랜덤 Article: BlondLionEzel Reviews: Maleficent

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posted by BlondLionEzel

Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 음악 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If 당신 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO

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Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let 당신 go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes 불, 화재 and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees 불, 화재 Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The 다음 day, Japantown,...

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EPIC 팬팝 RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY! (made 의해 me and ssook78)

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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

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HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

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ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to 당신 cause i'm to nice
nicer then 당신 in fact most people will say
yeah that's right 당신 heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were 프렌즈 in the first place
because 당신 have an ugly 나귀, 엉덩이 face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought 당신 were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is 더 많이 scary
you 또는 Bloody Mary
you better watch what 당신 say 또는 i'll come for...

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The Fate of the Ones Who Can't Change Chapter One: Caught in 사랑

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I lay on the 잔디 in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're 안전한, 안전 here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send 당신 there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven 또는 eight years now,...

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Nick Reviews Episode 3: Digimon Our War Game

posted by BlondLionEzel

Today I shall be reviewing Digimon: Our War Game. Know for all who don't know, Digimon are Digital Monsters.

Plot: Tai and Izzy learn that a Digimon is destroying the internet, so they must call upon their Digimon to stop the menace known as Diaboromon.

This is a very interesting movie. We only see Tai and Izzy, along with their Digimon, Agumon and Tentomon. However, Matt and TK show up with their Digimon, Patamon and Gabumon. But this movie has great action and a wonderful plot.

Score: 5/5

Music: Though the 음악 is the Opening of Digimon (Butter-fly) and the Evolution theme (Brave Heart), they...

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Nick Reviews Episode 1: Free Bird

posted by BlondLionEzel

Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating 피자 and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped 의해 a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" 의해 Social Distortion and "Back in Time" 의해 MattyB...

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Tell Me Something I don't Know Lyrics

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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make 당신 smile
Teach...