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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves 연기 it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the 일 I 로스트 all my 프렌즈 lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in 년 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat 다음 to 프레드 who i had sat 다음 to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females 의해 the way, they choose those names off a show called mighty boosh) and way and bolo and nabu sat together as well (same show) anyway so my 프레드 pulled out a bag of lollies, 당신 know the really big bag, (you should know that I had ten saschets of sugar before, and I so won a bet lol) so i instantly took all the red ones out and ate them and anyone who took one from me was pushed down the isle of the bus lol. anyway a boy on the other side of me asked to play truth and dare so i obliged and did all dare feeling happy.
Anyway so i had to sit on freds lap on a randoms lap ask out a girl, ask out a boy etc. And soon i was absolutelty hyper so i asked out a girl for this guy lets call the guy 'harry potter' and way so he punches me in the shoulder and i do the same, and then he pushes me off the 좌석 but i roll down the isle. I sit there shaking with laughter while he thought I was crying. And then the teachers put mr 콩 on so that meant I was laughing the hardest the loudest and the longest.
When we got 집 we went to KFC and I had to leave the 샵 because I was laughing so much. So there 당신 have it folks, The 일 that scared everyone away from me.
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posted by r260897
now standing on last 일 of 년
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
일 의해 일 we got used to
night 의해 night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
다음 time we'll say
"damn our 심장 still misses
THE 2011"
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.they wanted a longer 기사 :P
posted by JapanHetalia
It was the girls first 크리스마스 at the orphanage she longed so badly to be with a family. It didn't stop her bliss of Christmas. The only bad thing was all her 프렌즈 were adopted so she was lonely. She ate her meager meal opened her one present and went to 침대 and that was the way it was 년 after year.

And the girl was weakening, but every 년 she had the hope that it would be adopted for Christmas. Her eighth 년 at the orphanage, and probably her last she had two 프렌즈 who were with her last 크리스마스 and that made her happy. With tears streaming down her face, she made ​​one...
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posted by green6244
Okay, so when i was eleven, my 프렌즈 and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it 더 많이 fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i said in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my 프렌즈 answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good 일 to ya now. Cheerio!" I said and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!
posted by karpach_13
Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell 당신 how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are 당신 two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, 당신 look so much alike I would have thought 당신 were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were 당신 when this happened?"

Around the beginning of...
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posted by katana64
swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like 총 and missiles to make them 불, 화재 and kill 의해 themselves. a sword can be used to hurt 또는 even kill people.
the 초 way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long 로스트 프렌즈 and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...
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posted by orangeturnip
Me:
are 당신 the real god
God:
Are 당신 doubting me? Don't 당신 know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are 당신 serious? Are 당신 testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are 당신 asking about? I am glad to hear that 당신 are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if 당신 are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether 또는 not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god 또는 G.O.D was a Great Orange...
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