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Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 신고 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 신고 card. (Sugar sees her 신고 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 날짜 for your Student of the 년 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 신고 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 신고 card, again. But I can swap my 신고 card with Ella's. I could just 십자가, 크로스 out and switch our names on our 신고 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 신고 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 신고 cards signed 의해 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 시간 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 당신 get your 신고 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 신고 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 신고 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 신고 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 신고 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 신고 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 신고 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 당신 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 신고 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 신고 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 신고 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 당신 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 신고 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 신고 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 당신 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 신고 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 당신 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 신고 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 신고 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 당신 swapped 신고 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 신고 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 당신 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 당신 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 신고 card 코멘트 read: Ella has been the sweetest 앤젤 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 신고 card 코멘트 read: This has been the worst 년 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 또는 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 비디오 on the computers. I recommend either Special 일 Class 또는 Sugar repeating the same grade 다음 year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 신고 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 신고 card. (Sugar sees her 신고 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 날짜 for your Student of the 년 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 신고 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 신고 card, again. But I can swap my 신고 card with Ella's. I could just 십자가, 크로스 out and switch our names on our 신고 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 신고 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 신고 cards signed 의해 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 시간 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 당신 get your 신고 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 신고 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 신고 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 신고 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 신고 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 신고 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 신고 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 당신 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 신고 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 신고 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 신고 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 당신 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 신고 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 신고 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 당신 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 신고 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 당신 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 신고 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 신고 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 당신 swapped 신고 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 신고 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 당신 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 당신 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 신고 card 코멘트 read: Ella has been the sweetest 앤젤 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 신고 card 코멘트 read: This has been the worst 년 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 또는 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 비디오 on the computers. I recommend either Special 일 Class 또는 Sugar repeating the same grade 다음 year.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 프렌즈 또는 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 일 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 다음 일 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 또는 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 일 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 다음 일 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 또는 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Yeah 당신 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 정크 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 당신 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 정크 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 당신 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Age - 18
Gender - female
프렌즈 - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her 랜덤 symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
프렌즈 - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her 랜덤 symbol - ♦
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프렌즈 - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her 랜덤 Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
프렌즈 - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His 랜덤 Symbol - ‡
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Age - 24
Gender - female
프렌즈 - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her 랜덤 sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
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저기요 everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that 베이스 의해 Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a 팬 club about u and make the 기사 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then 의해 all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends 할로윈 eve. 또는 U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 상단, 맨 위로 me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 당신 can stuff a 베개 with the 쥐 모피 on the 침상, 소파 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 당신 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 당신 can stuff a 베개 with the 쥐 모피 on the 침상, 소파 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 당신 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)