1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them 당신 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 다음 to 당신 saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 책상, 데스크 on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks 당신 if 당신 know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call 피자 Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a 피자 5 분 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 년 AGO!
13) Dress up as a 오리 and throw 빵 at people and say,"HOW DO 당신 LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a 바나나 and say that 당신 want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet 당신 are wondering why I have gathered 당신 here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes 의해 yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a 랜덤 person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
2) Call someone to tell them 당신 can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door 다음 to 당신 saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a 책상, 데스크 on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks 당신 if 당신 know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call 피자 Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a 피자 5 분 before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A 년 AGO!
13) Dress up as a 오리 and throw 빵 at people and say,"HOW DO 당신 LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a 바나나 and say that 당신 want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet 당신 are wondering why I have gathered 당신 here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes 의해 yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a 랜덤 person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
The 상단, 맨 위로 six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as 당신 have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command 또는 File Name" is about as informative as
"If 당신 don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as 당신 make a commitment to one, 당신 find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as 당신 have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command 또는 File Name" is about as informative as
"If 당신 don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as 당신 make a commitment to one, 당신 find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around 당신 has an attitude problem
2.your adding 초콜릿 chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything 당신 say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive 당신 crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and 당신 just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to 펀치 someone without a reason
12.if 당신 start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if 당신 were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give 당신 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so 당신 know*
2.your adding 초콜릿 chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything 당신 say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive 당신 crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and 당신 just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to 펀치 someone without a reason
12.if 당신 start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if 당신 were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give 당신 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so 당신 know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be given LIFE in prison without the possibility 또는 parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 파이썬 refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 파이썬 in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the 파이썬 failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 파이썬 refused to eat it was given three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD showing Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 파이썬 in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the 파이썬 failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf 또는 date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the 다음 time.....thank u all for 읽기 this..and plz 코멘트 ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
Like the 제목 says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My 프렌즈 said that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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