랜덤 Article: Hello..

Hello..

posted by Canada24

I'm bored and putting some 랜덤 facts about me..

* I'm an Irish Canadian..

* One side of my family are literary cowboys and cowgirls. Even down to the town itself.. But I myself am a city boy from Ottawa., witch is probably why I don't enjoy country 음악 like they do. Except maybe Alan Jackson..

* My dad is involved in the army, but not as soldier. As intelligence programs..

* I have ADHD..

* I am one of the darkest "bronies" I know.. I take much joy in 읽기 dark twisted stories like Cupcakes. And 글쓰기 dark humored stories about MLP, witch involves killing off characters. But not ALL my stories are like that though..

* I am X-writer of Alpha and Omega (kinda like I retired from it) but still leave reviews of stories from the fansize..

* I am a very sarcastic person, but also a very kind, caring person..

* Sucide is a topic that took people I care about, 더 많이 than once..

* I have an unhealthy obsession with KORN and METALLICA..

* I have a close friend who is gay, so I believe strongly in gay rights..

* I think the Saw 영화 are underrated..

* I own both an electric 베이스 and electric guitar..

* I am a huge 팬 of 에미넴 (who isn't)..

zanhar1 I enjoy me some Korn.

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MrWayne Canada, Ireland, Saw, Metallica, Eminem? Awesome. Just Awesome.

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 질문
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down 또는 else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know 당신 know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
또는 we take our time
So let's rush

I want 당신 to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush 또는 we may not
I want 당신 to know this
I want 당신 to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

랜덤 Derp Story 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: 저기요 joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: 저기요 miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed 의해 freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i said who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive 당신 this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i said that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

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더 많이 than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 원, 동그라미 that had its two sides gently compressed 의해 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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Smart insult 인용구

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes 당신 so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told 당신 to be yourself simply couldn’t have given 당신 worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t 당신 have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let 당신 mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are 당신 always this stupid 또는 are 당신 making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like 당신 before – but I had to pay an admission.

If 당신 took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 사랑 to help 당신 out…now, which way did 당신 come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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The 상단, 맨 위로 10 아니메 Openings!

posted by deathding

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome 출처 of entertainment that's basically Japanese 만화 often inspired 의해 manga, 또는 Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost 사랑 every one I see. And this list is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from 아니메 I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him 당신 met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do 당신 listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him 의해 his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your 가장 좋아하는 guy[If 당신 hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson 또는 some who 당신 like ALLOT!]

9. Come 집 saying 당신 found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a 거리 named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle 당신 with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then 당신 can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the 맥주 gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket 또는 코트 if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub 퀴즈 the other 일 I 로스트 의해 one point. The 질문 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other 질문 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that 사과, 애플 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing 샵 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 마리화나 담배, 폭격기 jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

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Most 인기 ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly 인기 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 더 많이 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 의해 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 책상, 데스크 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 또는 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Cool

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If 당신 keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a list of "pros" and "cons" to help 당신 better understand why you're seeking 사랑 또는 acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things 당신 can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

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BlindMaiden.com - 크리피파스타

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the 집 of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard 당신 try, your browser won't allow 당신 to enter the site. 당신 see, to access this site, 당신 must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in 질문 is a New Moon night. 당신 must be on your own in your 집 with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will 당신 be granted access to the site.

As...