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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started 의해 a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new 아이콘 he created. This angered millions, and 스플릿, 분할 the My Little 조랑말 fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment were made illegal. This law was a gateway to making easy money on the internet, 의해 uploading pictures, videos, and stories, much like this one.

One MLP 팬 retired from the brony community immediately when the war started. Gergely tried to track him down, in an attempt to get the retired brony onto his side, but luck was not on Gergely's side. It was on the side of Sean Bodine.

Carter's Island, near Lockeport, Nova Scotia.
June 22, 2021

Sean: *Walks out of his house, and towards a sea plane. He climbs in, puts the key in the ignition, and starts the plane*

Song: link

Sean: *Moves forward, and goes 75 miles an 시간 as he flies out of the water*
보트 Captain: Bodine? Come in Bodine! We need your help!!
Sean: This is Bodine, 읽기 당신 loud, and clear. Where are you?
보트 Captain: We're in the Atlantic Ocean, just south of Clark's Harbor. S.G. Bronies are attacking us from every direction.
Sean: I'm on my way. Hang in there. *Flying west, to Clark's Harbor*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Sean: *Flying to Clark's Harbor*

A 팬 Fiction about bronies, bounty hunters, people that make "illegal" entertainment, and showing how terrible Starlight Glimmer is.

Sean: *Going 100 miles an hour*

2021

Starring Sean Bodine as himself
Triq267 as Britton Codaire
Someonebutnoone as Dan Noone
Kyle Hummel as himself
Jade_23 as Jade Gordon
windwakerguy430 as Nik Craig
NocturnalMirage as Gergely Szórád
BTFlash as Brett Flasch
Alinah09 as Alinah Sorotado
Canada24 as Connor Noilles
And a made up character, Katie Hummel

Sean: *Getting towards Clark's Harbor* Captain, I see you. Keep fighting the S.G's. I'll be down to finish them off. *Decreasing altitude*
Gergely: Keep going!! We need $200,000, and we're out of here!
S.G. Bronies: *Throwing bags of money onto Gergely's boat*
Brett: This is a lot of money we're making.
Gergely: Correct. With this, we'll buy 더 많이 weapons to crush everyone that doesn't like Starlight Glimmer.

Stop the song

Sean: *Shooting Gergely's boat*
S.G. Bronies: *Die*
Brett: What?!
Gergely: It's Sean!! Get snipers, and take him down!!
Sean: *Turns around, and shoots the snipers, as well as Brett*
Brett: *Dies*
Gergely: Connor, get a rocket launcher!
Connor: Right!! *Runs outside to the back of the 보트 with a rocket launcher*
Sean: *Shoots Connor seventeen times*
Connor: *Dies*
Sean: *Talking on his loudspeaker* Attention Gergely Szórád! Surrender right now, and return the money!
Gergely: Fuck that, we're getting out of here!!
Sean: *Shoots the floor on Gergely's left side twenty times*
Gergely: Alright, fine!! We'll return the money!!
Sean: Good!
Captain: *With several guards. They take their money back*

Back at Carter's Island

Captain: Thank 당신 for your help Sean. *Gives Sean $8,000* I hope this is enough.
Sean: It's great. Thanks.
Captain: Well, I better be off. I don't want my 보트 to be late. *Walks back to his cruise boat, while waving good bye to Sean*

Sunbathing was not something I usually did, but it's what I was doing in the afternoon after stopping Gergely, and the S.G Bronies from robbing a cruise liner.

Sean: *Listening to a radio*
Announcer: The war on entertainment is rapidly continuing everywhere. In Japan, 4 were killed, and 19 were wounded yesterday, when police officers caught a group of teenagers making a movie to 업로드 on YouTube. The police are keeping very close track of the people that 업로드 all forms of entertainment onto the internet, and bounty hunters are looking for them in various locations. In our 다음 story, just a few hours 이전 near Nova Scotia Canada, The Starlight Glimmer bronies were defeated 의해 Sean Bodine, as they attempted to rob a boat, taking as much money as they could. One of our interviewers went over to them to ask questions, but this is all we got.
Alinah: *Leaning on Gergely*
Gergely: We're coming for 당신 Sean Bodine! *Annoyed with Alinah, and fights with her* Ugh, gah, agh! Get off me!!!
Announcer: I repeat. We're coming for 당신 Sean Bodine, Ugh, gah, agh. Get off me.
Sean: I think it's time for a visit to Ram Island.

Ram Island is another island near Nova Scotia, only this one is much bigger. On that island, is a bar/hotel. Jade Gordon runs it, and calls it, Jade's Place

Sean: *Lands his airplane on the water, on the northern section of the island*
Waiter: *Ties Sean's plane to the dock*
Sean: Thanks. *Climbs out of his plane, and onto the dock*
Waiter: Do 당신 have a reservation?
Sean: I'm 프렌즈 with Jade Gordon.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks into Jade's place*

Song (Start at 2:45): link

Waiter: *With Sean, at the bar* Ms. Gordon, a friend.
Jade: *Smiles* Sean, it's been so long since I've seen you.
Sean: It's good to see 당신 after all this time.
Jade: I'm feeling very lonely too. I want 당신 to have sex with me.
Sean: That's not what I came here for.
Jade: I need a dick as hard as yours!
Sean: Do 당신 act like this towards others?
Jade: Only to you. I am sexually attracted to you.
Sean: And 당신 wonder why I haven't seen 당신 in a long time. Let's do it.

Stop the song

Ten 분 later in the hotel area of the bar, I laid down 다음 to Jade in her bed.

Jade: Did 당신 like it?
Sean: Yeah. I did. I couldn't help but notice that your breasts have gotten bigger.
Jade: I massage them a lot, and I've been eating plenty of tofu.
Sean: Is that right?
Jade: Mh-hmm.
Sean: Gergely said he's coming after me again.
Jade: So you're leaving?
Sean: Yeah. I'll head back to New Jersey, write some 팬 fictions to make money-
Jade: 팬 fictions? Sean, 당신 know the cops will kill 당신 if they see 당신 do that.
Sean: How can they? If I do it indoors, they won't know it's me.
Jade: They have ways of knowing.
Sean: I'll be careful. Can 당신 get someone to watch my place for me on Carter's Island while I'm gone?
Jade: Sure.
Sean: Alright, I'm going-
Jade: Wait! One 더 많이 blowjob.
Sean: Make it quick.

Before leaving Ram Island, I met up with Nik Craig, and Britton Codaire.

Sean: 저기요 fellas.
Nik: Sean!
Britton: How's it going?
Sean: Okay. I gotta get out of here though, otherwise, Gergely's army will track me down. Jade wants 당신 to watch my 집 for me on Carter's Island. Know where it is?
Nik: I passed it a couple of times.
Britton: I've never been near Carter's Island.
Sean: 당신 guys can follow me there on your boats. That is, if 당신 can keep up.
Britton: I 사랑 a good challenge.
Nik: Just follow me.
Britton: I know, I know.
Sean: *Walks to his plane* Come on. 당신 wanna race, 또는 what?
Nik: Oh, I thought 당신 were joking.
Britton: I knew he was serious.

They were running to their boats 의해 the time I got into my plane. Nik, and Britton both had speed boats. Nik's is yellow, and Britton's is blue.

Song: link

Sean: *Going 30 miles an hour*
Nik & Britton: *Both going 20*
Britton: Hurry up before he goes into the air!
Sean: *Goes up into the air at 75*
Nik: Too late! His seaplane is already up!!
Sean: Now 당신 two will never catch me!

Two 분 later, when they arrived, I was there waiting. The song fades away as they park their boats near the shore.

Nik & Britton: *Putting anchors on the ground so their boats won't go away*
Sean: Okay. There's not much in the house. Just a 부엌, 주방 with enough 음식 to last 당신 for two weeks. The bathroom is all of the way in the back, and there is a bed, and 침상, 소파 for 당신 to sleep on. TV reception here is very good, and so if the WiFi. *Goes to his laptop, and opens it* When 당신 need 더 많이 food, hit the red button 다음 to the mouse. It'll open a video chat with someone, and he'll bring 당신 anything 당신 want. The green button is for ordering other necessities.
Britton: Such as?
Sean: Anything that isn't food. *Leaves*
Nik: 저기요 one 더 많이 question! When do 당신 get back?
Sean: Two weeks! *Gets back into his sea plane*

Britton, and Nik watched Sean take off in his sea plane. After that, they wouldn't see each other for two weeks.

I was flying south, away from Nova Scotia, when Gergely spotted me from the ground below. I was too high up to notice him.

Gergely: That's Sean alright. I can tell 의해 the paint scheme.
Alinah: Should we follow him, and try to have him killed?
Gergely: We won't try to have him killed. We will succeed in having him killed. Gather the troops.

40 분 later

Nik: *Playing 마인크래프트 on the laptop* How the hell does this game still exist?
Britton: Oh dear god, 당신 hate that game? You're not a human.
Nik: So what Britton?

Dan Noone came onto the screen in a live chat

Nik: Dan? 당신 interrupted my 마인크래프트 game!
Britton: 당신 don't even like Minecraft.
Nik: I don't care!
Dan: I was spying on the Starlight Glimmer bronies. They're following Sean to New Jersey.
Nik: Does he know about it?
Dan: No. He's completely oblivious about it.
Britton: If he's not aware about them following him, we got to help.
Dan: Come see me at Jade's Place on Ram Island.
Nik: We'll be there. Give us three minutes. *Turns off the laptop* Come on Brit, we gotta go. *Leaves the house*
Britton: *Following Nik* Did 당신 just call me Brit? That's a girl's name.

I landed my sea plane at a small dock on the Delaware River, in Pennsylvania. The town I'm in is called Upper Black Eddy. I walked to a bridge which was a short distance from the dock, walked across the Delaware River on the bridge, and got to Milford. Taking a right on a narrow street, I soon found a brick house. The house belongs to Kyle Hummel

Sean: *Knocks on the door five times*
Kyle: *Opens the door, smiling as he sees me* Sean! What a pleasant surprise.
Sean: How are 당신 Kyle?
Kyle: Good. Come in.
Sean: *Walks into the house*
Kyle: *Closes the door*

We walk down to the basement

Kyle: How's the sea plane I built for you?
Sean: Beautiful. *Sits down with Kyle at a table*
Kyle: So what brings 당신 back here?
Sean: The Starlight Glimmer bronies were looking for me in Nova Scotia. I got out of there before they had a chance to spot me.
Kyle: How long do 당신 plan on staying here?
Sean: For two weeks. I'll write some 팬 fictions for you.
Kyle: Good.

A helicopter flew over the Delaware River. Inside is Gergely.

Gergely: There's his sea plane.
Pilot: But the only place where we can land this thing is Trenton.
Gergely: That's fine. Get trucks, and tanks, and as many soldiers as 당신 can.
Pilot: Okay.

Nik, and Britton are riding their boats near Trenton. They will have to travel north to get to Milford, but the Delaware River is too shallow in a few areas, so they will rent a car.

Britton: When did Dan, and Jade say they would meet us in Milford?
Nik: In 30 minutes.
Britton: *Sees a helicopter* Look up there.
Nik: Any markings on it?
Britton: Not as far as I can tell.
Nik: Can 당신 see the people inside?
Britton: No. Let's stop our boats at the dock, and get onto dry land. We can get a better view up there. *Stops his boat*
Nik: *Stops his 보트 behind Britton's* Go up there, I'll tie up the boats.
Britton: *Runs up a flight of stairs*
Pilot: *Waiting for a landing 우주 to be cleared*
Gergely: How much longer do we have to wait?
Pilot: One pilot said his chopper would be up, and out of here in twelve seconds.
Britton: *Looking up at the helicopter* I don't know who the pilot is, and I can't see the guy sitting to his right.
Nik: *Runs up to Britton* 당신 see 'em?
Britton: Just the pilot. I can't see the guy sitting 다음 to him though.
Pilot: *Flying towards a building with an available landing pad*
Britton: Must be nothing important. Let's get our rental car.

Meanwhile in Milford, I'm out for a walk with Kyle

Sean: *Turns left with Kyle to walk over the bridge crossing the Delaware River*
Kyle: 당신 have weapons. Machine 총 on your sea plane, and a .38 in your pocket. Why don't 당신 fight back?
Sean: I've known Gergely for eight years. Even before the Starlight Glimmer war began, we were close buddies. I guess 당신 can say we still are. I don't want to kill him, and I don't want him killing me.
Kyle: What about his other soldiers?
Sean: I'll gladly kill them with no struggle, but Gergely is different.

A brand new Chevrolet Impala passes me and Kyle on the bridge, followed 의해 a Chrysler 300 police car.

Police Officer: Stop your car! 당신 are wanted for creating a video!
Kyle: After seeing that chase, I understand.
Sean: Starlight Glimmer should never have been created. If the writers of My Little 조랑말 never created her, none of this would have happened.
Kyle: Let's not worry about how it happened. Let's worry about stopping it.
Sean: That's what I've been doing for the past 5 years.

Nik, and Britton were leaving Trenton while Gergely was watching his army arrive.

S.G. Bronies: *Arriving in front of a big building in Ford Fusions, Mustangs, Russian trucks, and three Tiger tanks*
Gergely: Good work everyone! 당신 have arrived just in time. *Goes to a red mustang, and sits 다음 to Alinah* Onward, northbound to Milford!
S.G Bronies: *Driving their vehicles*
Alinah: *Drives the Mustang* Once we get to Sean in Milford, he won't survive our attack.
Gergely: I am totally looking 앞으로 to this battle. If we can't get Sean to 가입하기 us, we will kill him. Then, we kill the Anti S.G. Bronies, and finish this war.

At the back of the convoy

Jade & Dan: *In Starlight Glimmer uniforms, together in a Mustang*
Dan: Now no one can hear us.
Jade: 당신 still have the rocket launcher?
Dan: Yes. I will take out the tiger tanks in front of us, and 당신 deal with the others.
Jade: Okay.

Back in Milford

Kyle: *Taking Sean to a 디저트 store*
Sean: What are we doing here?
Kyle: I want 당신 to meet my cousin who just moved into town. *Walks into the store with Sean* This is Katie.
Katie: *Working the cash register* Hello Kyle. Who's your friend?
Kyle: This is Sean. *Leans towards Katie, and whispers* i pay him to write 팬 fictions.
Katie: How do 당신 get the money for that?
Kyle: My job as a dock manager in Frenchtown.
Sean: Frenchtown doesn't have any docks.
Kyle: It has one now. That town has gotten bigger since 당신 moved up into Canada. It's where The Bridge Cafe used to be.
Sean: The Bridge Cafe closed?
Kyle: Yep. On the bright side, I get paid ten grand for unloading every 보트 that comes into the dock.
Sean: I'm proud of 당신 Kyle.
Katie: And I'm proud of you, entertaining my cousin. I could entertain 당신 too, if we date.
Sean: *Looks at Kyle, awaiting his approval*
Kyle: 당신 two will be good together.
Sean: Very well, I accept.
Katie: Yay!
Kyle: We'll be back at my place after 당신 finish your work.
Katie: I'll be there.
Sean: So will I. See you. *Leaves with Kyle*

Me, and Kyle are walking back to Kyle's house. We are almost inside.

Nik: *Honks his horn five times*
Sean & Kyle: *Turn around, and see Nik, with Britton*
Nik: *Stops the car*
Sean: What are 당신 two doing here?
Nik: Get in Sean, we don't have much time.
Sean: Sorry Kyle. Looks like the S.G's are catching up to me again. *About to get in*
Kyle: *Grabs his shoulder* Wait. Don't leave. Why don't 당신 fight back?
Britton: Yes, I endorse his idea.
Nik: I agree as well.
Sean: Alright alright. I'll do it.
Kyle: That's the spirit.
Nik: Hooray!
Kyle: I even have some weapons inside my house if 당신 would like to use some.
Sean: Sure.
Kyle: What about 당신 two?
Nik: We have M4 rifles with grenade launchers.
Britton: I think we'll be okay with those.
Sean: Let's see what 당신 got Kyle.

The four of us enter his house.

Kyle: *Leading the others to his weapons, taking two lefts into another room* It's all in the closet. Help yourself to anything 당신 want.
Sean: *Takes a Type 95* Always liked using these 총 in Modern Warfare 3. *Takes a Walther P99, and three C4 charges* With this, and my .38 revolver, I'll do some damage against them.
Kyle: 더 많이 ammo is in the blue box.
Sean: *Gets 더 많이 ammo for his P99, and Type 95*
Kyle: Alright. *Puts 5 grenades in his pocket while talking in a British accent* I'll be taking this lot. *Grabs a Remington 700 Sniper Rifle, returning to his normal accent* And this rifle. *Grabbing 더 많이 bullets for his rifle*
Britton: Gergely, and his men aren't stupid. They'll spot us in the open if we don't find a good hiding spot.
Sean: We can hide in the trees, and the terrain 다음 to the abandoned train track has a slope which will give us good cover.
Britton: Okay. You, and Nik hide on the slope. Kyle, 당신 stick with me.
Kyle: Alright, I think we got everything covered.
Sean: What about Katie? When does she get here?
Kyle: She'll be alright. Katie's wise, and is very good at defending herself.
Sean: In that case, let's get into position.

I run out of Kyle's house with Nik, and Kyle sticked with Britton.

Sean & Nik: *Laying on the slope 다음 to the train track*
Kyle & Britton: *Hiding behind a feed mill near the trees*
Sean: They won't see us here.
Nik: Good.
Sean: *Hears the convoy* Here they come.
S.G Bronies: *Letting the tanks go up first*
Sean: Tanks?
Nik: Restored Tiger Tanks.
Kyle & Britton: *Watching from behind the feed mill*
S.G Tank Man: *Moves the 터릿, 터렛 to the right*
Britton: Crap, I think we were spotted.
S.G Tank Man: *Begins to play 음악 out from the loudspeakers on the tank*

Song (Start at 0:05): link

Kyle: Oh crap, they're playing music!! *Runs away with Britton*
S.G Tank Man: *Moving towards Kyle, and Britton*
Sean: Head closer to the river, I'll distract them.
Nik: *Runs to the Delaware River*
Sean: *Shoots five S.G Bronies, and throws a C4 charge at a tank, detonating it at the rear of the tank*

Two Fusions blew up when the charge went off, putting 더 많이 damage onto the 3rd tank

S.G Tank Men: *Moving backwards, running over some of their own men*
Gergely: *Gets out of Alinah's Mustang* What the bloody hell is this rubbish?!
Dan: *Arrives with Jade in another Mustang* Alright, I'm going to take out those-
Jade: *Knocks Dan out with her MP40* I don't think so. *Gets out of the Mustang, running towards the battle*

Song: link

Nik: *Fires a grenade, destroying the 3rd tank*
S.G Tank Men: *Their path is blocked, so they cannot go backwards* We are stuck! We cannot go backwards!
Kyle: *Throws two grenades, damaging the first tank*
Britton: *Fires a grenade, destroying the first tank*
S.G Tank Man: *Stuck in the 2nd tank* I cannot 옮기기 at all!! *Gets out of the tank*
Britton: *Shoots him*
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side 의해 side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now 당신 understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Jade: *Walking over to Gergely* Where are they?
Gergely: Our soldiers spotted Sean, and Nik over there. There's two others, we don't know where they are, 또는 who they are. Thanks for getting Dan earlier.
Jade: The pleasure is all mine.
Alinah: Erotic pleasure, 또는 normal pleasure?
Jade: Shut up Alinah.
Kyle: *Running to Sean, and Nik with Britton*
Britton: Where will we go?
Kyle: After getting the other two, we'll make them think we're running away, but ambush them on this trail.
Jade: I got an idea. They don't know I'm on your side. Yet. *Runs towards them*

Stop the song

Sean: Here comes Kyle, and Britton.
Nik: And Jade.
Sean: Alright 당신 four, let's go.
Jade: Not so fast! *Points her gun at the others*
Sean: Jade..
Nik: Are 당신 crazy?
Britton: Do not betray us like this.
Jade: None of 당신 decide what I do. 옮기기 it.

Jade makes the four of us surrender, and we will be placed in Kyle's house for interrogation, and execution.

Nik, Britton, and Kyle are sitting 다음 to each other in the basement.

Nik: Where's Sean? Why couldn't 당신 have all four of us together?
Gergely: I ask the questions, but if 당신 must know, he's in another part of the house with Jade.

And this is what's happening

Jade: *Having sex with Sean, as he's tied to a chair* Oh, that's good right inside me right there.
Sean: Where's everyone else?
Jade: Let me ask the 질문 sugar.
Sean: *Cums inside Jade*
Jade: Oh....oh~<3 That felt great. Thank 당신 for that.
Sean: I don't know if I feel the same way.
Jade: 당신 mean to tell me, that 당신 ain't sexually attracted to me?
Sean: What do 당신 think I am, a sex object?! The way 당신 treat me is like we're in a movie 의해 Universal Pictures.
Jade: 당신 could 가입하기 the S.G. Bronies. 당신 don't have to fight with us over a character from a cartoon show.
Sean: Tell that to Gergely. There wouldn't be any fighting if it weren't for that goddamn Hungarian.
Jade: All he wanted was a new 아이콘 for the club on fanpop.
Sean: Well he didn't have to start a war over it.
Mirage: *Enters the room with Alinah* Jade? We're going to Upper Black Eddy to confiscate Sean's plane.
Sean: 당신 stay away from my sea plane!!
Alinah: We won't do anything bad to it.
Mirage: I just want it for myself. I might recolor it to plain black. See 당신 later Jade. *Leaves with Alinah*
Sean: So where are the other three? Nik, Britton, and Kyle?
Jade: Downstairs.
Sean: Are 당신 going to rape them too, 또는 am I the only one you'll pleasure yourself with?
Jade: Just you.
Sean: And what about Dan? Did 당신 kill him, 또는 were 당신 generous enough to spare his life, along with the rest of us?
Jade: He's in the house across the street.

In that house

S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Dan: *Takes the MP44 on S.G Brony 96, and shoots him with it*
S.G Bronies: *Arriving*
Dan: *Shoots them, and runs downstairs, to get to the house that Sean is in*
Jade: Excuse me. *Grabs her MP40*
Dan: *Sees Jade, and shoots her to death*
S.G Bronies: *Running towards Dan*
Dan: *Shoots them*
Sean: *Tries to brake loose*
Dan: *Arrives* Let me help 당신 with that. *Shoots the rope*
Sean: *Is free* Thanks a lot Dan. *Goes into the closet* Kyle has 더 많이 weapons in here. This is his house. *Finds a Model 625 Revolver* And he's got good taste. *Takes eight shells of ammo* The others are in the basement. Let's go. *Goes with Dan*

We pass Jade, and I also took Jade's MP40, along with five clips of ammo

Dan: *Shoots the four S.G bronies guarding Nik, Britton, and Kyle*
Sean: Look who came to our rescue.
Britton: Well done Dan.
Dan: Let's get out of here.
Nik: Where are our guns?
Sean: Just grab the guard's guns. We can't waste time looking for the ones they took from us. *Turns around to go up the stairs, but sees his .38 revolver on the ground behind the stairs* Give me a second. *Goes to get it. He also finds seven shells of ammo, each containing six bullets* They were even dumb enough to leave the ammo.
Dan: Now can we go?
Sean: Yeah. We need to get Gergely, and Alinah. They're heading across the river to steal my sea plane.

I leave Kyle's house with Kyle, Nik, Britton, and Dan.

Sean: *Leading the group past the vehicles that have been abandoned in the middle of the street*
S.G. Brony 55: *Hiding in the back of one of the Russian Trucks. He shoots Wind five times*
Sean: *Quickly turns around, and shoots him*
S.G. Brony 55: *Falls out of the truck after being shot*
Nik: *Slowly standing up, leaning on a Ford Fusion*
Sean: Britton, stay here and heal Nik's wounds.
Britton: I got it. *Finds a medical kit in another truck*
Sean: *Continues walking down the 거리 with Kyle, and Dan* 당신 two watch our 6.
Kyle: *Nods. He, and Dan look behind Sean, walking backwards. They occasionally take a couple of glances to the side*
Sean: *Finds two S.G. Bronies standing near a house. He shoots them both with one bullet, and they die*
S.G Brony 95: *Comes out of a house from the left, carrying an MP44* HA!!!
Sean: *Shoots him in the neck*
S.G Brony 95: *Dead*

Four 더 많이 S.G Bronies ran out of a restaurant to the left.

Sean: *Uses the MP40 to kill them*
S.G Brony 35: *In a building with a rifle. He fires one bullet, hitting the ground near Sean's left foot*
Sean: *Shoots the sniper three times*
S.G Brony 35: *Falls out the window, and dies*
Sean: *Using the model 625 again*
S.G Brony 47: *Using an MG42, firing 50 bullets in front of Sean*
Kyle: *Turns right, and shoots him*
S.G Brony 47: *Falls backwards, landing on the floor*
Dan: That was a good shot. *Shoots three S.G bronies running out of a bagel shop*
Sean: *Sees a sidewalk, and runs across the street*
Person 96: *Stops in his car, and turns around, scared after seeing Sean, Kyle, and Dan with their guns*
Sean: Never mind him, let's 십자가, 크로스 that bridge. *Goes to the bridge with Kyle, and Dan*

I am crossing the bridge to Upper Black Eddy with Kyle, and Dan. A helicopter was flying over the Delaware River, carrying a Tiger Tank.

Kyle: Another Tiger Tank?
Dan: Where do they come from?
Sean: It's heading towards Gergely. He must have heard our guns, and ordered it to kill us.
Dan: Why that though? It just seems like a waste of time.
Sean: He doesn't want to take any chances.
S.G Pilot: *Lowering the Tiger tank onto the road*
People: *Honking the horns in their cars*
Alinah: *Shoots them*
Gergely: *On a Walkie Talkie* I'll give 당신 a call to pick this thing up once I'm finished.
S.G Pilot: 10-4 Mr. Szórád. Miss. Sorotado, you're needed in London. *Lowers a ladder for Alinah to climb*
Alinah: *Climbing the ladder, and gets on board the helicopter*

Song: link

S.G Pilot: *Flying away* We have dispatched two choppers to send 당신 reinforcements. ETA, thirty seconds.
Gergely: Copy. I'll soon have those bastards eliminated.

The three of us are halfway across the bridge

Gergely: *Drives his tank onto the bridge in front of Sean, Kyle, and Dan*
Sean: Retreat! *Running back into Milford with Kyle, and Dan*
Gergely: *Using the main machine gun to shoot thirty five bullets, but he misses*
Sean: To the right! *Runs onto the right road with Kyle, and Dan, heading back to Kyle's house*
Gergely: *Fires a shot from the main cannon. It destroys the building, but does no damage to Sean, 또는 his friends*
Kyle: Too close for comfort.
Sean: Honestly, if people are going to act like this nowadays, I wouldn't mind dying.
Gergely: *Turns the 대포 to the right, firing the machine gun again*
Britton & Nik: *Hear the shots*
Nik: Machine gun fire.
Britton: It sounds like it's coming towards us.
Sean: Alright, to the left. Into the market. *Runs with Kyle, and Dan into the market* He can't see us from where he is on the bridge. We'll be okay in here for a surprise attack.
Gergely: *Gets off the bridge, entering Milford. He takes a right, and heads for Kyle's house*

The helicopters with reinforcements arrive near the bridge. Twelve soldiers go down a rope from the helicopter, landing in the middle of the street.

S.G Brony 70: Come on soldiers, to Mr. Szórád! *Running with the other soldiers to Gergely in his tank*
Market Owner: *Coming to Sean, Kyle, and Dan* What do 당신 three think you're doing in my 샵 with those guns?
Sean: Keep your voice down. 당신 wanna get killed 의해 those people outside?
S.G Brony 85: Sir, me and Gongolla are checking out the market.
S.G Brony 70: Go ahead.
S.G Brony 85: *Walks with a partner to the market*
Dan: Too late, they're coming towards us.
Kyle: And what about Nik, and Britton?
Sean: They're tough. They can take care of themselves. Stay here, I'm going to create a diversion. *To the market owner* Give me the keys to your car.
Market Owner: You're out of your mind.
Sean: 당신 wanna die?
Market Owner: *Gives Sean the keys* It's the black Charger out front.
Sean: *Runs outside*
Kyle & Dan: *Move to the left so they won't get spotted*

I run into the Dodge Charger that's in front of the store.

Nik & Britton: *Hiding behind the destroyed tanks from the 이전 battle*
Gergely: *Getting closer* Those vehicles are blocking my path. Why did I have to bring so many of them?
Sean: *Starts the car*
S.G Brony 70: *With S.G Brony 85 in the store. They hear the car*
Sean: *Turns to the left, and makes another left turn, onto the road that Gergely is on*
S.G Brony 70 & 85: *Running out the back*
Dan: *Shoots them* Take their ammo.
Kyle: *Goes to them, and takes the ammo*
Sean: *Driving towards Gergely, and running over the rest of the S.G. Bronies*
Gergely: *Turns the 터릿, 터렛 around to see the Charger*
Sean: *Jumps out of the car as it hits a Mustang, going airborne*
Gergely: *Shoots the car, but it lands on his tank. The tank blows up, and he dies*
Nik: *Looking at the tank*
Britton: Holy crap. How did that happen?

Song: link

Sean: *Standing up*
Nik: Sean. *Running towards him with Britton* Sean!!
Sean: *Sees Nik, and Britton*
Nik & Britton: *Stop in front of Sean*
Britton: How the hell did 당신 manage to destroy that tank?
Sean: I crashed into it.
Nik: With Gergely dead, the war is over!
Sean: That's right. Let's go back to Kyle, and Dan. *Walks with Nik, and Britton to the market*
Dan: *Sees Sean with Nik, and Britton* He's coming back.
Kyle: Already? That was quick.
Katie: *Sees Kyle, and runs to him* Kyle, what are 당신 doing with that gun?!
Kyle: Fighting a war, which is probably already over.
Sean: *Returns with Nik, and Britton*
Katie: 당신 mean, the Starlight Glimmer war is over? *Hugs Sean* Oh you're my hero.
Sean: I don't feel like a hero.
Kyle: But 당신 ended the war. I know 당신 didn't want to kill Gergely, but believe me, he would've killed 당신 no matter what.
Nik: He's right. He was just about to kill me, and Britton if 당신 didn't crash into that tank.
Dan: What kind of a celebration is this?
Kyle: Dan is right. I know a place where we can celebrate. Follow me.

Everyone, except for Katie and Sean left the market.

Katie: Maybe, this will make 당신 feel like a hero. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: *Blushing* I don't know. Maybe a few more, and-
Katie: I know just what 당신 need. I'll give it to 당신 tonight, after the celebration.
Kyle: *Returns* Come on 당신 two. Aren't 당신 coming?
Sean: Yes we are. *Puts his arm around Katie's neck, and walks with her, behind everyone else*
Nik & Britton: *Walking down a sidewalk with Dan, and Kyle between Sean, and Katie*

Sean Bodine killed himself in early January, 2024
Alinah Sorotado was arrested for attempting to start a similar war in early Jaunary, 2025. She will stay in jail for the rest of her life
Nik Craig became a construction worker after the war ended
Britton Codaire became a movie director
Kyle Hummel still works at the dock in Frenchtown
Dan Noone started his own Rock & Roll band. He worked for Britton 의해 글쓰기 a few songs for his 영화
Katie Hummel married Sean a few days after the war ended. She was killed in a train wreck on July 9, 2023, which lead to Sean's suicide

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from July 1, 2016

Since this takes place five years in the future, we hope none of the stuff that happens actually takes place
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that 당신 felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when 당신 need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way 당신 feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes 당신
A little 더 많이 strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His 사랑 is deeper, 당신 know
He's a real keeper, 당신 know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my 사랑 back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your 사랑 was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got 더 많이 swagger than you
He's got 더 많이 swagger than 당신 do
My new boy really...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction 글쓰기 is great. 당신 can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically 의해 height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined 팬팝 a few days 이전 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST 랜덤 PARAGRAPHS IN THE 코멘트 AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 기사 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as 당신 please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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I decided to write an 기사 because some recent news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an 기사 about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to show everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If 당신 코멘트 on something 당신 believe is true, then...
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It all started when a young man without much money he was given a 닌텐도 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the 일 after 당신 give away the console, an old man opened a 차고 sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small 탄약통, 카트리지 of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin 또는 cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If 당신 know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, 또는 always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with 또는 without apps running 또는 photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If 당신 are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 다음 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 당신 tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 당신 - very homosexually.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 물고기 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do 당신 know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' 가장 좋아하는 Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a 보트 he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The show SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The show SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed 의해 a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 분 of the show may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob 또는 Caillou, in which 이미지 change 더 많이 slowly, 또는 to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, said as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 음악 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time 가장 좋아하는 fast 음식 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out 또는 dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she said it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written 의해 a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As 당신 will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here 당신 go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet 당신 didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If 당신 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 당신 into the middle of 다음 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me 더 많이 LOGIC .


"If 당신 fall out of that 그네, 스윙 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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MonaVie
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of 캔디 per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each 년 on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix 음식 to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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