in life and disappoints himself before the world can do it for him. He accepts that this is his job and instead of trying to fight it, he sticks with this job and doesn’t attempt to get back into school. Randal, however, hates this job and instead of going with it, just chooses to slack off and have fun in his own way. And sometimes, that rubs off on Dante. But we’ll get to that later.

VI: Syntax, Well Formed In Social Goings and 별, 스타 Wars

Syntax
Noun
“The arrangement of words and phrases to create well-formed sentences in a language”

Once Randal comes into the picture, the dialogue that this movie is known for really starts to hit its stride. From here, the movie is just full of amazing dialogue between the two of the most nonsensical topics, and sometimes, just sometimes, conversations related to the actual plot of the film, 또는 what little there is. For example, Randal is having a thought provoking talk with Dante about his loving, if imperfect, relationship with Veronica and his past relationship with one of his exes, Caitlin Bree, a girl who cheated on him several times in their relationship but is now talking to him again, convincing Dante that he could do better than he is with Veronica due to their arguments that they have. So naturally, to follow up on this conversation between the two is to talk about 별, 스타 Wars. Yes, for a good five minutes, these two are talking about how there were contract workers on the Death 별, 스타 and how they were nothing but casualties of war. This is actually in the movie and yet it is written so well and in such an interesting way that it is genius. How many times have 당신 had dumbass conversations like this with your 프렌즈 to pass the time? Also, there is foreshadowing that went to the wayside with Dante mentioning the depressing ending of Empire Strikes Back and how life is a series of downer endings, foreshadowing the original ending of Clerks that was cut but we’ll get to that later. If anyone is in film class and needs a good movie scene to write a three page 기사 on for an easy A, use the 별, 스타 Wars conversation scene from Clerks. At the least, a B+.

VII: Vagary, The Behavior of a Guidance Counselor

Vagary
Noun
“An unexpected change in the situation 또는 a behavior”

This is a much shorter scene. Clerks has scenes that can either be ten 분 long 또는 close to being just one. A scene plays where a guidance counselor is messing with eggs, hoping to find “the perfect egg”, all because something has to be worth it in a job as worthless as a guidance counselor in a school. All spoken 의해 a woman who jerks off caged animals. There are moments where customers with some wisdom and understanding come into the store. Not a lot, but it happens, and compared to the slogan campaigns 또는 morons with their hands stuck in Pringles cans, it’s a fresh change

VIII: Purgation, Venting About Idiot Customers

Purgation
Noun
“The purification 또는 cleansing of something 또는 someone”

This scene starts with Randal unknowingly selling cigarettes to a little girl. Remember that, it will be important later. Continuing the theme of Randal and Dante’s outlook on their jobs, with Randal being perfectly fine with throwing insults and disrespecting the customers while Dante just takes it, discussing their issues with idiot customers that ask the dumbest questions, venting about all the annoying run ins with them. Afterward, Veronica visits again, bringing Dante lasaga after the two calm down. We can see that when the two don’t argue, they are a very loving couple. 당신 also got Randal there adding onto it 의해 making slurping noises in the background. Never change, Randal.

IX: Malaise, He’s Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today

Malaise
Noun
“A general feeling of discomfort 또는 uneasiness whose cause is difficult to identify”

Dante is told the news that his boss had lied to him. Promising to return to the store at around 12, he is now all the way in Vermont and won’t be back until tomorrow, leaving Dante at the store and leaving him to run the store until closing for the rest of the day. That means he can’t go to his hockey game. But for this one moment, Dante decides to have enough with the stores rules. He’s tired of following the rules and decides to let loose like Randal does, and if he can’t go to the hockey game, he’ll bring the hockey game to the Quick Stop. So, he closes the store and takes the hockey game up to the roof to enjoy himself, and it goes over well… for twelve 분 until an angry customer knocks the ball off and leaves them with no ball and no 더 많이 game for the day, leaving Dante back to his frustrating job. Also his hockey buddies drank all the Gatorade in the store, so there’s that too.

X: Harbinger, Foreshadowing Death

Harbinger
Noun
“A person 또는 thing that signals the approach of another”

Another customer comes in, an old man who pesters Dante to use his bathroom as well as a porno magazine before going into the bathroom. We won’t be seeing this customer again until the final act, so keep him in mind (This film really loves it’s foreshadowing, doesn’t it). After that, Dante gets the news that one of his exes died and that her wake is today, so Dante decides to close the store while getting upset that Randal won’t watch the store, so they both decide to go to the wake, having a fun conversation about how Randal’s uncle died trying to suck his own dick before they arrive at the wake, and then run out 분 later, running from an angry mob. Due to budget reasons, they couldn’t film the scene in the funeral parlor, so they tell us in detail how Randal knocked the casket over. But 당신 can see it in all it’s animated glory in the Clerks X Anniversary Version on DVD and Blu-Ray. And if 당신 are noticing, these scenes are getting shorter and shorter, but that’s just how it is. Some scenes are filled to the brim with great dialogue and theming, and others, while having it’s 글쓰기 there, are very short. And this part… is no exception

XI: Perspicacity, Dictating Your Behavior

Perspicacity
Noun
“The quality of having a ready insight into things”

Moments after Randal ruins the wake 의해 knocking over a casket, he returns to the Quick Stop to ask Dante for his car so he can go and get a movie from a video store, not the one he works at. Randal and Dante continue to argue and Dante continues to be a hypocrite while a customer loudly reads out the tabloids in the newspaper, interrupting their argument throughout until Randal decides to stop it 의해 spitting his drink onto the customer. Why? Well… because it’s Randal. But also because he doesn’t want to hear the speel coming from Dante about how, as employees of the Quick Stop and RTS Video, they are obligated to respect and serve the customers, no matter what. Randal has long since decided that that mentality is stupid and proceeded to show Dante how much that meant to him 의해 spitting on the customers. In his own words, 제목 does not dictate behavior. If being a clerk was going to stop him from spitting on the customer, why didn’t it stop him? Because Randal decides for himself. He doesn’t let a store 또는 rude customers decide for him. And it’s that… bizarre but interesting logic that wins Dante over and gets him the car on his way to the video store.

XII: Paradigm, A Frustrating Pattern

Paradigm
Noun
“A typical example 또는 pattern of something”

Nearing the end of the day, Dante continues to get frustrating customers from people that mock his weight in front of other customers while also knowing Caitlin, being with her as well as one point. Also, remember the little girl that Randal sold cigarettes to earlier? Well a man comes to write him a ticket for selling cigarettes to children with a court 날짜 and a fine, adding even 더 많이 stress to Dante throughout the night. Up until he gets a visit from a familiar guest: Caitlin. In a brief moment, Dante starts to express some happiness at seeing her, thinking to himself that this is his chance at happiness. He’s decided that his relationship with Veronica is going nowhere, and wants another chance with Caitlin. After she tells him that she is not marrying anyone like the newspaper said, Dante immediately asks her out on a date, hoping for another chance that doesn’t result in him feeling frustrated in a relationship. And clearly Caitlin is excited to start again, though whatever the end result would have been, we just won’t know. As we will see soon. After that, Randal returns, not sure what to expect from Dante, but not expecting Dante to be happy. Dante lets all the frustrations today slide. After being trapped in a store all day, treated poorly 의해 customers and slapped with a $500 fine, thinking he has a shot at a happy relationship allows him to change all of what he has said previously about work and dictating and all that shit. After that, Dante leaves Randal to watch the store as he goes 집 to get changed, leading us to my 가장 좋아하는 part in the movie, aside from the 2nd to last act.

XIII: Whimsy, Randal’s Loyalty and Hermaphrodites

Whimsy
Noun
“Playfully quaint 또는 fanciful behavior”

This is a very short scene. Possibly the shortest in the film. There isn’t even any cutaways 또는 other shots. Nothing but this one shot of Randal sitting down, watching hermaphrodite porn, while Caitlin comes in and talks about how she was thrown out of her house all for Dante. But what makes this scene so good (aside from Randal’s crass humor about chicks with dicks and eating Chinese) is one quote near the end. They talk about how Caitlin is set on being with Dante this time without losing him again, discussing the bathroom in the back that is for employees only that has no working lights, and of course, Randal’s perverted humor. But as Caitlin is going to the bathroom, Randal says to her, and I quote, “break his 심장 again, and I’ll kill ya. Nothing personal”. 당신 would think throughout this entire film, Randal was nothing but a selfish asshole. He does nothing but walk into the store, disregarding his own job, annoying Dante all the time, getting him wrapped up in crazy shenanigans, and all the while, justifying his own actions, but he really is a friend to Dante. Dante is stubborn and cynical. He has long since accepted that he can’t do better than what he’s got. He’s accepted his lot in life, his horrible job and his miserable relationship. Randal is the opposite of Dante because of his behavior with his job and his outlook. He does what he wants to do, not what rude customers that stomp on him 또는 some back breaking establishment tells him what to do. And in all honesty, Randal is the only real good thing Dante has in his life. And this one quote shows how genuine Randal’s friendship with Dante is. It’s a nice touch. But we still got five parts left and this movie still hasn’t reached the climax yet.

XIV: Quandary, The Payoff to Harbinger

Quandary
Noun
“A state of perplexity 또는 uncertainty about what to do in a difficult situation”

After Dante returns, ready for the night, Caitlin comes out of the bathroom, excited after the encounter in the bathroom. According to Caitlin, Dante was waiting for her in the bathroom and they had sex. She assumed he was dead silent in the dark, just going at it with her. Of course, that wasn’t Dante. Dante just got back to the store. So yeah… remember that old guy? Are 당신 ready for it to get dark, because it’s about to get dark. So yeah, that old guy who went back there to masterbate ended up dying of a 심장 attack, having been dead for the entire day, and Caitlin is left in a traumatized state and taken away 의해 ambulance. Yeah, this was not the turn I was expecting for the film to take. So with Caitlin in shock and Dante left in a state of frustration and anger once again, what does he do? Go back to the store and keep running it until the night finally comes to an end.

XV: Lamentation, The Inferno That Is Dante’s Life

Lamentation
Noun
“A passionate expression of grief 또는 sorrow”

While Dante is left sitting on the counter, contemplating his miserable life while Randal, carefree of ever, plays with Doritos. Finally, Randal gives the 조언 that Dante has been needing for a while, to stop stewing in the pathetic life that he has made for himself. If Dante hates his job, quit. If he is so obsessed with Caitlin, dump Veronica. Randal is exhausted with hearing Dante complain about his life, yet acknowledges that he doesn’t do anything to change it, because to Dante, it’s easier to just accept it and live with it rather than try and change it for the better. Of course, Dante, being Dante, complains about this, tells Randal that he just can’t make risks and changes like that, so instead, decides that it is much better to just take what 당신 get and live with it. Of course, Randal, simplifying things to make his life easy and satisfying, isn’t about to let him make that choice. And that is what leads us to…

XVI: Juxtaposition, Dante’s Realization and How It Falls Apart

Juxtaposition
Noun
“The fact of two things being seen 또는 placed close together with contrasting effect”

It’s the end of the night and the last pair of customers walks in, 어치, 제이 and Silent Bob, who have been screwing around all night. The two offer to let Dante 가입하기 them on their night of partying, but he refuses. After that, 어치, 제이 takes mention of Caitlin after seeing her taken away in an 구급차 and pieces together how Dante was ready to leave Veronica for Caitlin, but still on the fence. And here, Jay, womanizer drug dealer Jay, tells Dante that Veronica truly loves him. Any girl 어치, 제이 was with only wanted him for drugs, but Veronica genuinely cares for him. Even Silent Bob puts his two cents in about how much Veronica cares about him. And at that moment, Dante comes to the realization that Veronica loves him and he loves her. So Randal tells Veronica that Dante doesn’t 사랑 her. Dante’s lack of ability to make changes pushes Randal to help make the decision for him, unknowing that he made the wrong decision for him. As a result, Veronica goes to the Quick Stop, wacks Dante with her purse, knocks him down twenty 더 많이 pegs for being so pathetic, and dumps him right then and there, leaving Dante to think about how Randal ruined his life once again.

XVII: Catharsis, Letting Out That Anger

Catharsis
Noun
“The process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from, strong and repressed emotions”

The 초 Randal walks into the store, Dante grabs him 의해 the 칼라 and starts to choke him, leading to the two having a fight throughout the store, throwing 캔디 and 음식 around, before they are left sitting in the mist of their destruction, sore and angry. And this dialogue between the two, sitting there in the mess they made, brings us to my 가장 좋아하는 scene in the movie. There are no jokes, not even from Randal. It is just blunt honesty between the two. Dante snaps at Randal, pinning the blame for all his misery on Randal, how he was the 출처 of all of his problems in his life, without thinking about how it would be different, and ends it with saying- say it with me now- “I’m not even supposed to be here today”. And with that, Randal’s wacky, laid-back demeanor falls and he lashes out at Dante for the first time. He tells Dante how he only has himself to blame, how he closed the store twice in one 일 and how he was stuck on the fence between two girls without talking about it with Veronica, but rather than accept the blame, he points his problems to everything else, how his own suffering is of no fault of his own. And then Randal loses it at the store they work at. Dante says that they have to be respectful and honor the rules of the store, but Randal sees it as a worthless place that has no honor. There is no pride in this job. It is a convenience store and a video rental store. They mock the customers daily, insult them, get angry at them, when in reality, they are no better. They are just two guys stuck in dead end jobs, treated like garbage 의해 the world around them, and nothing can change that. Of course they would be frustrated at their jobs. They are, after all, clerks.

XVIII: Denouement, The End

Denouement
Noun
“The final part of a play”

On what would end on a rather drab note, the film ends with one last part. Now this is the shortest scene in the movie. It’s just one shot of Dante and Randal, after cleaning up the store and closing for the night, the two head out on an awkward but understanding note, discussing what they’ll do tomorrow, with the two still parting with some jokes. The movie then ends with Randal throwing the “I assure you” sign in while saying, “You’re closed”. And with that, the film ends, with Sound Asylum’s Can’t Even Tell plays, a perfect song to end this movie. Now this isn’t exactly the perfect ending, and that is because this was not the original ending. The original end was where Dante dies… yeah. He was to be shot 의해 a faceless individual and left for dead, bringing back Dante’s mention of life being a series of downer endings. Now, would this ending be better than what we got? I don’t know, it depends on what 당신 prefer, really. But, that is Clerks. What a genius film cult film that went under appreciated and has a minor cult following- Oh wait!

XIX: Clerks’ Cultural Impact, Glory and Legacy

Clerks was a massive hit with critics and audiences for many reasons, being down to earth and being just a classic film that was perfect in the counterculture era of the 90s. It became a financial success, launching the careers of Kevin Smith and several actors in the film, and started a huge franchise of movies, with Kevin Smith still making 영화 today, even continuing the View Askewniverse almost thirty years later with the announcement of 어치, 제이 and Silent Bob Strikes Back and recently Clerks 3, a movie that no one was suspecting to be made. Along the way, there were comics, an animated show, which I do in fact have on DVD because I’m a fucking nerd, and had a pilot for a live action show made that was never shown because it was apparently garbage. I remember watching the animated show so much in college and loved it. Shame it only got six episodes. Maybe I’ll talk about them some day. Regardless, Clerks is a major achievement not just in comedy, but in indie films. One man was able to launch his career and the careers of many others for 글쓰기 a well made film with amazing dialogue and characters. Kevin Smith, even though I don’t like much of your modern work, and Clerks 2 was a gigantic disappointment in comparison, Clerks is still my 가장 좋아하는 comedy ever. So, thank 당신 for making and please, please, don’t fuck up 3. Okay, I am finally done with this. I can finally go back to talking about 더 많이 인기 things that people really want to hear me talk about. Like defending the big plot twist of Rose Quartz in Steven Universe, 또는 telling everyone why Funko Pops suck. Yeah, I can please everyone.
posted by flippy_fan210
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Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of 당신 don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy said she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge 머핀 on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I 사랑 당신 sugar
Yeah this is what 당신 do
When 당신 run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make 당신 stay
You’re the only one that keeps me 노래 la la la
I 사랑 to smell your t-shirt
I like the way 당신 are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what 당신 do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what 당신 do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how 당신 do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that 당신 want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything 당신 choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make 당신 happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this 사랑 we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no 질문 chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us 키싱 like that
We don’t need no 더 많이 that he said she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us 키싱 like that
We don’t need no 더 많이 that he said she said
He said girl...
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Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time 또는 due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors 또는 teaching assistance, your friends, your family 또는 school counselors. 의해 having a reliable network of support, 당신 allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course 당신 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 이전 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 글쓰기 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? 더 많이 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure 당신 all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people 의해 where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out 비디오 about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that 의해 just looking at the title, 당신 know it was made 의해 someone who lacks a soul. here is the 제목 of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when 당신 think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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Harry Potter author JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in 사랑 with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.


"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...
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posted by Wanda5
I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the 답변 (song 제목 and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice 의해 Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick 의해 boring brick 의해 Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up 의해 Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal 일 for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It said on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, 당신 have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 셔츠 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 당신 사랑 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 또는 stumach
step 8.Say i 사랑 당신 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 노래 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 당신 hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 집 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an 주황색, 오렌지 불, 화재 elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few 용 if it was 스플릿, 분할 equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called 랜덤 아니메 RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find 아니메 characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are 게시됨 on 아니메 club but we got the 링그 in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, 또는 whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks 나귀, 엉덩이 and if 당신 사랑 아니메 and good story telling, I think 당신 will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your 책상, 데스크 또는 forehead.

2 = If 당신 have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's 다음 상단, 맨 위로 Model every day.

8 = Ask them every 일 to sit 다음 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 당신 were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves 피자 every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your favorites it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if 당신 like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

Here are some 랜덤 words to make my 기사 longer
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Are there even true friendship until now?
의해 Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives 당신 happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he 또는 she will never turn his 또는 her back on you...... 또는 betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on 당신 and stick its self to greed.

당신 cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
당신 can never again.

He/she will leave 당신 disappointed and let 당신 down.

Why should 당신 look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When 당신 have God with his 사랑 all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the 제목 - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where 당신 need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn 의해 the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something 당신 wear on the 바닷가, 비치 - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number 당신 have to memorize - 7

Something 당신 do before going to 침대 - Sleep

Something 당신 put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights 의해 Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 년 old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the 주황색, 오렌지 거리 lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a 책상, 데스크 from her school. Apolla looked around even 더 많이 and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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