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There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
OK, this 기사 is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had said that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few 곰 prints, and started to wander...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if 당신 never got a best answer, just simply drink 우유 out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the 질문 might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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Minuets after the ritual the door 벨 rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and 더 많이 but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the 침상, 소파 Miki sat down 다음 to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition 또는 not?" Edgar said...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why 당신 would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 당신 find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit 당신 first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of 당신 shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the 잔디 to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot 더 많이 fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my 랜덤 and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they said today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 분 of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so 의해 then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs 의해 saying the most 랜덤 things that we can think about until the 벨 rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring 다음 year. 당신 can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If 당신 like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that 당신 feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If 당신 want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week 당신 need to file 당신 nails. Why? Because when 당신 file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one 코트 of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby 또는 올리브 oil on your nails after 당신 have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The 초 nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
팬더 are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us 또는 most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some 조언 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are 당신 chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far 더 많이 confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities 당신 truly love. If 당신 stay focused on those things, then the 다음 time 당신 are asked to volunteer 또는 get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes 당신 too far from what 당신 are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could 당신 pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? said the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made 당신 laugh.

Here are 2 랜덤 facts:
They don't sell Smarties 또는 Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa said sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause 당신 realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are 당신 gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad 또는 somthing?"
no 당신 look beautiful dont ever think 당신 are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher said "Class 당신 will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher said "I want 당신 to draw what ever 당신 feel in your heart.What...
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I made this list before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with 스플릿, 분할 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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