When life gives 당신 lemons, make 주황색, 오렌지 주스 and leave the world wondering how the heck 당신 did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first 당신 don't succeed, destroy everything.
An 사과, 애플 a 일 can keep any doctor away if 당신 throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 더 많이 letters in the alphabet.
Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, 사랑 you, talk to 당신 later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download 음식 from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my 일 could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the 벽 gets in the way.
That annoying moment when 당신 finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, 당신 need to use the restroom.
당신 don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if 당신 miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have 당신 ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five 더 많이 minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when 당신 see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and 당신 think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have 당신 ever had a fly 또는 small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether 당신 win 또는 lose, what matters is if I win 또는 lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, 또는 sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope 당신 enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first 당신 don't succeed, destroy everything.
An 사과, 애플 a 일 can keep any doctor away if 당신 throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 더 많이 letters in the alphabet.
Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight, 또는 should I walk 의해 again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, 사랑 you, talk to 당신 later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download 음식 from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my 일 could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the 벽 gets in the way.
That annoying moment when 당신 finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, 당신 need to use the restroom.
당신 don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if 당신 miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have 당신 ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five 더 많이 minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when 당신 see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and 당신 think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have 당신 ever had a fly 또는 small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether 당신 win 또는 lose, what matters is if I win 또는 lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, 또는 sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope 당신 enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he said that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were 연기 like 동물 just because of me and I said that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 년 old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no 더 많이 fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank 당신 for those who took their time 읽기 my story. Goodbye and I hope that 당신 could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 년 old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no 더 많이 fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank 당신 for those who took their time 읽기 my story. Goodbye and I hope that 당신 could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If 당신 like 철권 and Naruto, 당신 may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If 당신 look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. 당신 tell me: do 당신 think this should be looked over?
flippy burying firestar
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 당신 all 가입하기 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 당신 all 가입하기 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What 당신 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 당신 call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope 당신 like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 질문 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 책 do 당신 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 당신 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 고딕 style!
Reporter:What do 당신 like to hum 또는 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 질문 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 책 do 당신 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 당신 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 고딕 style!
Reporter:What do 당신 like to hum 또는 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 더 많이 wise words.
a wise man once said (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) said a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 프렌즈 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 당신 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I said befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 당신 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once said (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) said a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 프렌즈 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 당신 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I said befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 당신 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if 당신 사랑 아니메 and Twilight,
then 당신 are going to 사랑 this!
-They are making an 아니메 series of the saga!
더 많이 and 더 많이 the rumor of an 아니메 Twilight show is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 아니메 until 2013!
Sent in 의해 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
