Funny Songs - Santa Claus Is Hungry Tonight - Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Milk With Cookies...

Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, 당신 better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of 호박 pie.
Too bad 당신 finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, 당신 needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
당신 ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows 당신 are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, 당신 better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.

CheetahGirl5147 I posted this early :P

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I Knew 당신 Were in Trouble Lyrics

posted by nmdis

I KNEW 당신 WERE IN TROUBLE 의해 Taylor Swift

{I Knew 당신 Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, 당신 got me alone
You found me, 당신 found me, 당신 found me…
I guess 당신 didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, 당신 took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's 다음 to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew 당신 were trouble when 당신 walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so 당신 put me down oh,
I knew 당신 were trouble when 당신 walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...

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How well do 당신 know The Nightmare Before Christmas?

posted by Bluekait

Boys and girls of every age ... wouldn't 당신 like to see something strange? Of course 당신 would! Let's see how much 당신 remember from that strangest and most enchanting of movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Taken from 디즈니 Insider.
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1) Which of these is not one of Oogie’s trick-or-treaters?

A) Lock
B) Shock
C) Spock
D) Barrel

2) Who do the trick-or-treaters mistakenly kidnap?

A) The Easter Bunny
B) Uncle Sam
C) Cupid

3) Which of these gifts does Santa Jack NOT deliver?

A) A vicious 오리 decoy
B) A carnivorous 크리스마스 wreath
C) A monstrous nutcracker

4) When Santa...

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늑대 Blood: Chapter One

posted by StarWarrior

CHAPTER ONE
    “I’ve got it!” Shade squeaked.
    “Hurry!” 에메랄드 barked, trying to keep up with him.
    “Corner it there, quick!” Kitmira barked.
    Shade turned the rabbit toward the thick thorn bushes. It was getting tired. Shade pounced; he landed perfectly on its back.
    “Bite it!” Neko commanded.
    Emerald lunged 앞으로 and sunk her teeth into its neck.
    “Good catch!” Mamma called.
    “Did we hunt...

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Cryptid Info: Jersey Devil

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.

The Jersey Devil is said to be a made-up creature, 의해 scientists and sketics everywhere. And it is just made up...isn't it?
Perhaps not. Most reports, unlike many that turned out be fake, follow the same lines: claiming the Devil is a kangaroo-like creature with cloven hooves, bat wings, the head of a goat, and a forked tail. It is said to be fast, and it's attack call sounds like that of a tortured horse; bloodcurdling and horrible.
There are many sightings involving this mysterious cryptid. One example is the sighting claim of Joseph Bonaparte, who claimed to have seen the Jersey Devil while...

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SSFChapter one: Introducing Emma, Eve, and Mellissa; the Strange Sisters Forever

posted by Draculaura10

Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her 책 inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep 당신 out 또는 something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged 앞으로 in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...

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상단, 맨 위로 baby girl names that start with A

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Aaliyah
Abagail
Abbey
Abbie
Abbigail
Abby
Abigail
Abigale
Abigayle
Abril
Addison
Adeline
Adriana
Adrianna
Adrienne
Aileen
Aimee
Ainsley
Aisha
Aiyana
Aja
Akira
Alaina
Alana
Alanis
Alanna
Alayna
Aleah
Alejandra
Alena
Alessandra
Alex
Alexa
Alexandra
Alexandrea
Alexandria
Alexia
Alexis
Alexus
Alexys
Alia
Alice
Alicia
Alina
Alisa
Alisha
Alison
Alissa
Alivia
Aliya
Aliyah
Aliza
Alize
Allie
Allison
Ally
Allyson
Allyssa
Alma
Alondra
Alycia
Alysa
Alysha
Alyson
Alyssa
Amanda
Amani
Amara
Amari
Amaya
Amber
Amelia
America
Amina
Amira
Amy
Amya
Ana
Anabel
Anahi
Anais
Anastasia
Anaya
Andrea
Angel
Angela
Angelica
Angelina
Angeline
Angelique
Angie
Anika
Anissa
Anita
Aniya
Aniyah
Anjali
Ann
Anna
Annabel
Annabella...

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이모 shit, 또는 life saving?

posted by BloodyMascara_

Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are 당신 listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, 사랑 keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: 당신 only live forever in the lights 당신 make. When we were young we used to say, that 당신 only hear the 음악 when your 심장 begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a 질문 but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope 당신 have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never...

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Without 사랑 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

She wasn't young, but still a child
There was no innocence
In faded smiles
She called to me as I passed her by
Lady of the night looked in my eyes
She said, I been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get 당신 through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love
Whoa

I saw a man down on lonely street
A broken man who looked like me
And no one knows the pain that he's been living
He 로스트 his love, he still hasn't forgiven
He said, I've been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's...

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Wanted Dead 또는 Alive ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead 또는 alive
Wanted
Dead 또는 alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes 당신 tell the day
By the bottle that 당신 drink
And times when you're alone
When all 당신 do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead 또는 alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...

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Let It Rock ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While 치노, 치 노 danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if 당신 have a good time
It's alright (alright) if 당신 want to 십자가, 크로스 that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a 불, 화재 burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...

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Secret Dreams ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Riding high, then shot down
I load my 총 to 불, 화재 another round
I look deep into her eyes
And can't run there's nowhere left to hide
Don't stop, no it's much too late
When the night comes I can't wait
Oh I live, 사랑 to lose control
It makes me crazy I want to let 당신 know

Oh, no, I don't want to fall
Oh, oh, can't 당신 hear me call
All night long in my secret dreams
You tell me I'm the one
When I'm 다음 to you, 다음 to you
All I want in my secret dreams
Is 당신 here with me
I got to get to you, get to you, get to you

There's a thrill, in the chase
We won't lose when we meet face to lace
Love, games a means without...

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Always Run To 당신 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

The clock strikes ten
Out on the streets again
I been looking for something to please me since I don't know when
Out on the dark side of town
Another rumble's gone down
And life on the high side isn't what this boy’s about

She's got something I want man, it's something I need
It takes 더 많이 than a night to satisfy me

I stand accused
I can always run to you
Any road that 당신 choose
I can always run to you
I stand accused
I can always run to you
I run to you
Baby, I can always run

To a 심장 of chrome
And a soul of steel
We've done 더 많이 white lines than you'll know any one we could steal
And when I give her the...

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The Hardest Part Is The Night ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In the heat of the 거리 of the city
A young boy hides the pain
And he walks so tall, trying to hang on
But he knows he's going down again
I know he's going down

Darkness fades he's the prince of his city
In a place where they all know your name
You can see in their eyes life so paralyzed
You’re just a pawn in a losing game
You lose at life it ain't no game

Hear their cries (Hear their cries)
The hardest part is the night
(In the night, hear their cries, in the night)
Stay alive (Stay alive)
The hardest part is the night
(In the night, in the night)

All alone in a place where the lonely
They all have to...

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King Of The Mountain ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Listen people can't 당신 hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the 심장 of their souls
Maybe now that I got 당신 let me tell 당신 what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...

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Somewhere only we know- Keane lyrics

posted by randomgirl3000

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat 의해 the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have 당신 gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have 당신 gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...

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Come Back ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how 당신 lied
When 당신 said you'd never 사랑 again

Your 프렌즈 telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can 당신 see that this broken 심장 is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my 심장 is calling 당신 back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need 당신 의해 my side again

Now it's too late...

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Shot Through The 심장 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the 심장
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would 당신 be content to see me crying
After all those little games 당신 put me through
After all I've done for 당신 you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave 당신 everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the 심장 as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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Ok, People's Listen up! :) I was 글쓰기 thi, and I need your opinions!

posted by Face_of_Music

I was 글쓰기 this, and I want to know if it is any good before I contnue! Can I have your opinions and suggestions?
Chapter 2 isn't finished, so no 코멘트 on the incompletion, please, it is a work in progress!

THANK YOU! :P

In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, 또는 put their 사랑 at risk to stay alive.

Chapter 1

Henna

Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had...

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Crank It Up ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...

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삭제 당신 ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s not time to give this one 더 많이 try, I don’t think so
Last night 당신 said 당신 want a last lie
I can’t let 당신 wreck my plans
I’m planning to let 당신 go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to 삭제 you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) 삭제 you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much 당신 care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want 당신 not there...