저기요 everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that 베이스 의해 Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a 팬 club about u and make the 기사 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then 의해 all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends 할로윈 eve. 또는 U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 상단, 맨 위로 me.
It all started when Chloe was in the 부엌, 주방 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 컵케익 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 컵케익 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected 의해 wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited 의해 one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit 또는 other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that 당신 have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers 또는 water witches. Someone who can locate water 또는 로스트 object with a rod 또는 wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see 또는 sense aura, 또는 energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected 의해 wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited 의해 one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit 또는 other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that 당신 have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers 또는 water witches. Someone who can locate water 또는 로스트 object with a rod 또는 wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see 또는 sense aura, 또는 energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week 당신 eat 또는 want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 또는 10.
Let's say 당신 eat 초콜릿 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 의해 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 이전 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 의해 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 년 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 당신 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 당신 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 또는 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 또는 two digits will be the number of times per week 당신 eat 또는 want 초콜릿 (the number 당신 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 초콜릿 a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say 당신 eat 초콜릿 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number 의해 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 이전 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that 의해 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 년 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If 당신 haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming 당신 were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 또는 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one 또는 two digits will be the number of times per week 당신 eat 또는 want 초콜릿 (the number 당신 specified in the first step).
8 pieces of 초콜릿 a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 당신 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 당신 can tell me if 당신 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. 당신 wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. 당신 can tell me if 당신 ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
