#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 당신 have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A 의해 cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if 당신 think cheating is wrong, than that means God exists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer, your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. 당신 can come up with a much 더 많이 adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did 당신 bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And 의해 "trying to touch you", do 당신 mean they were all quitely sitting there watching 당신 from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films 연기 is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: 당신 wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up 고양이 on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat 의해 Donard!
Donard: (gets 의해 Freddy, and gets impaled 의해 a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 당신 have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.
#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.
#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.
#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A 의해 cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
Snob: Yep, if 당신 think cheating is wrong, than that means God exists.. His entire argument is that without God, we're be in the Purge.
Robbinson: So your saying there's no such thing as a moral atheist?
Josh: No, but without God there's no reason to be moral.
Snob: No, so it's so we can all live in a funtioning society. And we aren't all psychopaths!
#5: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 2:
Girl in Movie: That a great party.
Snob: HAHAHA! People died at that party.
#6: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 4:
Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer, your big break in TV.
[Jennifer screams]
Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!
(Jennifer is smashed into the tv, a guard finds her raised in the air, smashed into the TV).
Snob: Well this was "obviously" a sucide.
#7: ELVES:
main character laments that her cat is the only friend she has left.
Snob: ........ (looks at Lloyd)
Lloyd: (looks back)
Snob: Psh, whatever... I have friends. This movie isn't speaking to me in a weird way.
#8: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
Counselor: "I remember that boy being a pretty damn good swimmer."
Snob: "Case closed. Good swimmers never ever drown. It has to be murder."
#9: SLEEPAWAY CAMP:
The famish ending of the girl revealing to be a boy.
Snob: That's a dick!
#10: FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D:
Snob: Aagh! - snakes on strings?...C'mon. 당신 can come up with a much 더 많이 adorable animal than that! (clips of his cat in 3D vision). See! 3D Lloyd!
#11: FORESKIN GUMP:
Girl: Why did 당신 bring me away?
Gump: They were trying to touch you.
Snob: And 의해 "trying to touch you", do 당신 mean they were all quitely sitting there watching 당신 from a distance. Than yes. They were.
#12: GROSS OUT:
Snob: (pukes): I'm sorry. The films 연기 is just so dredful!
#13: GRUMPY CAT:
Snob: Grumpy cat is cat who seems to be very grumpy. And there's all these memes about said grumpy cat. Including a movie.. What's next. Is someone gonna make a cartoon of their cat?!
(Snob voicing a animated Lloyd: 당신 wanna peak though my case files don't cha?)
#14: A TALKING CAT:
Snob: It's a opening credit sequence made up of every other Temblr post. Don't believe me? Lloyd himself is looking up 고양이 on temblr!
#15: NIGHTMARE 4:
Kincaid: [to the dog] Jason.
Snob: When I said I wanted Freddy vs. Jason, I didn't mean for Freddy to fight a dog!
#16: NIGHTMARE 3:
Snob: Time to see Freddy Krueger get beat 의해 Donard!
Donard: (gets 의해 Freddy, and gets impaled 의해 a pole).
Snob: He's fine.
#17: OUNCE OF COURAGE:
Snob: There are Christians who get beheaded for their beliefs. And you're here bitching about Christmas.
#18: BALLOON LAND:
Snob: Oh my God, someone have sex with her so she stops masturbating to the balloons!
#19: STEPFATHER:
Snob (as Jerry): Officers, isn't it obvious? He crashed his car than bashed himself in the head with a piece of wood.
#20: GODS NOT DEAD:
Guy in movie: Today is a time of celebration.
Snob: Bro! Someone died!.. Wait in front of you!
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved 의해 everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 월 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved 의해 everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 월 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.