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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and we were going to 옮기기 into a very nice house 의해 a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Putting bags into the 트렁크 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Closes trunk* What 당신 really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on 상단, 맨 위로 of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: 당신 know what else would be great?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for 당신 to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

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Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and that 조랑말 in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the 상단, 맨 위로 of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: AWESOME!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I 사랑 this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 factory* I work over there across the 거리 from your house. 당신 can come over anytime 당신 want, but remember, 당신 must not eat 컵케익 on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat 컵케익 on Sunday?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Let me tell 당신 after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. It slowly passes 의해 which makes her nervous*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* 당신 alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so 당신 can tell me why I shouldn't eat 컵케익 on Sunday.

Me, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why 당신 shouldn't eat 컵케익 on Sunday.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: A few weeks ago, a 조랑말 was eating a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: She got attacked 의해 some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of 팬 fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the 조랑말 eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the 조랑말 to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where 당신 put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What did 당신 think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay, if 당신 don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

다음 morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see 당신 later.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 factory was right across the 거리 from where I lived, but if I told 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter 의해 a 불, 화재 hydrant, and enters the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are 당신 sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! 당신 thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All 당신 gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave 당신 alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let 당신 do whatever 당신 want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT 컵케익 ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... 당신 know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of 조랑말 would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, do 당신 remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill 당신 two if 당신 lost, but since 당신 ate a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I said go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make 당신 fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* 당신 are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, 당신 will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* 당신 do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot 당신 with this, and make 당신 fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do 당신 have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the 벽 behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! 당신 ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five 초 he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be 더 많이 specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the 컵케익 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 조랑말 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
조랑말 on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 일 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

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Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right 다음 to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the 언덕, 힐 again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the 다음 part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* 저기요 it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the 언덕, 힐 on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 거리 from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell 당신 something.
Jeff: 당신 look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if 당신 don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill 당신 two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how 당신 just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess 당신 forgot about everything else 당신 were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. 당신 are not going to leave me. I want 당신 to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony 스톨, 훔친 it.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why didn't 당신 tell me as soon as 당신 got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: How did 당신 get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told 당신 that I always wanted to fly?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Wait. Are 당신 saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. 또는 at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do 당신 want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All 당신 have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? 당신 pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have 당신 found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: 당신 owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are 당신 doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash found my scooter. It was stolen 의해 some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Go 집 Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. 당신 are a coward.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I said 당신 are a coward.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Do 당신 even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash from behind* Are 당신 sure you're not afraid of anything?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a 불, 화재 hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give 당신 $35,000 if 당신 let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm worth 더 많이 then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was 더 많이 like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why are 당신 just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What did 당신 do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Scoots, 당신 okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a 조랑말 that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether 당신 like it 또는 not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, 당신 got a point there. How about, we have 당신 further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether 당신 like it 또는 not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was not happy with me.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 today.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn 당신 not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think we should 옮기기 back to the 구름, 클라우드 house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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